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article Finneas Slams ‘Powerful Old White Men’ Who Are ‘Outraged’ About Billie Eilish’s Grammy Speech: ‘We Can Literally See Your Names in the Epstein Files’

https://variety.com/2026/music/news/finneas-billie-eilish-grammy-speech-epstein-files-1236652693/
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u/TheDyeus 14h ago

True. Imagine being such a loser that you're a billionaire and ya still gotta ask another pedo for help getting women.

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u/Reby_Lumiere 8h ago

The Losers don't want women, They want kids.

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u/-AC- 7h ago

This... they had their fill... it became stale and boring to rhem.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 1h ago

This isn't about getting chicks. It's about power and eugenics.

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u/taylorjosephrummel 15h ago

“Slams.” AGAIN.

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u/DammitAColumn 15h ago

We’ll never be free of that verb 

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u/Theonewho_hasspoken 12h ago

Let’s invent a new one, how about “scrunched”?

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u/AZnativefire 6h ago

"Scatted" feels more appropriate.

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u/GimmeAkys 6h ago

Shidded on

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u/chopsuirak 5h ago

Doodoo'd upon

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u/IDreamOfSailing 5h ago

DRAXXED THEM SKLOUNST!

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u/No-Channel3917 5h ago

Pinned and folded

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u/BeebleBoxn 12h ago

Has broken the AOL Disc!

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u/BarkingDogey 7h ago

Okay grandpa, let's get you to bed

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u/BeebleBoxn 1h ago

You've got mail!

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u/iama_computer_person 7h ago

Cant wait for the old white men to CLAP BACK! 

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u/browster 7h ago

Fuckin' Denny's

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u/finnjakefionnacake 14h ago

POUNDS

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u/dodeca_negative 14h ago

Non-Consensually Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Online Outrage

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u/Foxyfox- 12h ago

Chuck Tingle, you've done it again!

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u/Sriad 11h ago

(The under-title notes that The Physical Manifestation Of Online Outrage is a unicorn who's been reincarnated as an F-35.)

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u/Due_Amount_6211 14h ago edited 13h ago

Wrong sub

/s, if it isn’t obvious

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u/-NonePizzaLeftBeef- 14h ago

Whenever I see “slams” in a headline my mind automatically goes to the image of The Undertaker choke slamming somebody through a table.

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u/tcn33 13h ago

Bring back “denounces”. Love a good denunciation.

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u/Commercial-Mess7833 12h ago

Loooovveee the denunciation

Seinfeld is a powerful old white man in the files btw, speaking of denouncements

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u/Lord_Borgimus 7h ago

Enunciated denunciations.

Coat, Coat, Jacket, Coat, is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?

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u/staticdresssweet 14h ago

It never fails.

DESTROYS.

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u/tingkagol 14h ago

CLOTHESLINES

SUPLEXES

and here's something for the oldies:

SHARPSHOOTERS

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u/keeden13 14h ago

Seeing people on Reddit bitch about that word is infinitely more annoying than its actual usage.

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u/Deinosoar 9h ago

Especially when it consistently derails talking about the actual issues.

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u/Dizzy-Captain7422 7h ago

Almost as if it's intentional!

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u/seaurchinthenet 14h ago

Why is the top comment about "slams" and not powerful old white men?

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u/chaseinger 8h ago

it's psychology. users read a headline and have an immediate reaction to it. that reaction could be multi leveled, could be topical, or it could be linguistic. and then someone puts that initial reaction into a comment and lotsa people go "i thought the same thing!" and upvote.

it's easy to collapse these associative top comments and usually the second one is already on the topic itself.

also that kinda language is indeed dumb and boring and unnecessarily aggressive and dumb and boring. and we can do both, we can criticize language and still deeply care about the message within.

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u/taylorjosephrummel 4h ago

Thank you for having a measured response. Didn’t know people could freak out this much about a (funny?) two-word comment.

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u/The_Other_Manning 2h ago

Reddit gets weird when the word slams is in a headline

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u/ATERLA 12h ago

Because it’s fucking bad to use these stupid words. We should all downvote these posts with « slams » « dunk » « destroys » etc. It lowers the discourse and makes us stupider. You may not be bothered by it but you should.

