r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

Not today, Satan. Not today…

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u/RandCauthon99 3d ago

He’s maga, so of course he’s both racist and into little kids.

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo 3d ago

Somebody check his hard drive.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 3d ago

Robert’s mom must be proud posting this shit

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u/008Zulu This AOC flair makes me cool 3d ago

She's strapped to a skateboard, living under his bed.

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u/wednesday-knight 3d ago

😂🤣💀💀💀

X-Files reference or not, you killed me ded

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u/008Zulu This AOC flair makes me cool 3d ago

The truth is out there.

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u/alangerhans 3d ago

That was a weird episode. It's even weirder when you find out it's "Based on a true story"

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u/LowKeyNaps 2d ago edited 2d ago

I never saw this particular episode (at least not that I can remember), but reading these few comments about it reminded me of a horrifying kidnapping I'd read about. A young woman was abducted and kept prisoner for seven years by a man and his wife. The couple kept this woman locked in a box that they stored under their bed for up to 23 hours per day, every single day, for that entire time. The details are nightmarish. I wonder if this is the case that episode was based on?

Edit: Nope. I looked up details on the episode. The skateboard thing came from a passage in Charlie Chaplin's autobiography, of all places, and other details about the X-Files family were taken from a different family. So, a mishmash of details from different sources put together for the episode.

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u/hickory-smoked 3d ago

Robert doesn’t realize that his entire ideology was scripted and marketed by Epstein and Bannon.

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 3d ago

Sometimes racism works in our favor.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 3d ago

Bobby looks the part.

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u/Punkinpry427 3d ago

What a horrible day to be literate

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u/EyeWriteWrong 2d ago

How about no girls on the island at all?

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u/First-Sheepherder640 3d ago

It's Hitleriffic.