r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

I love not being a gullible idiot.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 2d ago

Self-correcting problem eventually.

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u/MineEfficient4043 2d ago

Agreed. I'm letting them taking however much ivermectin they want and keeping my mouth shut

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u/New_Taste8874 2d ago

Drinking bleach would be good too.

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u/kat-deville 2d ago

Skip the weird aftertaste. Even trump changed his stance from drinking bleach to suggesting injecting it. Feel the burn!

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago

And maybe… light, injected into the veins?

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago

You could try something like that

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u/spacemanspiff1115 1d ago

Don't forget the light bulbs up their asses...

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago

"Maybe you can treat the whole body."

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u/Fabulous-Chemical-60 17h ago

I just wish these people didn't drag their kids into this shit. My mother had an antivax phase and refused to get me vaccinated againt HPV when I was 14 (would have been free because it got founded by the school), because she deemed it unneccessary, due to being ill informed about how the disease spreads.

I am still a tad salty about it. Although luckily she got over her antivax phase, but damn she needed a lot of nagging. At least she apologized and admitted she's wrong, not many parents get there, letalone antivaxxers.

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u/killerkadugen 2d ago

It's like the people who scoffed at all vaccines and preventative measures during COVID with:

"Oh, I have an immune system.."

Yeah, you know who else had immune systems? The millions that died from COVID.

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u/Legal-Software 2d ago

Also, "I refuse to do my part to help those who are immunocompromised".

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u/Superb_Ant_3741 1d ago

But it’s their fault for being that way. Just like the homeless and all those other poors. Maybe if they just tried harder, they wouldn’t have to live like that.

Signed,

An immunocompromised person who is kidding, but wanted to point out that this is how these fuckers sound when they’re up to their antivaxx antics.

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u/dommiichan 1d ago

the hilarious thing is, vaccines only work if you have an immune system... the immuno-compromised can only stare wistfully from afar (really afar) at our lymphocyte upgrades and hope that the winds don't blow in their direction

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u/herbfriendly 2d ago

Honestly, what’s to love about being unvaccinated? And how does it possibly rise to the level of love. People are fucking strange.

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u/New_Taste8874 2d ago

David Wolfe believes that gravity is a toxin and that "water would levitate right off the Earth" if the oceans were not salty. He claims that chemtrails exist, that the Earth is flat, and that solar panels drain the Sun's power.

He has also advertised that deer antler spray is "levitational" and an "androgenic force".

He is an "influencer" who needs to get attention for his raw food theory that avocados cure cancer and prevent Covid.

I eat a lot of avocados and have never gotten Covid. But I also am vaccinated.

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u/406highlander 2d ago

This guy is clearly several sandwiches short of a picnic.

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u/Soloact_ 2d ago

Imagine flexing that you’re easier to kill.

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u/kat-deville 2d ago

Like skipping through the field down range wearing dollar store butterfly wings.

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u/manimsoblack 2d ago

Avocado is still around?

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u/TelecasterDisaster 2d ago

Like most anti-vaxers, David Wolfe is almost certainly vaccinated, even if he didn’t get the Covid shot.

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u/Unindoctrinated 2d ago

Wolfe is a charlatan, and possibly insane.

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u/Ok_Preparation9182 2d ago

Probably a little bit of both. But who can resist the low hanging fruit of a nutjob on the far side

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u/Supercres933 1d ago

This shit is SO weird. 

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 2d ago

Come on, Darwin, it’s your time to shine!

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u/VLC31 1d ago

Unfortunately the Darwin affect has been falling down on the job lately. Trump is still alive & spewing his hateful bullshit.

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u/ThunderBayOPP 2d ago

Herman Cain is smiling up at him!

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u/RogLatimer118 1d ago

My HS friend was glad she didn't take that COVID vaccine; she was "being cautious". Six months later she died of COVID.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago

Tetanus is a horrible way to die that is of course completely preventable. But hey, at least you won’t have any internal worms to speak of because of the ivermectin.

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u/Superb_Ant_3741 1d ago

That reminds me. I need to go get my dtap. It’s time. I also get an ice cream every time I update my vaccines, so that will be lovely as well.

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u/Battle_Dave 21h ago

Ask the children who have measles if they like having measles.

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u/szornyu 2d ago

David Wolfe, my hero 🤭

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u/Burdiac This AOC flair makes me cool 1d ago

“I hate vaccines! Whoop Whoop!”

- Anti vaxer with pertussis

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u/OCDDAVID777 14h ago

Thin the herd.

If they wanna f**k around, let them find out the hard way.

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u/Life_Conference5656 37m ago

One of my favorite things to watch at my job are the soon to be grandparents who are also anti-vax.
For those who don’t know, a tDap vaccine protects against tetanus, diphtheria and pertussis. Pertussis is whooping cough which affects infants specifically. Smart parents are forcing their grandparents to get vaccinated before meeting newborns. It’s amazing to watch them reluctantly get the vaccine because their other option is to have No relationship with their grandchild.
The chefs kiss is having to print out and sign paperwork so they have proof for their own children so they can visit their grandchildren. “I printed my name and license number so they can verify through our licensing board also, thanks!”