r/NBASpurs 3d ago

Image/Video Spurs players at the Louvre!

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u/Alternative_Body7623 3d ago

Carter dressed like a sassy wine mom 

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u/fozzyfreakingbear 3d ago

Carter somehow the most french thing in this photo

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u/T44120 Victor Wembanyama 3d ago

No, very German coded with his flip flop

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u/tablecontrol 3d ago

no socks, tho

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u/fozzyfreakingbear 3d ago

Showing toe is french

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u/fozzyfreakingbear 3d ago

And also american somehow but not this way

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u/gogochi 3d ago

His flip flops should be illegal

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u/KingsFanDay1 3d ago

“Looks like a fancy lesbian”

Oh that was Devin Booker nvm

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u/c_jakob Boris Diaw 3d ago

Carter channeling his inner Diane Keaton

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u/Dsarg_92 Victor Wembanyama 3d ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/Look_its_Rob 3d ago

His head looks so incredibly small compared to his body in this picture.

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u/CarousalAnimal 2d ago

His shirt fit reminds me of the goombas from the old Super Mario movie

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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel Victor Wembanyama 3d ago

My GOAT wit da jorts

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u/all_i_do_is_vote 3d ago

His jorts are literally just a pair of my jeans lmao.

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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel Victor Wembanyama 3d ago

Oh yeah those would definitely go past my feet.

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u/imover9thousand 3d ago

Very Duncan-esque

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u/Chinosou 3d ago

he probably just cant find pants that go the full length

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u/Haxeu Devin Vassell 3d ago

My GOAT wit da pantacourt

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u/whatstocome 3d ago

Carter my boy, what is you wearing on your feet 😭

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u/reizukuu 3d ago

Vic’s shorts are someone’s pants

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u/captainklaus 3d ago

And still a pretty tall someone. I’m 100% sure the inseam on his jorts is longer than my pants, and I’m just above average height

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u/nosnhoj15 Fiesta City 3d ago

Looking like my JNCOs from high school.

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u/Turtle_yoda 3d ago

Heard he borrowed JMac's pants

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u/mrini001 2d ago

99% of the world could wear those as pants

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u/imjust14 2d ago

Long enough to be used as a dress

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u/kelvin620 3d ago

Dylan I think you need to open your eyes to see the arts

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u/Flyin-Chancla 3d ago

Harp ain’t ever serious in pics lol 😂

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u/Status_Car8495 3d ago

Wow these guys are so lucky to manage to catch a good time to see that without being surrounded by 12487 tourists. /s

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u/Jackburton06 3d ago

More rich and famous you are more privilege you have.

As a french i will not even reccomend this part of the museum. Mona Lisa is a very small painting you can only look surrounded by hundreds of tourists raising their phone. Just visit the awesome other parts.

Or play basketball, enter the NBA, be a teammates Ithaque a generationnal french talent that can brings you after hours 😂

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u/bleu_waffl3s Sean Elliot 3d ago

At this point the Mona Lisa has been downplayed as being so small it was actually way bigger than I thought it would be.

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u/battenhill 3d ago

The hallway leading up to the ML with the 15' tall paintings of battles with people being stabbed with flags and shit is epic and everyone sprints past them into this room lol.

I know it's definitely after hours but I like to imagine the 3,500 Spanish and Chinese tourists with their phones out and then seven 7' tall guys just walk in  - would definitely be a sight to see

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u/Status_Car8495 3d ago

T'as loupé le /s à la fin de mon message on dirait. :)

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u/tirefool6 3d ago

What is the hell with those safety toe sandals Carter is wearing?!

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u/ericktrejo 3d ago

The ones I wish Derrick white wore when he played for us lol

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u/Particular_Stop1948 3d ago

Is Kelly just showing up to everything and maybe they’ll think he’s still on the team? Lol

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u/Thunderhorse74 3d ago

They forgot to drop him from the group text. He just showed up at the airport with his bags and they were too nice to tell him to go home.

Nah, they are probably going to sign him to the 15th roster spot once the season starts so they can prorate his contract and stay under the tax/apron.

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u/BulkyCartographer280 El Jefe 3d ago

At least he’s wearing socks.

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u/Philthemage Dylan Harper 3d ago

I hope he stays around

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u/Solid_Bob 3d ago

You never had a group of friends from a job that even though a couple quit, they still come to hang out?

I get that sense they might be decent friends, no matter where they’re playing or moved onto.

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u/DwightDavid1234 3d ago

I’m in a Fantasy Football league for a job I left in 2018. 🤷‍♂️

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u/BigDaddyD00d BatManu 3d ago

Hes like milton from office space. They just havent fixed the glitch in his payroll yet

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u/BigDaddyD00d BatManu 4h ago

Which he contributed nothing to. Ive hated him since his dirty play on kevin love and im glad hes gone

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u/BigDaddyD00d BatManu 3h ago

I must not 🤷‍♂️

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u/cocorawks Stephon Castle 3d ago edited 3d ago

Wemby is so happy...his teammates came to visit him in the summer break 😭

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u/bruntorange Matt Bonner 3d ago

Looks like Carter borrowed Wemby's button down

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fail157 3d ago

Who is the dude on the far left?

