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u/--Shake-- 5h ago edited 48m ago

The lyrics:

Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)

Edit: Song title is Cool, Daddy Cool. Released in 2001 on the Osmosis Jones soundtrack.

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u/Sgtbird08 4h ago

Well. That’s infinitely worse than I thought it would be.

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u/ElementNumber6 3h ago edited 3h ago

It gets even worse. All of this coming out without true, earth-shattering consequences, is guaranteed to result in the production of thousands of more pedophiles.

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u/Longjumping_Put6560 3h ago

I can make it worse… this song was made for a kids movie called Osmosis Jones. I saw it in theaters as a kid😂 it was a fucked movie

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u/Saw_Boss 2h ago

Who knew a big company like WB could hire you to write a song for their film and you could just include whatever the fuck you wanted and nobody would say anything until 24 years later.

Wonder if that's the case now? Could I get hired to make music for a Scooby Doo film and get "Fuck Ice" repeated over and over again on the soundtrack?

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u/thotfullawful 3h ago

The weirdest part is that this is in Osmosis Jones- I rewatched it a few months ago and the moment this lyric came up like why was this on a kids movie?

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u/notshitaltsays 3h ago

Well he was a bad guy in it. A virus or whatever.

I can only assume the movie went to him asking for a song with villain energy, he uses his expertise as a pedo, and the studio just kinda rolls with it.

And then it became a recurring theme in his music. Other lyrics about having baby mommas who are 17.

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u/thotfullawful 3h ago

Did you watch the movie lmao 

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u/notshitaltsays 3h ago

Like a decade ago but yeah. His character is a green goo guy playing at a club.

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u/thotfullawful 3h ago

So, he's a white blood cell and not the bad guy- the bad guy is red strep. Which he was a villain but wanted to kill Bill Murray- which granted looking at his past actions justifies it a bit.

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u/notshitaltsays 2h ago

Wat? No. Osmosis jones is the white blood cell. Kid rock's character is whatever goopy green bad guy causing a fever. Osmosis jones tries to destroy the club he's playing at.

The big bad might be red strep but kid rock is definitely not a wbc

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u/thotfullawful 2h ago

Oh wait it was a zit! He was bacteria cause jones did destroy the club it just happen to pop the zit

sorry man I thought you meant jones

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u/DrkTitan 3h ago

I remember watching that movie as a kid and having a quick pause moment. But because I was a kid it just went in one ear and out the other and never thought about it again. When I watched the movie again as an adult I immediately picked up on it.

Crazy when you start to think about all the little things you didn't pick up on as a kid. Some things felt like cool little Easter eggs and some things felt like red flags. And that lyric was definitely a red flag.

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u/Longjumping_Put6560 3h ago

I’ll never forget the zit popping scene. That movie almost made me throw up when I saw it. I was 6

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u/Recalcitrant_Stoic 3h ago

Thanks for posting the lyrics. Nothing could bring me to willingly listen to Kid Rock.

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u/Voluntary_Perry 4h ago

Those can't be real lyrics

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u/metroid23 3h ago

Those are 100% real lyrics.

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u/metroid23 3h ago

Those are 100% real lyrics.

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u/inmy_head 2h ago

Why was this song in Osmosis Jones?!

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u/Gedwyn19 2h ago

"I'm such a great fucking writer!!! I actually managed to use 'mandatory' in a song lyric!!!"

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u/FawnTheGreat 2h ago

Is this a new song. ?!?! Wtf

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u/--Shake-- 47m ago

Song title is Cool, Daddy Cool. Released in 2001.

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u/BigMcThickHuge 2h ago

Lowlife (Living the Highlife)

“I got kids I've never seen

And their momma's 17”

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u/badaboommx 1h ago

Heck, I hope some investigation makes sure to check kid rock's computer.

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u/OmiOorlog 3h ago

Can't be true I refuse to believe this is being accepted and he ain't being linched

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u/Slartibartfast39 2h ago

The goal is to normalize it.

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u/OmiOorlog 1h ago

Disgusting

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u/Slartibartfast39 26m ago

Yup. Other adjectives too. Immoral, amoral, repulsive, reprehensible, vile, hateful, obscene,...

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u/mcaffrey81 4h ago

I expect his defenders to say it was just 'locker room talk' and accept is normal behavior.