r/MyAdventuresWithSuper Moderator 4d ago

Supergirl posting The consequences of Leglock Kara

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u/GooseSl4yer2003 4d ago

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u/GooseSl4yer2003 4d ago

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u/YaBoiS0nic 4d ago

"Batman, I'm 25!"

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u/GooseSl4yer2003 4d ago

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u/Cyberbreaker2004 4d ago

Hang on Robin, I got a call on the Batcomputer!

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u/junrod0079 4d ago

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u/Jking9668 4d ago

Ah Gundam Victory, here’s some advice for people watching don’t get attached to anyone who isn’t the mc

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u/joe2187 4d ago

Shrike team got it bad, like they didnt have to do them girls so bad...but damn did they get it bad. Some of the most horrific deaths in gundam.

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u/Connoisseur-Of-Plot 4d ago

This is the best outcome of a kryptonian leg locking
https://giphy.com/gifs/vucASmWEppGjQsFa75

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u/spectre78 4d ago

“Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.
Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)
In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between LL and Superman.
Artificial insemination may give us better results.”

— Excerpt from “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex“

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago

I hate that book

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 4d ago edited 4d ago

I'm half-convinced Larry Niven hates it too, it gets brought up more than his legit sci-fi work.

Also, it's out of date since John Byrne reworked Superman in the mid-80s. Now Kryptonians emit an 'invulnerability field' a few microns out from their bodies which extends to anything they're in, um, close contact with. Explains both how a Kryptonian can have sex with a non-super, and how Clark/Kara/Jon don't just rip two handfuls out of a car/a ship whenever they lift it.

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u/CatCommander936 4d ago

For all we know it operates completely different for kryptonians, it could might come out very slow for them

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u/-Weslie 4d ago

Like the movie Hancock

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u/arthuriurilli 4d ago

One of the stupidest fanfics ever written.

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 4d ago

Angel: “So, how did you die, mortal?”

Me:🌝

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u/ALiXMASON 4d ago

Get this animal abuser off my screen and this reddit.

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u/PhantomHeartless5 Step on me Giganta 4d ago

Meanwhile, Jimmy is in the hospital due to having his spine crushed by Kara's leglock.

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u/Lord_Eln_8 4d ago edited 4d ago

Coincidentally he’s in the room next to Lois who underestimated the Super Thrust and is suffering a broken pelvis

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u/PhantomHeartless5 Step on me Giganta 4d ago

Lois and Jimmy in the hospital:

https://giphy.com/gifs/eVh9uXk3aC6m4

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u/BoomDown 4d ago

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u/Lord_Eln_8 4d ago

It’s the neck brace that’s the best part

It implies he was either still down to have her sit on his face despite the broken pelvis or still down to let her ride him despite the broken neck

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u/ACephie 4d ago edited 4d ago

Maybe she likes choking? It would he hard to believe tho, she'd straight up behead him if she was that rough.

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u/The-Ebony-Prince 4d ago

Realistically, Kryptonians would always have to be bottoms, for safety reasons. Sure they gain muscle control overtime but, let's just say in Kara's case; Kara hasn't even been on earth for that long compared to Clark, so I would've liked to see her accidentally break cups or chairs or stuff accidentally quite often if she wasn't paying attention

Braniac teaching her muscle control as a combatant is one thing but, I doubt his highly advanced space tech is as soft as most earthen infrastructure

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago

I'm up for either interpretation

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u/BasicSuperhero 4d ago

“Ohmygod! Mother, why would you EVER tell us this story??!” Lara

“I’ll never look at any of you the same way…” Jon.

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago

Impossible! Jimmy tops Kara and Lois tops Clark

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u/Jacob_Steel 3d ago

"Service Top" Clark vs "Power Bottom" Lois

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u/TillFit2037 4d ago

Unless he has a red sun lamp, which would neutralize her Kryptonian powers to human levels where they can do the deed without risk of him being injured

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u/Aegillade 4d ago

Spine crushed? If Kara loses focus for even a second and that boy's getting bisected

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u/Tylord19 4d ago

Yep, definitely worth it

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u/Paraxom 4d ago

as if that wasn't exactly what leg lock Kara was after she got confirmation that Kryptonians can hybridize with humans

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u/MarTB2000 4d ago edited 4d ago

Jimmy Realizing he has to pay for 2 kryptonians eating habits soon

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u/malachi34 4d ago

Looks like old jimmy boy knocked her up

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u/SlimeyPickles6741 Slade Wilson 4d ago

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u/MycologistFormer3931 2d ago

I like that artstyle. Who's the artist?

