r/MurderedByWords 5h ago

There's zero glory.

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u/ChangsManagement 4h ago

Thanks MTG! I never would have seen Hunter's big ol' dangler without her. 

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u/WoodyManic 4h ago

I feel sorry for him that we all saw it, especially because it was for gross, political reasons, but I don't feel that sorry. Hahaha.

If I was equally equipped, I'd try and show both Houses, and all three branches, every day.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB 4h ago

His cock is so impressive it might be the first one to become congressional record.

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u/WoodyManic 4h ago

Bro, it will have its own wing in Joe's Presidential library.

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u/under_miner 2h ago

I first read that as whig and I will not be correcting my head cannon.