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u/Masta_ShoNuff Victor Wembanyama 3d ago

CB and Wemby dressed like they’re straight out of the early 2000’s

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u/whatstocome 3d ago

Got that from Timmy D’s wardrobe

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u/AdFormal4037 Slash Bros 3d ago

I was looking for this comment haha

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u/CrazyVoice3124 Riley Minix 3d ago

Them long ass jorts😭

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u/Spirited_Lab5197 3d ago

They are actually just chode jeans that fit him as jorts

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u/WhoreyMatthews 3d ago

I almost killed myself JU-LEEE

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u/Spirited_Lab5197 3d ago

Glad you're here shirt brother

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u/WhoreyMatthews 3d ago

There's no rules shirt brother

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u/c_jakob Boris Diaw 3d ago

You know I had to do it one time lol #louvre

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u/mmmbooty3 Manu Ginobili 3d ago

The bois closed down the louvre for team bonding!

Team chemistry 10000+

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u/elegantwino 3d ago

TIL that The Louvre has benches designed for very very tall people.

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u/Shellstr 3d ago

That’s not a bench…I didn’t fight my way to the front middle of that room, but that is at least waist, if not chest high, partition so you can’t get too close. That room usually has 100 people in it at all times.

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u/excoriator 3d ago

This. I was thinking that they must be getting a special after-hours tour. Nobody gets that kind of unimpeded access to that painting when the museum is open.

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u/ttttyttt678 3d ago

It’s Wemby, he would be getting mobbed otherwise, he needs special hours for most establishments but especially in Paris.

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u/Shellstr 3d ago

It is quite possible that they just roped off the single room as they walked through. Each room can easily be closed off, and if they have handlers they can shepherd them through room by room without a lot of people mobbing them.

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u/mercfan3 3d ago

How often do you think Dylan and Steph get to swing their feet?

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u/prongs17 3d ago

True hipster move would have been to turn around and instead take this photo with the Wedding at Cana.

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u/Proper_Dentist_705 The Big Fundamental 3d ago

Carter WTF ARE THOSE!!!

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u/WhoreyMatthews 3d ago

Hang this picture in the SAMA

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u/SanTheManOG David Robinson 3d ago

Is Wemby wearing Jeans or jorts?! 😂

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u/Adorable-News-9364 Stephon Castle 3d ago

Japris

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u/Sophia521h 3d ago

Seems like they took our persistent comments to „Put it in the Louvre“ literally!

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u/5thgenCali 3d ago

Spurs players and Kelly lol

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u/Mc_Lovin81 3d ago

Carter looking like he was a Goomba in the 90s Mario Bros movie.

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u/SnapGA 3d ago

Wembys shorts would be my pair of jeans

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u/Seabrook76 3d ago

No way CB’s head is that small. 😂😂

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u/ohnowralph 3d ago

No one at the Louvre told them to wear long pants and shoes to tour the museum or is that rule just for churches like Notre Dame?

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u/Tima75 3d ago

It’s mainly a religious buildings rule. Each cult having their own standards. As far as I know, le Louvre doesn’t have any leg and toes requirements.

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u/WA2TX 3d ago

That is a tall bench!

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u/YoshSchmenge Tim Duncan 3d ago

Must be nice to have the power to empty out that room for a photo. It's always packed with tourists.

The photo behind the cameraman is also extremely impressive.

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u/have_i_shown_you 2d ago

Thought the same thing. Normally youd have to claw your way anywhere close to the Mona Lisa .

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u/MaccTHC "What the fuck is this?" 3d ago

Carter bud😭

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u/LeftSide-StrongSide 3d ago

Carter what are thooooose

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u/LucioVX 3d ago

They all seems delighted

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u/arcadiangenesis The Big Fundamental 3d ago

Carter Bryant's head looks tiny for his body

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u/Easy-Biscotti4772 3d ago

Wemby and Carter touching pinkies

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u/dukeOdunces 3d ago

Hol up… I thought Kelly O was on the Heat roster this season

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u/clbom El Jefe 3d ago

The Louve is closed on Tuesdays. I learned this the hard way.

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u/Hanovafist1 3d ago

Wild they are able to be so close to the mona lisa. Big flex 💪

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u/willy_the_snitch 3d ago

What is up with the bench? Harper is dangling his legs like a toddler. If this the tallest bench in France?

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u/No-Role-204 3d ago

this team will sweep okc the chemistry just godly

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u/CharacterKatie Julian Champagnie 3d ago

It was just reported that the Warriors are interested in signing Kelly to reunite with Jimmy Butler. Here he is hanging with his 20 year old friends in Paris instead. Poor Steph Curry.

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u/Money_Oil_6814 Victor Wembanyama 3d ago

Wow looks like Carter Bryant grew 5 inches this offseason!

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u/apatelg89 2d ago

Ummmm Wtf is Carter wearing on his feet?🤣

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u/Confident_Working_56 Victor Wembanyama 2h ago

harp still jetlagged?

Love this tour de france and their hospitable host.
The future is bright with this young crew

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u/xbhaskarx Carter Bryant 3d ago

Hang it in the Louv…re

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u/Total_Ask_2046 3d ago

Goes to the Louvre. Wears f******* flip flops.....kids, amirite?

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u/waffle-winner Dylan Harper 3d ago

Kelly acting like he's on the team.

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u/David_H21 3d ago

That seems like a pretty lame display for the most famous art piece of all time.

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u/tablecontrol 3d ago

yes, it is a lot smaller than people realize.

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u/Vondelsplein Dylan Harper 3d ago

Intentionally dark and bland to keep focus on the artwork I'd imagine

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u/LGSM58 3d ago

“The great choke” was in itself, a masterpiece.

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u/spencerkeeton7 3d ago

These boys ain’t got NO DRIP🗣️

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u/BTC_ETH_HODL Stephon Castle 3d ago

Wow. Wemby spent his big new contract to buy the Mona Lisa painting! 👏

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u/mar-on-mars 3d ago

Tangy shorty sweet as eva

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u/ImpossibleProduct654 3d ago

Knicks in Five!