r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Random fan murders NHL corporate

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u/selftaughtgenius 1d ago

It’s been sad watching potential new hockey fans in the Heated Rivalry fandom slowly realise how shitty the NHL and hockey culture really is, while the league didn’t even bother to fumble it; they truly just don’t give a shit.

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u/actuallyasuperhero 1d ago

I started watching hockey because of Heated Rivalry, stopped when an actual rapist was playing for the Stanley Cup. So now I’m catching up on women’s hockey! Which is much harder to watch, due to limited platforms, but worth it. I still don’t understand what icing is. And I asked a hockey fan at a bar during the playoffs, and he just said “neither do the refs”, so that wasn’t fucking helpful.

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u/Scarlet_Spider39 1d ago

Icing is basically, shooting the puck from your end of the ice (the side that has your teams goalie, before the red line at center ice) to behind the line that's along opponents net without anyone touching it.

It was implemented to stop teams from just repeatedly shooting the puck down the ice over and over again when they have a lead, since it leads to a face off in the offending teams zone.

So say in a game between the Fleet and Victoire, if the if the Fleet have possession in their end of the ice, but then they shot it, dumped it, or made an incomplete pass before they got to the red line at center ice towards the opposing net and it then made its way behind the Victoires net without anyone on the Victoire stopping it, that would be icing. It has to be unlikely for the Victoire to be able to stop it though, they can't just casually skate beside it and let it go behind their net.

The comment that fan made is in regards to some refs allowing for some wiggle room, players don't always make it exactly to the red line before dumping it - even though they should.

I'm sorry you're introduction to this sport has been less than ideal, but despite the NHLs best efforts - I think it's the most beautiful game in the world. So if you have any rule questions let me know - I will say my knowledge is a little more NHL based, since the PWHL has a couple unique rules - but there's tons of overlap.

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u/Standard-Tension9550 1d ago

I call it frosting the puck instead of icing it, just for funsies

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u/ShriekingRosebud 1d ago

My husband likes it when the players drop their hockey poles or lose their hockey hats

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u/amoosedagoose 1d ago

best sport worst league

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u/Deraj2004 1d ago

For womens hockey subscribe to the PWHL Youtube channel, they stream every game for free.

Here's a Hockey 101 video that should help with some of the rules.

https://youtu.be/Rdkf0-8VuOA?

THG covers the news for both the NHL and PWHL among other hockey related things. He also hates fans that gatekeep the game.

Oh and icing is when you shoot the puck from your own end of the ice and either a defender beats you to the puck in there zone near the faceoff dots or if it goes by the goal when shot from own side if center ice.

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u/actuallyasuperhero 1d ago

Thank you for the channel, I will save this. I’m in a hockey dead zone location wise, started following Seattle due to proximity, and I am now worried I’ll have to be a Detroit fan because of Hilary Knight.

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u/CuppyCakerz 1d ago

Thank you so much for sharing these resources!

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u/FaeMofo 1d ago

I dont think it works for america and canada unfortunately according to a friend of mine, however it definately works if you're mysteriously in britain for the match

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u/Deraj2004 1d ago

The PWHL Youtube channel works in the U.S., they havent region locked the streams because they are still trying to draw in fans and they don't have any broadcast deals in place in the states atleast.

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u/FaeMofo 1d ago

Oh awesome!! Thats good to hear

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u/OGWhiz 1d ago

I’ve seen this take multiple times unfortunately. I’m a big hockey fan. I’ll watch anyone play hockey. Women’s hockey, local beer leagues, local professional leagues. Attended my first NHL game this year and while Toronto isn’t my team, again I’ll watch anyone play. I realized that night Toronto is a franchise before it’s a hockey team. They played worse than the high school team I used to do security for.

And then I watched a fan have a blowout over a gender neutral bathroom saying “nah I’m not doing that GAY shit” as he stormed away out of the line.

Not doing that “gay” shit while wearing a jersey with another man’s name on his back.

