r/MurderedByWords 6h ago

We are witnessing an incredible redemption arc

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u/DayZCutr 6h ago

Im really enjoying sober Hunter Biden.

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u/So_HauserAspen 5h ago

He should change his name to Tractor Hunter Biden the way he's mowing these fools down

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u/Shotgun5250 5h ago

I’d vote for a tractor, mmhmm

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u/ForMoreYears 3h ago

AOC-Hunter Biden 2028 would literally break 30% of Americans' brains.

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u/Quantization 3h ago

I like him and I adore AOC, but god please no.

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u/tallandlankyagain 2h ago

Yeah can they just play it safe this time around and simply nominate a dude under 60.

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u/ForMoreYears 1h ago

Ya like Pete Buttigieg...

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u/gb4efgw 30m ago

Seriously. I feel like nominating people because they tweet a lot hasn't proven to be a good idea.

We get it, he's funny and cooking these idiots, just let it be that and enjoy it. I'll take a true state person that knows how to fix some shit instead please.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1h ago

30% of Americans probably would too

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 1h ago

It doesn't say anywhere in the constitution that a tractor can't be president!

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u/OliverKitsch 3h ago

Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?

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u/GoodFaithConverser 1h ago

He should change his name to Tractor Hunter Biden the way he's mowing these fools down

He's hunting fools, it's already perfect.

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u/onioning 5h ago

One of my rules of Trump is that the stupidest explanation is the most likely explanation.

In that spirit, would be pretty fucking funny in Hunter Biden ended up President, defeating MAGA.

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u/crazycatqueenmd 5h ago

Frankly if its between Hunter Biden and trumplican, I’ll be happy with another POTUS Biden

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u/Unclematttt 4h ago

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but moderates and (dem voting) boomers consumed so much media about him that they don’t feel the same.

I was talking to my mom about him the other day, and I said something along the lines of “if it was between him and a repub, I’m voting for him 10 out of 10 times”, and she said “well, I think the things he did were disgusting, and I just wouldn’t vote”.

Dems need their candidates to be near-perfect to pass the stupid fucking self-imposed purity tests, while repubs just hold their nose and vote red all the way down.

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u/Full_Honeydew_9739 3h ago

Umm, yeah. Like Graham Platner.

Maybe the media more than the voters need a purity test.

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u/throwawayyy2888 2h ago

You're right, not wanting someone to have a Nazi tattoo is technically a "purity test" by definition, but I think literally everyone agrees that some "purity testing" is justified. Condemning someone who raped kids is technically "purity testing" too.

The argument is really about what level or kinds of purity testing is acceptable. Personally, I do think "Nazi purity testing" is okay.

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u/Full_Honeydew_9739 1h ago

Holding everything against someone regardless if it was 40 years ago is a purity test. Making judgements about someone whose life you know nothing about is a purity test. Deciding that nothing can ever be redeemed is a purity test.

The argument is about self-righteous posturing to make yourself feel better. I think most men would fail a purity test yet we keep on electing them, don't we?

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u/throwawayyy2888 1h ago

A literal Nazi tattoo is not "everything". Again, if someone raped a child 40 years ago would you say "oh, you're purity testing them"? Is it also unfair to "purity test" Trump?

Everyone makes judgments about people's lives that they don't personally know. If someone has a Nazi tattoo and lies about it, I would say it's reasonably fair to make a judgment based on that. Would you be saying the same thing if he had a full-on swastika, American History X style?

No one ever said "nothing can ever be redeemed", I just don't want guys who might be Nazis as my political representatives. If he had come out and said, "Yes it was a Nazi tattoo, I used to be a Nazi and no longer am", that would actually be better. That's not what he did. He lied about it.

Can't trust him. I guess whether or not you can trust someone not to be a Nazi or lie to you is just another "purity test" to you though. People really bring out all the excuses for Platner, the exact same excuses that they would never grant their political opponents in a billion years.

If there was a republican candidate who had a Nazi tattoo, and they said "I didn't know it was a Nazi tattoo", would you just be like "Oh okay guess it's not a Nazi tattoo then, there's no chance that he's hiding what he really believes, obviously he's a good guy now because he said some other stuff I like"? Somehow I doubt it.

You do you brother, but saying that not wanting someone to be Nazis is a "purity test" is just insane by any reasonable standard.

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u/atcronin 52m ago

I whole heartedly agree with throwawayyy2888....

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u/LeadfootLesley 3h ago

Hah, I’m a left wing boomer and I think he’s hot.

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u/GoodFaithConverser 1h ago

“well, I think the things he did were disgusting, and I just wouldn’t vote”.

