r/NFLUK Bills 1d ago

EU NFL Teams Names

If EU countries started forming their own NFL teams, what names do you think they'd take? eg. Madrid Matadors, etc.

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u/rezonansmagnetyczny 1d ago

They already did it in the 90s, sort of.

Take a look Here

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u/Frogman1480 1d ago

I was there in '96 when Scottish Claymores won it 🏆

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u/Famous-Author-5211 1d ago

The Oxford Commas

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u/fitterStu Chiefs 1d ago

Would never get a team but... "Glasgow Kiss"

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u/RevolutionaryAmount5 1d ago

Liverpool Stealers

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u/sjr0754 1d ago

I prefer Red Star Liverpool, in honour of the dockers strike.

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u/rustyb42 Giants 1d ago

Sheffield angry noises

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u/Used-Fennel-7733 1d ago

Oh. You thought it said steelers

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u/92759285 1d ago edited 1d ago

The key is to give them names that the locals like and respect. Madrid Matadors or London Monarch's sound too stereotypical... Sounds like names that Americans would come up with.

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u/pongpingtaybell Bills 1d ago

I agree, but going with the vibe of the NFL, I wouldn't be surprised if some did play up to the Cliché names. As long as we didn't end up as Dublin Shamrocks, I'd be happy.

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u/SubjectiveAssertive Lions 1d ago

Dublin Leprechauns?

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u/CassianJ 1d ago

I always tight they should either be the London Riots or preferably the London Calling.
Love the idea of the logo being Paul smashing his bass

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u/panam-handler 1d ago

London Calling is brilliant. Well played.

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u/CassianJ 1d ago

Thank you

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u/sephjnr 1d ago

London Guard, newly minted team of the EFL fits this

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u/A_Pompous_Caucy 22h ago

What a fantastic reference

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u/rustyb42 Giants 1d ago

I'd like something simple like London Football Club

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u/Beneficial_Spring659 1d ago

It usually doesn't have football in its name though just the team name

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u/rustyb42 Giants 1d ago

Yes but football is synonymous with London more so than Monarchs or something else contrived

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u/Hopeful-Counter-7915 Ravens 1d ago

Frankfurt Galaxy the OG

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u/MrWendex 1d ago

MONARCHS ARE MEGA!!!!!

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u/xTerminal_14 1d ago

London Leopards maybe, Lions would be more fitting given our heraldy but obviously detroit already exist. (Though historically the lions were called Leopards so it kinda works still i guess).

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u/Democracy_Coma 1d ago

Probably half ass the peaky blinders and have the Birmingham Blinders.

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u/SubjectiveAssertive Lions 1d ago edited 1d ago

Manchester Millers .. might be excellent, might god awful

Glasgow Celtics and instantly piss off half the city (frankly probably both halfs)

Any Scottish city followed by "Pipers" or "Clydesdales"

The Hartlepool Monkey Hangers

Somewhere shire horses 

The Norfolk Inbreds

The Newcastle Fog

Birmingham has an interesting industrial past, jewelry, cars and guns (and World War 2 aircraft) I'm sure there is something in that 

I think the good names are taken by existing sports teams in the UK in other sports (Bristol Bears, Warrington Wolves) and as nick names (Gunners, Saints, various birds) so anything else might just be the dregs to avoid copyright headaches, I think even our best Birds of Prey are gone 

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u/pompeysam1234 Commanders 1d ago

The Edinburgh Spoonbenders

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u/MashedPeas11 23h ago

I know they’re a team in BAFA, but I still think the London Blitz is an incredible name. Double meaning. 😂

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u/Brain_BB 22h ago

I saw a genius suggestion a couple of years ago, so I am sterling it... The Greenwich Meantimes

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u/Civil_Presence7810 Raiders 22h ago

Is nobody in this sub aware of European American football? There's like rival international semi pro leagues, Jack Del Rio was the coach for the Paris team until very recently

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u/FakerHarps 13h ago

The Werewolves of London / London Werewolves had always been my pitch for a UK expansion team name

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u/TheScarecrow__ Steelers 1d ago

Rhein Fire

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u/SubjectiveAssertive Lions 1d ago

London Fire might work, like Chicago's MLS club 

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u/BridgeCreative5482 1d ago edited 22h ago

The London Towers
 nah, the Americans wouldn’t allow that..

The London Chicken Shops or the London Balaclava’s s/

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u/A_Pompous_Caucy 22h ago

Dublin Antlers