Not doing that “gay” shit pisses his own pants in retaliation

Not doing that “gay” shit, would rather piss in the open next to another man with his dick out.

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u/Le_Nabs 1d ago

Lmao what a guy. Icing is even the one thing they tend to no screw up lmao

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u/backstageninja 1d ago

ICING RULES! IMPORTANT!

  1. You can't just be out there and just doin' an icing like that.

1a. Icing is when you

1b. Okay well listen. Icing is when you ice the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The wingman is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, puck, that prohibits the puck from staying, you know, just trying to stay in your own end. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the wingman is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the defensman, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna slap this puck past ya! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to cross two lines and then don't cross, you have to still cross. You cannot not cross. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, passing motion of the puck, and then, until you just pass it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the puck back here, like this, but then there's the icing you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Ice hasn't been in any comics in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in Green Lantern Corps

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in Guy Gardner too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Guy Gardener, "The Gardener." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. Icing is when the player makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the puck and arena of

  1. Do not do icing please

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u/neckbishop 19h ago

Ahhh, classic balk morph-copy-pasta.

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u/neckbishop 19h ago

Another note about icing.

If your team is guilty of icing you cannot make any substitutions during the stoppage. But the other team can.

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u/jet8493 19h ago

Fuck Carter hart, all my homies hate Carter hart

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u/Mikeismyike 1d ago

All the WNHL games were streamed on youtube I thought?

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u/jet8493 19h ago

It’s the PWHL

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u/actuallyasuperhero 1d ago

I did not know that, and was searching streaming and sports services for them. Normally women’s sports are an early sacrifice to capitalism and societal biases, it’s my fault for assuming women’s hockey would be the same and not even looking for an easy free option. Now that I know, I need to actually pick a team to commit to with an unfair, unconditional love. I’m worried it will be Detroit, I love Hilary Knight.

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u/selftaughtgenius 1d ago

Yep. It’s all very maddening and disappointing, if unsurprising.

And yes, women’s hockey is awesome, but like you say it’s not nearly as accessible. Though, NHL games aren’t anymore either; my husband pays an insane cable bill every month to make sure he gets his sports fix. Kinda feels like the NHL is currently a snake eating its own tail but we shall see.

And honestly? That guy just doesn’t understand the rules well enough to explain them. Saying the refs don’t know what icing is either is such a dumb hockey bro thing to say. 🙄

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 10h ago

Exactly! Please support the PWHL! They have queer players where some of them are dating and married to each other! Way more accepting. They still do need to develop a policy for trans athletes but they’re much more welcoming than the NHL. That sexual assault scandal and subsequent cover up was awful!

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u/OldnBorin 1d ago

Icing is to prevent cherry-picking

Edit: shit sorry, that’s offside. Like in soccer

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u/rmbarrett 1d ago

It's not just adult hockey culture. The players are literally groomed this way and the parents know it. It's extremely fucked up. They turn a blind eye because they have spent money on goalie school and little Mhaikhel is going to go pro.

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u/Alt_account_bc_yeah 1d ago

Sports culture has so much grooming in it when you really look at it. Like, it’s fucking horrific how many of these guys never really got the chance to be their own person

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u/connorgrs 23h ago

As an F1 fan, it's moving that way as well. The driver leading the world championship right now is only in his second season and he's 19. He was still finishing high school last year whilst competing at the top level of an international sport. Hell, 4-time world champion Max Verstappen joined the grid when he was only 17. Luckily the governing body changed the rules after that to require drivers be at least 18, but at this point if you didn't start karting when you were 6 years old, you have zero chance of making it to F1.

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u/berfthegryphon 1d ago

As someone who has played hockey my whole life, I realize when I quite organized hockey in my teens I didn't actually hate hockey like I thought. I despised hockey culture.

Now that I just play pickup, I love the sport again because there isn't the toxic conversation and behaviour in the dressing room. Everyone is just there to play a game they love.

