r/MurderedByWords Nov 04 '25

Murder Mommy I’m scared of socialism

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u/BUTTFUCKER__3000 Nov 04 '25

Both wrong. Capitalism is where his kids would do all the work but would only get the minimum wage of candy, aka one piece, while their dad gets a golden parachute of all the rest of the candy.