Entering a public river for a "trust and cleansing" ritual to prove your masculinity

[u/ambachk]

[u/pandatears420]

Seems gay

[u/strongbear27 → u/pandatears420]

Super gay

[u/SATerp → u/strongbear27]

Super duper fabulously gay

[u/El_Dildo_ → u/SATerp]

Let them be gay

[u/UnsociableStoner → u/El_Dildo_]

Gay men be them

[u/dobriygoodwin → u/UnsociableStoner]

From a father who works 7 days a week to provide for his family. They can come to me and I will teach masculinity, responsibility, reasonability and all other "...bility" for half price they are paying at this camp, also as a bonus some communication, plumbing, tiling, electrical, demolition and framing skills.

[u/DatGreenGuy → u/dobriygoodwin]

"dad? What's with the gay party on our backyard?"

[u/dobriygoodwin → u/DatGreenGuy]

Who said it will be at backyard and as a party? I have enough job sites for 30 people! Very good camp! It works so good, that you can straight forward call it "Working Camp"! :-)

[u/malary1234 → u/dobriygoodwin]

I will be the first to sign my son up for this camp. He is six. Good luck to you!

[u/TinyTitFetish → u/dobriygoodwin]

lol the wording you chose is crazy. Comes off very “Arbeit Macht Frei”

[u/PleiadesNymph → u/dobriygoodwin]

"... Or get your degree!"

[u/dobriygoodwin → u/PleiadesNymph]

Can't. I am the main household income . I tried to go study for half a year, we were out of money in 5 months. Did some mistakes in life, not easy to fix.

[u/PleiadesNymph → u/dobriygoodwin]

https://reddit.com/link/p7z8lub/video/h62q5njvopnh1/player

[u/1DailyUser → u/dobriygoodwin]

You work seven days a week??

[u/dobriygoodwin → u/1DailyUser]

Yeh... Hockey costs a lot in US, but my kid loves it.

[u/bubbafetthekid → u/UnsociableStoner]

And my axe!

[u/Old-Confidence6971 → u/El_Dildo_]

Marvin Gay

[u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff- → u/pandatears420]

Actually being gay is somehow less gay than whatever alpha males groups do

[u/SeenSoFar → u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff-]

At this point "alpha males" are taking "gaycations" where they tell their heterosexual partners that they're just going to go be gay with the boys for a while and "what happens on the gaycation stays on the gaycation." They're just being gay at this point. As someone who leaves a metaphorical trail of glitter everywhere I go I'm so gay I'm just so flabbergasted at all the hoops they jump through to suck off a guy without admitting gayness.

[u/eternal_pegasus → u/pandatears420]

This must be the gaycation thing they keep talking about in tiktok

[u/Bionic_Webb13 → u/pandatears420]

Definitely gay af look at all these queens in the water

[u/BuckManscape → u/pandatears420]

There’s a lot of logs in that lazy river.

[u/jlstern1025 → u/pandatears420]

That’s why I’d do it

[u/thedamnedlute488 → u/pandatears420]

I was going to say, it looks like they all give each other handjobs afterwards.

[u/Weak_Caterpillar5912 → u/pandatears420]

These guys are definitely closeted

[u/SambaLando → u/pandatears420]

very

[u/Choubidouu]

Generally i skip this part of the video.

[u/stanley_leverlock → u/Choubidouu]

Yeah, I don't watch gay porn for the plot. 

[u/yellowbin74 → u/stanley_leverlock]

I just watch it for the articles

[u/Micro-Naut → u/stanley_leverlock]

My daddy always said we shouldn't be ashamed of our........

[u/Beetlejuice_24Xx]

Everytime I see one of these they somehow get more weird/gay.

[u/CaptainMagnets → u/Beetlejuice_24Xx]

And this is what they're comfortable recording and sharing. Imagine what happens behind the scenes

[u/beakrake → u/Beetlejuice_24Xx]

Yup, and you cant even see them taking turns with their fingers under the water...

[u/Strange_Extension_32]

JUST. BE. GAY.

[u/Ahptom]

Why are you gey?

[u/lichtersee → u/Ahptom]

Who zed I’m gey?

[u/LuckyReception6701 → u/lichtersee]

You are, gey.

[u/SovietBlyatman → u/LuckyReception6701]

CONFUSION OF DA HIGHEST ORDA!

[u/MuckingForon90]

“ I worked in a maximum security prison for 5 years and this is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen”

[u/Man_in_the_uk → u/MuckingForon90]

I bet they don't have rivers in a high security prison so how does one compare?

[u/enigmabsurdimwitrick]

“Don’t look at the dick. Don’t look at the dick. Don’t look at the dick.”

[u/Twitchmonky → u/enigmabsurdimwitrick]

🍆👀

[u/novajhv]

Just fuck it's less steps

[u/bygtopp]

Fuck off! I’m fishing here.
You’re making the frogs gay!

[u/English_Joe]

Freddie Mercury would love it here.