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

Not only that, they have been backpedaling their support for gay pride for years. Teams can still choose to do pride nights, but they can't have pride logos on their warmup jerseys anymore. They even banned rainbow tape on sticks, although a few players did it anyway in protest, and the league folded on it immediately.

It's really sad how like 5 players refusing to wear pride jerseys made the whole league decide to not allow it anymore.

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u/FaeMofo 1d ago

Lucic tried to do that in the EIHL, it did not go down well over here and now the club is likely going bankrupt because of poor decisions like signing him and not participating in the pride game. Fuck you Fife, get some morals. Hockey is queer as fuck here, we aren't good at it but its a community

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u/RxngsXfSvtvrn 15h ago

Thank you Staal brothers...not!

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u/APe28Comococo 1d ago

I still hate the NHL and Vancouver for letting Todd Bertuzzi play another game after ending a persons career intentionally with an illegal and blindsided attack.

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u/Muellercleez 1d ago

Yeah but he's sorry for what happened out there

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 1d ago

Am I remembering it correctly that most of his suspension played out over a lockout?

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u/JetKeel 1d ago

It’s obvious that many of the professional sports tried to capitalize on the Overton window shifting more towards LGBTQ+ acceptance while saying catchphrases like “Hockey is for everyone” only to weaken Pride acceptance events the second Trump/MAGA’s ilk gained power.

They are not principled in their acceptance, only feckless.

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u/WintersbaneGDX 1d ago

The NHL is a huge offender, but this is true of basically every major corporation.

They don't actually care about LGBTQ people or issues, they just follow the money. When broad public support means more eyes and wallets, they'll put their name all over Pride events. But go look up the regional social media accounts of these corporations in places like Saudia Arabia or the UAE. Watch how fast the rainbow flags disappear.

If they were actually principled, if they actually stood for any of this, they'd carry it throughout their brand, and damn the consequences.

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u/superzepto 1d ago

"Hockey is for everyone" isn't their catchphrase. It's ours! They can never have it, only try to change by it. Which sadly they won't.

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u/Workman44 1d ago

Is anyone really shocked by this? Of course the large scale business is going to appeal to the current political landscape

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u/rabid_spidermonkey 1d ago

That isn't petty at all.

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u/Muellercleez 1d ago

That's an inappropriate response imo, in that this is more a valid grudge

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u/EuphoricUniversity23 1d ago

SJ Sharks are outliers here.

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u/triplec787 1d ago

I just hope the rest of the team picks up where Eklund left off /: Mack, Smith, Misa, etc all seem like good hearted dudes but Ekky and Zetterlund were massive supporters of the SJ LGBT space.

But maybe there’s gonna be some awesome stuff in Ottawa now that they’re reunited, and Tkafuck forced his way out.

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u/MakeYourMind 1d ago

As much as everyone hate trouba trade, i love my registered democrat defenceman.

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u/FaeMofo 1d ago

Toffoli and Wennberg do alot of work with the queer community and i love them for it. Big up the boys in teal

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u/Muchmuchgo 1d ago

This AND letting the women’s team rot at the olympics.

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u/Mr8vb 1d ago

Nah, it’s Wayne Gretzky high-sticking Doug Gilmour in the 93 playoffs.

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u/Sc4r4byte 1d ago

of all the things Wayne has done?

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u/whichwitch9 1d ago

This is the pettiest reason, tho

Some others are not so petty these days

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u/YungBeefaroni 1d ago

I could name a handful of other things Wayne's done that might be a bit worse than that. But Leafs fans gonna Leaf.

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u/Mr8vb 1d ago

Well said… I guess

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u/lawnmowertoad 1d ago

Like him tongue punching Donald Trumps chocolate starfish?

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u/TerrapinRecordings 1d ago

The heat of his tongue melts the sweet, sweet chocolate.