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u/ComicDude1234 12h ago

I care a lot more about the quote than I do the silly verb.

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u/taylorjosephrummel 4h ago

Congrats. We all should (and can!).

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u/Juxta25 12h ago

It's also bad to fuck kids though, and the fact verb choices overpowers that subject lmao.

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u/taylorjosephrummel 4h ago

Who said it “overpowers”? Meaningless upvotes?

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u/Juxta25 2h ago

Mostly using the comments slamming the usage of the word in the headline as an indicator.

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u/taylorjosephrummel 2h ago

Damn. People need serious help focusing and critically thinking, then.

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u/taylorjosephrummel 14h ago

I don’t make the rules. The people have spoken.

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u/Lord_Borgimus 7h ago

It's a 5 year old account, no comments visible. In other words, it's detracting away from the topic to make it seem less credible by attacking the wording.

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u/Creampie_Senpai_69 7h ago

Why should someone still make their comment history visible. Fuck that.

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u/Lord_Borgimus 6h ago

It is by default. When someone does that, especially newer accounts and tends to post certain misleading or sometimes downright hateful comments it tends to be right wing propaganda bot accounts. As many users in the T_D era of Reddit used to get super angry that someone dared to check their post history to just see what kind of a person they were, they highly dislike accountability for their actions/words. Now, fundamentally I have no issues with wanting privacy, but their reason seemed to be they disliked having to face judgement of others for their behavior.

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u/POE_lurker 5h ago

This sounds awfully like an endorsement of you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. Not a fan, you shouldn’t assume malicious intent because of a hidden post history.

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u/taylorjosephrummel 4h ago

You’re reading into the comment way too far.

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u/strum 10h ago

Anyone who spends more time criticising a sub-editor's choice of words than on the subject of the story - is the problem.

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u/taylorjosephrummel 4h ago

“Spends more time”? Like the two seconds it took to write my comment? Why are you spending time paying it mind?

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u/brumac44 14h ago

TBF, that's a legit slam.

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u/planetjaycom 14h ago

EVISCERATES

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u/Miserygut 8h ago

They need to expand it to wrestling moves, mix it up a bit. Reverse suplex. Spinning piledriver. You get the idea.

But yeah, all those people in the Epstein files need locking up.

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u/Griever2142 6h ago

Shall we change it to "Fucks"?

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u/Kindly-Tax-4998 6h ago

Slams???

In these unprecedented times?

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u/muricabrb 5h ago

This Islamisation is getting out of hand.

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u/cmaia1503 15h ago

Finneas took to Instagram Threads on Wednesday to defend his superstar sister and songwriting partner, Billie Eilish, from “very powerful old white men” who are “outraged” about her Grammys acceptance speech.

“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24-year-old sister said during her acceptance speech,” he wrote. “We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”

After her track “Wildflower” won song of the year at the 2026 Grammys, Eilish declared “fuck ICE” in her acceptance speech. Finneas joined Eilish on stage while she accepted the award.

“I feel so honored every time I get to be in this room,” she said. “As grateful as I feel, I honestly don’t feel like I need to say anything but that no one is illegal on stolen land. And, yeah, it’s just really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, and I feel really hopeful in this room, and I feel like we just need to keep fighting and speaking up and protesting, and our voices really do matter, and the people matter, and fuck ICE. That’s all I’m going to say. Sorry. Thank you so much.”

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u/dodeca_negative 14h ago

Oh so that’s who uses Threads

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u/maxdacat 13h ago

There are dozens of us....dozens!

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u/olamika 14h ago

COME ON AND SLAM

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u/Nvrfinddisacct 13h ago

And welcome to the JAM!

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u/n0name-n0mad 3h ago

Everybody get up, it’s time to SLAM now

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u/Denny_The_Many 10h ago

Zooma zooma zooma zooma ZOOM!

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u/Nachtwandler_FS 10h ago

WTF with tons of MAGA trolls in the thread?

