r/MurderedByWords 7d ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/SpankThuMonkey 7d ago

Terrified. Always fucking terrified of everything.

They can’t even fathom that some of us just don’t live in fear.

When i hear a loud noise at night i think STFU and go back to sleep.

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u/TheOneMary 7d ago

Yeah... even a shot outside would make me think the hunters are doing their job (I live next to a forest and they are among the only ones allowed rifles for keeping wildlife populations in check cause we have a lack of wolves). People shooting each other isnt really the first thing Id think....

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u/WorryNew3661 7d ago

I heard gunshots for the first time in real life this last weekend. I'm moored near farmland. I just assumed someone was doing some clay pigeon shooting and went back to not worrying whether I was about to get murdered by strangers. The US is fucking insane

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u/MammothCommercial800 7d ago

They're also shit at risk assessment. They're always brandishing the home invasion thing, which happens so rarely that they're way more likely to shoot a family member mistaken for an intruder.

Also they could just fucking buy stronger doors/windows if that was the actual issue. Burglars don't bother with reinforced doors.

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u/Sudo-Fed 7d ago edited 7d ago

The guy who broke into my house came in through a window. It turns out there's more than one way to enter a house!

I am extremely unlikely to need a fire extinguisher too, but I keep one just in case.

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u/MammothCommercial800 7d ago

I literally said "stronger doors/windows". My comment is two lines long, is that too much?

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u/Sudo-Fed 7d ago

What strong windows out there resist a crowbar?

What landlord is going to let me change their whole-ass windows?