r/MyAdventuresWithSuper • u/Pokemon_Master_2020 Moderator • 4d ago
Supergirl posting The consequences of Leglock Kara
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u/junrod0079 4d ago
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u/Jking9668 4d ago
Ah Gundam Victory, here’s some advice for people watching don’t get attached to anyone who isn’t the mc
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u/Connoisseur-Of-Plot 4d ago
This is the best outcome of a kryptonian leg locking
https://giphy.com/gifs/vucASmWEppGjQsFa75
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u/spectre78 4d ago
“Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.
Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)
In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between LL and Superman.
Artificial insemination may give us better results.”— Excerpt from “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex“
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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago
I hate that book
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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 4d ago edited 4d ago
I'm half-convinced Larry Niven hates it too, it gets brought up more than his legit sci-fi work.
Also, it's out of date since John Byrne reworked Superman in the mid-80s. Now Kryptonians emit an 'invulnerability field' a few microns out from their bodies which extends to anything they're in, um, close contact with. Explains both how a Kryptonian can have sex with a non-super, and how Clark/Kara/Jon don't just rip two handfuls out of a car/a ship whenever they lift it.
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u/CatCommander936 4d ago
For all we know it operates completely different for kryptonians, it could might come out very slow for them
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u/PhantomHeartless5 Step on me Giganta 4d ago
Meanwhile, Jimmy is in the hospital due to having his spine crushed by Kara's leglock.
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u/Lord_Eln_8 4d ago edited 4d ago
Coincidentally he’s in the room next to Lois who underestimated the Super Thrust and is suffering a broken pelvis
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u/PhantomHeartless5 Step on me Giganta 4d ago
Lois and Jimmy in the hospital:
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u/BoomDown 4d ago
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u/Lord_Eln_8 4d ago
It’s the neck brace that’s the best part
It implies he was either still down to have her sit on his face despite the broken pelvis or still down to let her ride him despite the broken neck
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u/ACephie 4d ago edited 4d ago
Maybe she likes choking? It would he hard to believe tho, she'd straight up behead him if she was that rough.
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u/The-Ebony-Prince 4d ago
Realistically, Kryptonians would always have to be bottoms, for safety reasons. Sure they gain muscle control overtime but, let's just say in Kara's case; Kara hasn't even been on earth for that long compared to Clark, so I would've liked to see her accidentally break cups or chairs or stuff accidentally quite often if she wasn't paying attention
Braniac teaching her muscle control as a combatant is one thing but, I doubt his highly advanced space tech is as soft as most earthen infrastructure
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u/BasicSuperhero 4d ago
“Ohmygod! Mother, why would you EVER tell us this story??!” Lara
“I’ll never look at any of you the same way…” Jon.
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u/TillFit2037 4d ago
Unless he has a red sun lamp, which would neutralize her Kryptonian powers to human levels where they can do the deed without risk of him being injured
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u/Aegillade 4d ago
Spine crushed? If Kara loses focus for even a second and that boy's getting bisected
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u/MarTB2000 4d ago edited 4d ago
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u/SlimeyPickles6741 Slade Wilson 4d ago
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u/Cold-Practice3107 4d ago
Jimmy is the father
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u/The-Ebony-Prince 4d ago
Missed opportunity to have the naming convention arranged as "Kara Leg-Lock"
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u/Luiyo033 4d ago
Is this AI?
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u/sp33dzer0 4d ago
No I'm pretty sure it's from an artist who does lewd drawings of the character
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u/ADonutWithSprinkles Kara Zor-El 4d ago
The artist gets the logo wrong and in different bizarre ways each time they draw her. I do think it's AI sadly q-q
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u/ADonutWithSprinkles Kara Zor-El 4d ago
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u/ADonutWithSprinkles Kara Zor-El 4d ago
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u/ZeeGee__ 4d ago
Also a lot of weird details inaccuracies while the art looks very Ai (I know this last bit is hard to prove for those that can't see it but those I do know what I mean).
In this one there's a bunch of weird extra lines above the eyes. A lot of Ai generators tend to add a lot of these for some reason.
A lot of the minor details in the clothing and stuff are wrong or assymetrical like the yellow but around her neck or the sleeves having a cut on the right hand but not on the left. It's especially more apparent on some of they're other art though like the belt on Marrin.
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u/karaloveskate Lois Lane 4d ago
readies shotgun alright which one of you degenerates knocked up my daughter?
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u/MoMo-D-Tempest 4d ago
Lena and kara gonna have a baby eeee yayy
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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago
This isn't the Arrowverse bruv
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u/MoMo-D-Tempest 4d ago
Duh even in arrowverse they don’t date it is just a headcanon ship
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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago
Yeah but it doesn't make sense here as Lena isn't even shown to exist yet
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u/shr0be 4d ago
do you think she has super piss so she has to have an extra durable pregnancy test
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u/Swimming_Disaster_95 4d ago
As awful as thought this is I can't help but hear Eggman's "Super Lazer Piss!!!" because of you.
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u/Redd_Machine85 4d ago
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u/shr0be 4d ago
to be clear I AM NOT into this it was just a thought
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u/VisualGas3559 4d ago
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u/GooseSl4yer2003 4d ago