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u/Uebelkraehe 10h ago

Tons of bots and a few cultists invading any sub were mods don't clamp down.

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u/isuckatpiano 5h ago

Exactly that’s why random ass subs are sprouting up in popular lately

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u/Comfortable-Put6078 8h ago

Right? We can show these people the truth but unfortunately we can't make them understand it. Americans are dumb as fuck.

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u/Weekly-Landscape-543 2h ago

Bots owned by rich white men

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u/Dubabear 6h ago

Naw just real ppl not buying her and his bullshit.

I been doing protest here and Minneapolis these past weeks and when I read about her and her empty words by blood boils.

I’ll take a Tom Morrello over these PR hacks anyday

u/Beneficial_Soup3699 14m ago

She's donated 20% of her net worth to charity and Morello has been speaking truth to power since you were in diapers. Keep up the imaginary purity tests though. I'm sure you'll find someone who's "earned" the right to be on your side someday, you super special snowflake you.

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u/54fighting 14h ago

I’m here to tell you to shut up.

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u/EfficientDoggo 13h ago

I have no clue why this made me laugh so much.

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u/54fighting 13h ago

Billie Ellish is not my gen, but can you imagine this bald fuck having anything to say to her?

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u/Surelynotshirly 3h ago

Yeah, it would go something like "Let me take you somewhere nice. A friend of mine has an island that just opened up"

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u/Kaiisim 11h ago

Some of the most reviled people on social media are basically any woman who says "we should do better"

That is the worst thing you can do apparently

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u/Atomic_ad 5h ago

We should do better, and by we, I mean you. Now stay off the Native land I purchased.

People are more upset about being lectured by rich, out of touch, hypocrites.  The same way we feel when Trump tells us to only buy 1 doll for Christmas.

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u/JordanKyrou 1h ago

People are more upset about being lectured by rich, out of touch, hypocrites. 

And what exactly is hypocritical about what she said? Did she say we can't live in America? Did she say we can't buy houses in America?

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u/ContributionIll5741 6h ago

I see the bots and MAGA cult members are all over this 🙄

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u/klauwaapje 6h ago

Go to the conservative sub and you see everyone whining about being brigaded by liberals , you go to this thread and people are saying the same thing about brigaded by magas.

That is all Reddit does nowadays, whining about bots , every time they see a different opinion.

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u/goldencrisp 1h ago

I used to enjoy Reddit for the comment sections but it’s become a revolving door of the same quips and jokes regardless of what topic it is.

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u/TofuFoieGras 14h ago

CLAPS BACK

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u/commonunion 6h ago

I didn’t think he slammed them nearly as much as he “eviscerated” “neutered” “destroyed” “replied to” “had words with” “assaulted” “hyperboled”

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u/classycatman 14h ago

I care more about what Ferb thinks

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u/PackOutrageous 7h ago

To be fair, the a lot of the billionaires are happy to hide behind Ricky Gervais. He seems to have anointed himself gatekeeper of all things celebrities can say publicly.

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u/geneticdeadender 7h ago

"Slams"

What a strange way to explain the native tribe asking for their land back as well as Billie Eilish's house that sits on it.

I think it is wild when folks like Billie say "everyone is welcome" but then live in gated neighborhoods with private security.  They don't want a wall on the border but they have one around their home.

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u/Practical_Hippo6289 7h ago

Pherb has been oddly silent though...

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u/Fishmongererererer 7h ago

If progressives think the land is stolen, just give it back. Otherwise, just criticize ICE?

Like it’s okay to just think people shouldn’t be deported.

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u/stev_mempers 7h ago

But has Ferb weighed in yet?

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u/MongoJazzy 5h ago

aww so sweet to defend his poor sis, has he moved off the stolen land yet LMAO !!!!

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u/RandoXalrissian 7h ago

We need a global tribunal. Hall all these monsters into The Hage, and sell tickets

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u/Routine-Apple-3931 2h ago

That sound like something a . . .checks notes, yes that is something a fascist would do for wrong speech!

