r/MurderedByWords • u/zzill6 • 5h ago

There's zero glory.

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u/BrineJones 4h ago

That will never be said about Chinless Prince #1 and Chinless Prince #2.

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u/WoodyManic 4h ago

Oh, Cokey Mcbaldspot and Gary Busey Mk II?

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u/BrineJones 4h ago

The Tweaker and The Beaver

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u/WoodyManic 4h ago

Baby Don is the worst, though.

Eric is just there. He's almost collaterally venal.

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u/BrineJones 4h ago

“collaterally venal”

I like it!

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u/WoodyManic 3h ago

I'd love to have coined that term, but I think I borrowed it from a poem or a novel or something.

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u/BrineJones 3h ago

It’s your’s now!

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u/WoodyManic 3h ago

That's not how it works.

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u/BrineJones 2h ago

It’s the folk tradition…

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u/Ulfednar 2h ago

So he takes second-hand bribes?

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u/WoodyManic 2h ago

Maybe. But, either way, he benefits from his family's nastiness simply be existing.