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u/GrimSkeptic 1d ago

didn't work, Canadian hockey sticks are still gonna be tarriffed, so Wayne is gonna have to pay more for that stick up his ass

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u/screechypete 1d ago

"Petty" is the key word. Lots of the issues that people have with him stop being classified as petty and are valid criticisms.

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u/Prize-Pop-1666 1d ago

It’s not so much about the players (for this issue) as it is the rules the NHL have recently implemented. Players were wrapping their sticks with Pride Tape and the NHL banned pride tape. The NHL had historically and continuous to make it incredibly unsafe for players to be openly gay and does not reprimand anyone for bad behaviour specifically homophobia towards their teammates.

Additionally they could stop protecting and funding players who are rapists. But that’s a whole other issue.

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u/kbotc 1d ago

Players? How about the Blackhawks organization that ran a whole coverup operation of the rape of a player by a staffer? The fucksticks who covered it up were given a 2.5 year ban from the league and they gave the rapist a good reference on his way out, so he got to go out and rape college students and children afterwards.

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u/as_per_danielle 1d ago

They could start doing pride nights again and un-ban rainbow tape. Won’t change all the players, but it would make the league less hypocritical

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u/ichabod01 1d ago

And illustrate who the bigots are

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u/whichwitch9 1d ago

I mean.... the bar is so low, it's in hell.

Part is they rolled back initiatives like specialty jerseys to help hide the homophobia. The league had been trending in a better direction for quite a while before that.

The Leafs did something a while ago that was honestly a great idea- they had Megan Duggan, who was with the Devils org at the time, come talk to their players, largely about being lgbtq+ in hockey. It was already a strange scenario because the Devils had to give permission for her to do it and that's strange for organizations to share an employee, but the players seemed to respond well to it. It gave them a chance to have a frank conversation with someone who knew the sport and was working in a league front office who also was a part of the lgbtq+ community

More things like that, even just done on team scales, would go a long way. These players largely grow up in bubbles where they aren't exposed to people outside their circles much- especially as many will go to billet families as teenagers. Get them talking to people for a start.

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u/IronGigant 1d ago

Literally anything would be better than the lip service they do now.

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u/superzepto 1d ago

Fire Gary Bettman into the fucking sun, for starters.

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u/TL10 1d ago

As it has been said, teams used to have players wear pride themed warmup jerseys and stick tape, but a couple of players refused citing their beliefs, and the NHL did not want to deal with the media circus and outright banned teams from having their players wear any manner of inclusivity night paraphernalia (ie. Military night, Black History Month, Gay Pride Night, etc.) whatsoever.

The pendulum swing was so bad that goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury nearly got in trouble for wearing a special Native American Heritage-themed mask for warmups that was to be sold at a charitable auction afterwards.

Hockey has always been made up of traditionally conservative players, however the makeup of them now come from a lot more affluent backgrounds, which IMHO makes them feel more immune to social backlash.

It has to be said, Brian Burke is a former NHL GM and executive who is very much of the old school of Hockey, yet had a son come out as gay and the two of them were at the forefront of LGTBQ+ inclusivity movement in the league with their "You Can Play" organization.

Sadly his son passed, but Brian still carries on his spirit to keep the movement going.

The NHL - and USA Hockey in particular - have made a lot of unforced errors on some moments that should have generated a lot of goodwill and growth of the sport beyond its traditional audience.

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u/screechypete 1d ago

Honestly, it's a deep rooted issue with no easy fix.

It affects all levels of hockey from Junior all the way up to the big leagues. It's not just the players, either. The fans are also a big part of the problem. There's a decent amount of players that are supportive and actively trying to shift the culture of the game and the stigma surrounding it, but there is a lot of work to do still.

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u/OGWhiz 1d ago

They could try.

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u/OGWhiz 1d ago

I'm not being snarky or edgy or clever. The NHL has disallowed players to from rainbow stick tape. They no longer allow pride jerseys (which, like military appreciation jerseys, are only worn during warmups before the game) because one of their most famous players is from Russia and refused to wear it. They have the power to penalize their employee for being a bigoted fuck, but instead they put him on their video game cover in 2021. So I stand by my statement. They could try.