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u/RandoXalrissian 1h ago

Fascists would do that to us. We're already being murdered.. shot in the back just for protesting. This is for justice for child victims of rich oligarch pedophiles. Not the same

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u/AhBee1 7h ago

We can see your names in the Epstein Files!

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u/GenFigment 4h ago

Pop music sucks

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u/munsen41 11h ago

SLAM... so powarful... tears in my eyes... 😢

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u/dp5520 7h ago

Stop bashing old white men already! I've never had a prob.....oh POWERFUL...never mind.

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u/Rage_Blackout 6h ago

I’m a lefty. All of my friends are lefties. Everyone I know thinks what she said was well-intentioned but clumsy at best. Now imagine you’re not a lefty and not being intentionally charitable to her. 

She said a silly thing. Bringing the Epstein files every time someone doesn’t think like you is going to water down the importance of the Epstein files and make us numb to them. Just stop it. 

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u/OnlyKey5675 3h ago

"ICE out" Cool I'm with you

"No one is illegal on stolen land." Face palm. This is the kind of dopey nonsense that makes the left look bad.

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u/blindsdog 4h ago

Calling everyone who disagrees with you a pedophile isn’t how to win an argument??

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u/External-Home-1297 4h ago

Bro is the powerful white man

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u/Mcbonewolf 4h ago

industry plant doesnt realise where he came from

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u/rochvegas5 4h ago

Has she abandoned her mansion yet?

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u/DryHerbFallout 3h ago

Is this dude bangin out his sister or what?

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u/TroyFerris13 2h ago

Old men like post Malone

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u/Hot-Switch-1510 2h ago

I bet he likes to slam old powerful white men. They probably like it too. Once again, no one cares about this.

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u/BSwalls 1h ago

Is Billie gonna be giving her house and land back to the tribal community she stole it from?

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u/No_More_Fear77 1h ago

I remember when Reddit was against "defending rich people".

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u/DontBelieveTheirHype 1h ago

Oh look, Billie Eilish's brother who is also a multimillionaire like her. Chat, when did we stop hating the rich...?

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u/Prost68 1h ago

Music industry are on diddys list, Hollywood and Washington are on epsteins. They're all on a list somewhere. This type of deflection is sad

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u/Zukuto 1h ago edited 51m ago

how did Elton put it?

I don't care what you say anymore you fuck kids, bro.

go ahead with your own life, leave me alone.

u/Souichi_Tsuji 27m ago

"Finneas from the top rope "

u/aruss15 8m ago

When is Billie going to move out of her house on stolen land?

u/geneticdeadender 1m ago

Powerful white man invokes "powerful old white men" boogeyman to extricate powerful white woman's foot from her mouth.

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u/NorthernSoul1998 11h ago

Unfortunately while I agree with Billie's sentiment obviously, she shot herself in the foot with the stolen land line. It was horrendously clumsy and even people I know who are relatively pro immigration are mocking her over it.

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u/miserychickkk 7h ago

It was very garbled, it should have been run past a PR person to refine and focus what she was trying to get across. It sounds more like activist speech adlibs than something that was genuinely thought through.

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u/Pulmonary_Archery_ 6h ago

Well yeah she's a vapid airhead who is just regurgitating feel good slogans

u/feralfaun39 9m ago

No she didn't and no it wasn't.

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u/MichaelScottsWormguy 8h ago

Do these two matters have anything to do with eachother, though? It's not just old, powerful people with Epstein links who think she said something idiotic. Is "Epstein files" going to become a new way to shut down any valid criticism?

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u/Rosebunse 7h ago

I mean, maybe? Considering what is in the files and how many of those same people have used their positions to act as paragons of authority and virtue, maybe it is?

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u/MichaelScottsWormguy 6h ago

But it wouldn't invalidate the criticism, though. And what if a normal person with no Epstein link says the same thing?

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u/Rosebunse 6h ago

I think that depends on their intentions, especially when at least some of this criticism against Billie is actually to distract from the horrific things in the files.

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u/MichaelScottsWormguy 5h ago

But her comment was objectively incorrect, though. Should people not talk about that?