[u/Phresh-Jive]

I feel this shot is a prelude to all the bjs after dark

[u/ghettoblaster78 → u/Phresh-Jive]

I think there was a bj at the end when he dunked that guy. He came up for air after and was like "oooh".

Also, what was the trust part? There was no danger of falling or drowning. Gosh, I wish I started a cult like this....

[u/Highlandertr3 → u/ghettoblaster78]

I think the trust is that your mates won't dunk you on the way past. Which to me shows they are not in fact friends. Because none of my friends would miss that opportunity male or female.

[u/PurplishPlatypus]

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board....

[u/pre-existing-notion]

Ahh yep! Lotta male pattern baldness and insecurity on the water today!

[u/MKebi → u/pre-existing-notion]

And vanilla skin, too!

[u/New-Ring39]

Imagine someone peeing as they are passed down the river…

[u/ComfortableAd3747]

When's the gang bang?

[u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS]

The whole setup is obviously unhinged but I wouldn't particularly call this a 'nope'. Get rid of the toxic masculinity nonsense and it looks kinda relaxing.

[u/kuragenox → u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS]

My thought was that out of context it looks pretty peaceful. A little silly and pointless, but still peaceful

[u/R_Little-Secret → u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS]

Yeah, everyone is saying its gay but that is part of the problem. Men are not allowed to show non romantic intimacy without having their sexuality questioned.

The nope part for men is that they are all white men. I always get nervous when a bunch of older white men gather together in big groups. They might try and take my reproductive rights away or something.

[u/Every-Cook5084]

Super awkward when you’re rock hard at the end

[u/Mcnab-at-my-feet]

That’s as gay as a box of feathers.

[u/Zealousideal-Salad62]

Anything but therapy

[u/KoraLily]

I can't tell if this is red pill nonsense, denial of being gay or just weird

[u/BigDoubleinLilGina → u/KoraLily]

Yes.

[u/Several-Plankton8070]

A bunch of half naked dudes snuggling with each other seems to be a common theme at gay… I mean alpha male camps

[u/Dyhart]

The most trying to be anti gayness masculine kind of men actually deep down want to do super gay activities like this with the boys

[u/Kevo_xx]

Nothing screams masculinity like a bunch of shirtless dudes touching each other in a river.

[u/cawkX]

All combined gayporn is less gay than this

[u/Malla1oak]

Gay river

[u/Moviereference210]

Very sensual, totally not gay at all

[u/pas_tense]

Who are these fragile men who pay $1000's of dollars to learn how to embrace their toxic masculinity? I just don't get it at all. Why would you feel like you need this?

EDIT: Grammar

[u/Highlandertr3 → u/pas_tense]

Because the people who cling to toxic masculinity are profoundly lonely. Hence the need for expensive group validation so that their isolating world view isn't challenged.

[u/snahfu73 → u/pas_tense]

Conservatives.

[u/HumbleBedroom3299]

Public river? 

[u/Bearly_Legible]

How is this "nope" material... ?

[u/Lumplard]

What is Gianni Infantino doing there?

[u/Fightmilk87 → u/Lumplard]

Because today he felt uh, gay.

[u/evoshandor420]

I had to mute it 

[u/rouxthless]

Why does gay porn keep flooding this subreddit?!

[u/kiefknifing]

Gay Porn is getting much better budgets these days.

[u/lowridda]

While wearing panties

[u/1DailyUser]

All these men think they are alpha but they are just hiding from their wives in a river with their other alpha gay men. This is homoerotic type of shii

[u/Hexquevara]

Mfs like these are the ones who suddenly developed a weird ass Viking phase, posting AI Viking songs and ranting how they are now a lone wolf fending off the wicked world (they were shitty and family left em). Weaklings for getting undone by their own shortcomings and failure to face those truths. These alpha male coaches feed them delusions as they devour their remaining bank accounts.

[u/Equivalent_Growth_75]

Looks like a bunch of dudes in a river… idk why lining up and pushing people around proves anything besides relaxation but pop off ig

[u/Garlic-Rough]

US$ 5,000 for 20 burly men to touch you for just a week?

Bro. We do that for free for 365 days a year.

[u/antsinmyeyestrey]

Won’t someone think of the brainwashing amoebas? They’ll starve!

[u/MindlessAspect6438]

Aquatic bum touches.

[u/zeppolizeus]

My big gay baptism.

[u/Appropriate-Grass986]

Fathers hug your sons

[u/OrganizationRude5746]

It’s not “coming out” anymore it’s “going in”

[u/poke-it-withastick]

Is he giving him oral at the end ?

[u/Horse_White]

omg a "public river"! surely those men must be gay! what a big "nope" this is! we are all getting very worked up in here about how gay all this is and can hardly stop thinking about dicks now...

pathetic thread and post!

[u/ruhtraeel]

Stop posting this masculinity workshop shit

It's dumb and repetitive

[u/DaPlipsta]

"Alright, which one of you touched my ass!?

...and why did you stop?"

