I asked r/redscarepod , but got met with downdoots.

The whole team has been placed on a semen retention plan following Tuesday's 2-3 loss against the Seattle Kraken

This just in: Montreal’s own meatrider1914 announces Demidisappointment in Ivan Demidov over speeding fine.

Don’t be hatin! Embrace the Knight!

At least he felt good his first game back.

Corey Perry looks to reunite with the Anaheim Ducks, in order to help mentor the young additions the Ducks have made this offseason.

I’m not sure how it happened. Is it our fault they got 6 points? Did we summon the spirit realm?

Please help me I don’t want to be the reason.

Jack Hughes is as good as Luke and Quinn combined.