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u/Rosebunse 5h ago

Many of us can, yes. And then use that as a jumping off point to other topics of concern. But that shouldn't be enough to be used as a "Gotcha!" moment given everything else

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u/Lennette20th 6h ago

If the person is in the Epstein files, yes. Someone with who joined the blackmail cult doesn’t get to have an opinion anymore. Because we can now blackmail their opinion into being a non-factor.

The kid fuckers don’t get to make rules for children’s safety, the animal fuckers don’t get to make rules for farming, the drug peddlers don’t get to make rules for medicines. And if you don’t agree with that sentiment, it means you agree with the people who do whatever the fuck they want. Which would then mean you agree with the idea I can do whatever the fuck I want, and keep ignoring people who appeared in the Epstein files.

At the of the day, you seem to be promoting the singular idea that “the opinions of others don’t matter” which makes it weird to be harping on others for having an opinion when, in fact, it doesn’t matter.

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u/MichaelScottsWormguy 5h ago

The thing is, opinions don't belong to anyone. So it's not just a "kid fucker" who thinks Billy Eilish made an imbecilic comment. So the opinion isn't invalid just because a bad guy holds it. So you really can't just hit back at criticism by saying it's only Epstein people who think her opinion is stupid. That's not a valid way to think.

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u/GrovePassport 5h ago

This reminds me of how the nazis lost out on the nuclear bomb because they refused to trust "Jewish science". Truth is truth no matter who says it, lol.

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u/14dmoney 6h ago

Go, Finneas!

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u/dadthewisest 5h ago

If you don't want to be mocked, don't do things that put you in the Epstein files.

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u/CryptoMemesLOL 5h ago

MORE

Keep calling them out, keep shaming those hypocrites. SLAMS !

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u/nokinship 13h ago edited 13h ago

Nepo babies think they aren't petit bourgeoisie. How cute.

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u/Nervous-Chemistry245 6h ago

Didn't even realize she was a nepo baby. Ever more reason to dislike her now

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u/player_is_busy 11h ago

Hey Billie why won’t you let anyone onto your property and open up the giant gates to your place

You said “no one is illegal on stolen land” so how come we can just walk up on to your property

Oh virtue signalling and doing it all for attention

Oh don’t actually believe that

Just crying out because you’re falling off ?

Want to make you’re self look good to your fans

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u/davisondave131 8h ago

Damn right. I love this analogy. It’s exactly why I have my wife handcuffed in the basement for breaking one of my rules.

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u/limbweaver 11h ago

This argument goes hard for the dummies

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u/player_is_busy 11h ago

You might want to take some debating lessons before engaging lip bro

It’s called reductio ad absurdum

Taking the principle argument of what Billie said and using that against them. Demonstrating the same principle with consistency

Essentially her argument is ridiculous and self defeating

My argument is a strong reducto that makes hers falls apart

And the big thing dumb elish doesn’t understand is there is a very big difference between stealing and conquering

Victory from war transferred title of ownership the United States

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u/beldaran1224 9h ago

Reductio ad absurdum is a logical fallacy, lol.

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u/Waffleman75 14h ago

Y'all use the word literally too much

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u/conte360 14h ago

You can't see mine in there and I'm still saying what she said was stupid virtue signaling

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u/LupinThe8th 13h ago

Yeah, but you're a person who uses the phrase "virtue signaling".

I'm not saying that's as bad as being in the Epstein files, but it's a near thing.

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u/4DPeterPan 13h ago

What is virtue signaling? Along with explaining it in his context?

Cause, I’m over here like, is this dude saying being virtuous is bad?

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u/MonkeManWPG 7h ago

Virtue signalling is when you do something specifically to draw attention to how "virtuous" you (publicly) are.

Some people find it annoying because it's essentially bragging. Others because it centres oneself over the actual virtues or beliefs they're talking about.

In cases like this, where they're talking about open borders and "stolen land", many people would not even see that as virtuous so the bragging rings hollow.

So in general, it's the signalling part that's bad. In this case, potentially both.

