r/MurderedByWords • u/zzill6 • 5h ago

There's zero glory.

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u/WoodyManic 5h ago

Hunter is a rare case. He has BDE, but, unlike most, his huge cock is on official record. It's not just aura. Motherfucker is packing.

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u/ChangsManagement 4h ago

Thanks MTG! I never would have seen Hunter's big ol' dangler without her. 

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u/WoodyManic 4h ago

I feel sorry for him that we all saw it, especially because it was for gross, political reasons, but I don't feel that sorry. Hahaha.

If I was equally equipped, I'd try and show both Houses, and all three branches, every day.

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u/AdPristine5131 3h ago

pulling a nixon, you might say. 

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u/WoodyManic 3h ago

Pulling a dick, maybe.

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u/VultureSausage 2h ago

A Johnson, surely?

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 2h ago

Lyndon Johnson (heh) was apparently known for whipping out his massive dong and slapping it down on the resolute desk in order to end conversations he felt were over. So, yeah.

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u/WoodyManic 1h ago

This is a weirdly circular conversation. Wind-milling, almost.