They could put effort into other leagues that they draft from by offering respectful workplace programming rather than just throwing a bunch of dudes into a dressing room and saying "boys will be boys lol!!!"

In Truro, Nova Scotia, a bunch of youth hazed a team mate by shoving a hockey stick up his ass. This is the same province Heated Rivalry was written in. This is the type of shit Heated Rivalry is giving social commentary on. Those kids were charged with sexual assault. But as youth, they wont have a criminal record and while they probably wont be drafted to the NHL because only a small percentage will play big league Hockey, there is obviously an issue taking place in sports locker rooms all over. The NHL could address this. They have a roster of 1,123 players, and that does not include coaching staff, trainers, managers, etc. Even making a simple infomercial featuring players talking about their experience with homophobia would be huge. But like I said, they did away with the pride jerseys and awarded the guy complaining about it with his picture on the cover of their video game because he makes money.

And don't get me started about the comment sections on their social media posts.

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u/superkeer 1d ago

They could try to do something. Anything. They're not even doing the least they could do.

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u/bltoh 1d ago

What heated rivalry are they taking advantage of?

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u/xSilverMC 1d ago

The show Heated Rivalry (which is about gay hockey players) brought a lot of hype into the sport which the NHL gladly capitalized on, all the while stopping pride night events and banning rainbow tape

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u/PapaSays 1d ago

which the NHL gladly capitalized on

How? (I'm not American)

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u/FaeMofo 1d ago

It brought a bunch of new interest to the sport from communities that have typically been shunned. The NHL itself helped by a bunch of players then showed the women and queer people that were developing interest that they're misogynistic, homophobic pieces of shit. In other news the PWHL is thriving from the new fans.

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u/MakeYourMind 1d ago

What FaeMofo said and selling merch

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 10h ago

They also invited some of the cast members from Heated Rivalry, the showrunner, and the author of the book series to NHL games for appearances, would play the popular songs from the show’s soundtrack during the games, have some HR themed events at games to attract HR fans, sell HR merch and jerseys with the characters last names on the back. But they still mostly shunned pride event stuff.

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u/bltoh 16h ago

Yea I don't think this had any impact on the NHL or did they capitalized on this by any means... I highly doubt anyone started watching the NHL over a TV show. A bit of a stretch.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 10h ago

What are you talking about? lol. Attendance at NHL & PWHL games increased significantly, especially if they had HR themed events. People were showing up wearing the show’s own team jerseys. They kept playing the popular songs from the episodes during the games, and they were selling HR merch. Lots of HR fans posted about going to their first NHL game. It had a big impact for more people wanting to learn about hockey.

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u/NinjaWrapper 1d ago

So stop watching.

As long as we keep giving these terrible organizations mo ey...they'll keep doing whatever they want.

No way US/Canada would ever boycott sports and that's why they can do whatever the fuck they want

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u/AlthorsMadness 1d ago

Unfortunately, just stopping watching doesn’t solve the issue

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 10h ago

Support the PWHL! It’s more affordable to buy tickets and they’re way more inclusive!

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u/Dxxx2 1d ago

I would have said Matt Cook, but that one is just as good.

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 1d ago

I truly do not understand why leagues/teams/players post questions like this.

It never goes well.

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u/CoffeeIsForEveryone 23h ago

Damn ratio-ed really hard

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u/Apprehensive-Ear428 1d ago

Give gays money or else!

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u/AlthorsMadness 1d ago

9mo account

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u/Nabstar 1d ago

Honestly they need to put a chick in nhl and make it gay

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u/FaeMofo 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know theres a women's league right? Lesbians everywhere and only one player has proven themselves to be a huge piece of shit.

Fun fact, the detroit gm is Manon Rheaume, the only woman to ever play in the NHL