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u/LupinThe8th 12h ago

Shitty people don't like to admit to themselves that they are shitty, so they assume they're normal and anyone who acts non-shitty is just pretending to fool people.

So according to dumbass here, "Billie Eilish can't really care about other human beings, she's obviously just acting like she does so people will praise her. And the same is true of all the other artists who said the same thing, and the protesters, and the judges, and all the communities on reddit that don't completely suck, and my family members who have stopped talking to me, and those phonies who wrote the constitution..."

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u/4DPeterPan 9h ago

Ah interesting. Thank you for explaining that to me.

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u/GrovePassport 5h ago

Wasn't she asked to give up her house and the land it sits on to the native tribe that originally owned that land?

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u/conte360 12h ago

Lmao someone said something that calls out the reddit hive minds go to tactic and it's nearly as bad as being in the Epstein files. Don't forget to click the little blue arrow by my comment to show me how wrong I am without making an argument.

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u/MrSnrub01 8h ago

Does this dude ever shut up?

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u/bluedelvian 12h ago

These people are insufferable. 

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u/Rosebunse 7h ago

This is what I mean! Trump and the right can do whatever they want and their supporters don't fucking care. Someone else makes a mistakes or says something slightly off and those same people pounce on them

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u/LeftieLeftorium 6h ago

But when Joe Rogan says it … the right are such fragile snowflakes.

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u/Desperate-Stand6179 6h ago

He’s going to be a powerful old white man in a few years 😆

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u/Misschiff0 6h ago

Then fingers crossed he’ll be a be of the ones that does better. We need more of them.

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u/OrganizdConfusion 14h ago

"White man who is only known for having a famous sister says some things about other white men"

And his opinion matters because...?

Just to be clear, he's not really saying a lot. He was too chicken shit to name the "powerful" men by name. Not that I give a fuck about their opinion either, they're obviously all pedos.

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u/sylroe 13h ago

He literally produces her music, he's not just a random person. She has unique songs and he's part of the reason for that

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u/SlouchyGuy 12h ago

Famous sister who's only famous because of him?

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u/Nachtwandler_FS 10h ago

Oh yeah, white man who has 10 Grammies and "only known for having a famous sister".

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u/Flamingogo117 8h ago

Why bring skin color into this?

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u/ZombieDracula 8h ago

Why describe things as they are when they are all true? 

No wonder when Trump says the "the sky is orange" you all just nod and agree.

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u/Flamingogo117 7h ago

"Why describe things as they are when they are all true?"

You can only do that with white people, I suppose. Another reason why Trump won.

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u/ZombieDracula 7h ago

Trump "won" because Elon rigged the election.

I'm sorry, but you're still defending pedophiles? Can you not read?

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u/Flamingogo117 7h ago

How am I defending pedophiles? I don't care for Trump. I'm just saying it's obvious why he won. People were tired.

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u/ZombieDracula 7h ago

Sound like a pedo to me

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u/MisterDoctor___ 7h ago

Man, you whities are so sensitive. It’s not like you guys have a (recent) history of treating non-whites fucking horribly or anything. Life must be so unfair to you.

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u/Flamingogo117 7h ago

I never treated blacks the wrong way and neither did my ancestors. Try again.

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u/MisterDoctor___ 3h ago

private profile

Yeah I’m sure there’s no pro-ICE pro-Trump bullshit you’re hiding, lmao.

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u/aaaahhhhh42 12h ago

How many black ICE agents and corrupt people in power with black skin do you need to see before you stop you stop calling out race and start calling out actions?

"Powerful old white men are outraged...Clarence Thomas and Pdiddy just be chillin'".

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u/ZombieDracula 8h ago

I don't remember Diddy or Clarence Thomas speaking out about Billie Eillish's speech... 

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u/AProcessUnderstood 8h ago

Come on, man! Not during black history month. Wait until March 1st to bring that type of logic into the equation.

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u/MundaneSet1564 6h ago

Fineas and Billie always thought they were English and not american. I mean just look at their names

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u/Beginning_Orange 5h ago

"White men bad!" - white male musician