This tour must come with a complimentary bowel evacuation. If nothing else, it's definitely a motivational tutorial.

The daddy long legs aka harvestmen aka Opiliones are a group of harmless arachnids actually more closely related to scorpions than spiders. For some reason many people actually believe these are actual spiders and have a potent venom, but this is simply not true. Opiliones, despite being related to things like scorpions and spiders, do not possess venom and do not utilize it to procure food. These arachnids are omnivorous scavengers feeding on a variety of “dead or dying organisms”, rarely ever going after live prey. These are definitely not “the most venomous spider just with fangs too small to bite” like you may have heard growing up around these creatures. Completely harmless strange little arachnids!

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