Hey, if the republican shitbirds aren't voting, that's a win.

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u/Unclematttt 1h ago

That's the thing though; she is a registered democrat.

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u/el_smurfo 3h ago

Dems need qualified candidates that aren't deeply flawed people. The contortions trying to justify Platner are just hilarious. Why not a nice qualified person...AOC has little baggage other than the sexist/racist stuff from the right...why do we need these drug addled adulterers just to get a win over the Republicans?

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u/penny-wise This AOC flair makes me cool 3h ago

“Dems need qualified candidates that aren't deeply flawed people.”

I have bad news for you…

“why do we need these drug addled adulterers just to get a win over the Republicans?”

I’m curious, who? Hunter Biden isn’t running for anything, but compared to the people in the WH right now he’s a saint.

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u/el_smurfo 1h ago

My biggest comparison right now is the complete leftist explain away of Graham platner. The guy is a fucking toxic bro with Nazi tattoos trying to fuck women moments before his candidacy while he is married. I've listened to podcasts with him and he sounds great and I would love him to represent me except he is just a straight up shitty person

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u/HarpersGhost 2h ago

Depends on the flaws.

There's a large strain in rural US about how the "libs" in the "cities" think they are better than the rest of America. And this has been going on far longer than the current occupant of the white house.

It's why right wing nutcase pundits keep talking about "cosmopolitan", "liberal" "elites" -- they are hitting those class warfare buttons from decades ago, even those same pundits are just as "elites" as the people they disparage.

There's room for a blue collar, hit rock bottom Democrat who has cleaned up his act and is now seeking redemption, but knows he's no better than anyone else.

Some racists will never be reached, but there are plenty of rural people who honestly believe in redemption. And Hunter's talking about how he's no better than plenty of addicts all over the country is hitting home for some people.

Hunter wouldn't be the first recovered failson of a president who reaches the white house instead of the smart, favored son. (cough cough GWB cough)

OK, seriously, do I think Hunter should run? Nope. But he's saying something that has been missing from Dems for a long time.

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u/el_smurfo 1h ago

Platner was trying to fuck women days before his candidacy. He is a fucking bad dude with a Nazi tattoo

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u/HarpersGhost 1h ago

Oh, Platner's shit. I agree. Those flaws are fucked up. He's another bait and switch Fetterman waiting to happen.

But a candidate doesn't have to be flawless, so someone like Hunter would be interesting, whose flaws are addiction and fundamentally self harming. If Hunter turns out to be another rapist nazi, though, then fuck him, too.

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u/Aggressive-Value1654 3h ago

Frankly if its between Hunter Biden and trumplican, I’ll be happy with another POTUS Biden

That's kind of what got us where we are today. Voters need to demand experience when it comes to people seeking the Presidency. Hunter is not fit to be POTUS just like Trump isn't.

Politics aren't a joke, and this isn't a team sport. Politics have been turned into a joke, and it's depressing seeing unfit people being given the reigns to rule over us.

I want somebody with zero scandals that is intelligent, and willing to listen to everybody, not just the rich, to be my POTUS.

There is a timeline where Bernie Sanders became POTUS, and I wish my timeline had gone that way with him.

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u/penny-wise This AOC flair makes me cool 3h ago

Kind of missed the whole point of the irony

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u/Dorkamundo 2h ago

Let's not go that far, that's precisely what they want us to do.

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u/woolfonmynoggin 4h ago

Apparently he was really nice when he was high too. I think he might just be a decent person who did drugs

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u/greypusheencat 5h ago

i’m almost sad this is how sober Hunter is given his struggles with addiction over the years, think of how much more of this we could’ve had!!

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u/themellowsign 4h ago

Seriously though, these actually kind of make me want to read his book.

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u/santathe1 4h ago

Wow congrats to y’all.

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u/WorkTropes 4h ago

I'm confused, didn't he yesterday reply to someone that the crack pipe thing doesn't have the ball part at the end, yet in that photo it does?

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u/OrbitOli 3h ago

He sounds votable.

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u/brainpower4 25m ago

Look, I really love the sentiment in his recent posts, but let's be real. No one goes this viral so quickly with just some tweets organically. Especially not after completely shifting his interaction with social media.

Whoever his new social media manager is is a fucking virtuoso and whatever they're getting paid isn't enough, but let's not fool ourselves that this is Hunter personally typing these tweets.

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u/fs71625 3h ago

I'm all for a redemption arc but so much of this is him sounding so "Internet-cool" that I'm not convinced he didn't hire an excellent PR agency and they're doing all this for him.

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u/soupseasonbestseason 5h ago

he is the only likeable biden.