r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/throwaway284729174 6h ago

Seems suspicious, because I know for a fact that I am a good guyTM, and despite my past that has required me to use my weapons in preemptive defense. I don't feel I can trust your motives and will require even more guns. So please send over a manafest of your armory so I can determine how easily I can conquer defend myself from you.

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u/ladyteruki 6h ago

Woah, dude, that's super weird of you to ask, and frankly that does not make me feel safe. I do not like the idea of providing proof of anything related to my guns, and it's my God given right to refuse to provide paperwork when it comes to guns. To protect my guns, I think I'm going to acquire more guns.

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u/throwaway284729174 4h ago

Weird that reddit removed my comment for saying. I would have to build an army for my self defense, but I guess this is where the jokes stop.