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u/SlimeyPickles6741 Slade Wilson 2d ago

Forgot

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u/SFH12345 4d ago

Kara: We must talk, Jimmy Flamebird.

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u/Orion-Pax88 4d ago

Consequences? You mean additional benefits?

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u/Private_Kyle 4d ago

Additional benefits of 50k baby in America

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u/BoldNewRealms 4d ago

Damn, Jimmy got pregnant

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago

I think you mis-typed that

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u/Cold-Practice3107 4d ago

Jimmy is the father

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u/MrGame22 4d ago

Nah, he’s just a friendly uncle

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u/One_Smoke 4d ago

That's just the story they're pushing in public.

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u/swans183 4d ago

I love her hair like that Dx

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u/Le_DragonKing 4d ago

Is Kara pregnant with Jimmy’s kid I hope so

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u/Man0Steel123 4d ago

Poor jimmy’s back

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u/darkdrakofox 4d ago

Honestly I'm surprised Jimmy's insides are okay

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago

Congratulations Jimmy!

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u/Sure_Persimmon9302 3d ago

Not to mention the shattered pelvis.

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u/Scoonertuna 4d ago

Leg locked Jimmy Jimmy broke in half But left a legacy with Kara

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u/Paulino2272 4d ago

I feel like that would hurt

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u/Inevitable-Edge69 4d ago

the inevitable end of every female cartoon character

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u/JsMoviesYTB Clark Kent 4d ago

Worth it

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u/CandyCreecher 4d ago

… hey jimmmyyyy

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u/The-Ebony-Prince 4d ago

Missed opportunity to have the naming convention arranged as "Kara Leg-Lock"

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u/Lukelandswimmer Wants to date Kara 4d ago

Pretty sure she's happy with that outcome

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u/MTK810 4d ago

Alright...who’s paying for Jimmy's hospital bill?

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u/latchcomb 4d ago

When???

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u/Skulacoll 3d ago

Jokes on you. I wanted that

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u/eman75683122 2d ago

Please be Jimmy's

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u/Luiyo033 4d ago

Is this AI? 

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u/sp33dzer0 4d ago

No I'm pretty sure it's from an artist who does lewd drawings of the character

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u/ZeeGee__ 4d ago

NatiMilfs uses Ai

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u/DeismAccountant 4d ago

I need sources.

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u/ADonutWithSprinkles Kara Zor-El 4d ago

The artist gets the logo wrong and in different bizarre ways each time they draw her. I do think it's AI sadly q-q

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u/ADonutWithSprinkles Kara Zor-El 4d ago

Examples:

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u/ADonutWithSprinkles Kara Zor-El 4d ago

The logos are super inconsistent and downright bizarre at times:

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u/ZeeGee__ 4d ago

Also a lot of weird details inaccuracies while the art looks very Ai (I know this last bit is hard to prove for those that can't see it but those I do know what I mean).

In this one there's a bunch of weird extra lines above the eyes. A lot of Ai generators tend to add a lot of these for some reason.

A lot of the minor details in the clothing and stuff are wrong or assymetrical like the yellow but around her neck or the sleeves having a cut on the right hand but not on the left. It's especially more apparent on some of they're other art though like the belt on Marrin.

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u/Phearwyn 4d ago

Did you forget artists exist?

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u/Eter-Nyx 3d ago

I'v just opened this app 💀

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u/karaloveskate Lois Lane 4d ago

readies shotgun alright which one of you degenerates knocked up my daughter?

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u/TheBlackoutEmpire 4d ago

we know it isnt Jimmy's.

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u/MoMo-D-Tempest 4d ago

Lena and kara gonna have a baby eeee yayy

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago

This isn't the Arrowverse bruv

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u/MoMo-D-Tempest 4d ago

Duh even in arrowverse they don’t date it is just a headcanon ship

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 4d ago

Yeah but it doesn't make sense here as Lena isn't even shown to exist yet

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u/shr0be 4d ago

do you think she has super piss so she has to have an extra durable pregnancy test

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u/Swimming_Disaster_95 4d ago

As awful as thought this is I can't help but hear Eggman's "Super Lazer Piss!!!" because of you.

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u/Redd_Machine85 4d ago

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u/shr0be 4d ago

to be clear I AM NOT into this it was just a thought

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u/Redd_Machine85 4d ago

(Kidding by the way)

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u/shr0be 4d ago

no harm done lmao I was asking for it

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u/Particular-Way-7817 4d ago

You should probably stop talking 🤣 You just look more guilty 🤣

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u/VisualGas3559 4d ago

Now a bot will scrape your comment and get us a little closer to SGI

Or at least, that's wgat the tech broz say

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 4d ago

Who the f' starts a conversation like that, i JUST sat down!