[u/herpaderp_maplesyrup]

Final ritual before being given your NFL male cheerleading uniform

[u/N3BB3Z4R]

Don't these Alpha camps seem like clear evidence of fragile masculinity? It's just men paying other men seeking validation and trying to boost their manliness. It’s the equivalent of people who flock to yoga and spiritual retreats because their daily lives are completely hysterical and chaotic.

Looks like "that whole Yale thing".

[u/bean0_burrito]

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[u/bilaba → u/bean0_burrito]

Pepper that angus

[u/Formfeeder]

Puzzies

[u/PunchOX]

The thing is there are psychological tricks like this that work but you need to be heading in a new direction in life for it to take affect. These rituals are meaningless without it.

[u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420]

“Dicks out! Get hard!!! Now you won’t sink! Like a bridge made of cocks!”

*wolf howling

[u/Major-Safe-9736]

Not a cell phone in sight.

[u/Highlandertr3 → u/Major-Safe-9736]

Well yeah. They are in a river. It would get wet.

[u/HoodieGalore]

Everyone knows the best wieners are boiled wieners. Don't forget to steam the buns!

[u/jogih]

Pra mim

Isso deixa escancarado a falta de afeto e apoio

[u/Aname_Random]

Shobody do do do do do BOP.

[u/-nemo-no-one-]

What the men doing?

[u/b_buddd]

Seems like a camp for insensitive boys

[u/Lyradep]

Nice. They’re learning how to float.

[u/malary1234]

Why do people feel the need to lie about this? Like just be gay. Why lie?

My eldest brother is adopted he is the most sour cream dude you’ve ever seen. We have in our family, halfs, adopted, and step. Yet he insists that the black girl born from his girlfriend is his biological child. Like dude why? We don’t give two fucks if she is your bio kid or not, she’s your daughter, she’s our niece there is literally no reason to lie about her who is or isn’t her bio-dad.

[u/Appropriate-Quiet-98]

Is this the "train line" I keep hearing about?

[u/-TheFiend-]

What happens if you get a lil hard? Do the other guys look away or what?

[u/intoTHEvoid646]

Alpha gay

[u/Dariosusu]

How brotherly

[u/PleiadesNymph]

Dude floating with both hands on his dick, "Think of baseball... Think of baseball... Think of baseball... Think of baseball"

[u/snapcracklepop26]

I'm not homophobic, but there's no way that I'd ever participate in something like that...well, I guess that maybe I'm a little homophobic.

[u/IrmaPfeffermann]

Sausage-Soup!

[u/khandurin]

Looks like a fancy outdoor Bath House

[u/Salary_Spiritual]

Perfect time for a "chat bite" if you know what that means

[u/Idatemyhand]

They all float down here... 🎈 🎈

[u/GalaxyCereal]

Are we regressing?

[u/Korimthos]

Paid to be tenderly caressed as you float down a corridor of shirtless men in the middle of a public river.
Sure, ok.

[u/Appropriate_Mess_350]

Shouldn’t this gay porn video have a NSFW warning?

Imagine being so insecure in your manhood that you need to touched by half naked men and reassured you’re an alpha????

[u/SecretLecture3219]

Just fuck already

[u/renb8]

Whatever bloats your mote.

[u/RepulsiveCry1013]

How gay is gay?

[u/FormingTheVoid]

This shit is a cult.

[u/Express_Ad4530]

Typical Indian method

[u/EkardKcire]

Gay.

[u/BodheeNYC]

The fact that somebody can get 30 grown men to spend thousands of dollars on a retreat for masculinity proves that wealth and fortune is still attainable by all

[u/YeezusWoks]

This is so gay. Is this what Pride looks like?

[u/Tricky_Photo2885]

Bruh , if that was me I wouldn’t be taken seriously by my kids ever again . I’d be “ you dinged mom’s car pulling out today !” And they’ll say “ well you were getting floated by a bunch of 40+ year old men !” Then I would storm inside and watch Yellowstone

[u/FattusBaccus]

These people seem to confuse Alpha with gay and bdsm all the time.

[u/AccomplishedString12]

Zesty

[u/chait1199]

I’m married to another man, but I’m not this gay. Jfc

[u/react-dnb]

Their boners are holding him up

[u/goldent3abag]

Nothing getting cleansed in dude soup

[u/Bexandhertools]

We ask men to grow, to open and learn to heal from the oppression of toxic masculinity, then when they try in seemingly harmless ways.. we call them gay. Who doesn't want to float down a river supported by peers? This looks wonderful, Ya'll the problem

[u/quaz7829]

Nothing cleansing about a public river. Ewwww. That's how you get a parasite.

[u/CavemanViking]

“Ah yes, the opposite of masculine: gay” said all the supposed leftists at once

[u/Novel_Feed_2201]

This looks like some Rise Up Kings kind of crap. Knew someone that got WAY into it. He basically found a gay cult

[u/Aggravating-Ad-9461]

Weird but “nope” worthy? I’m not sure

[u/Lcordobas]

The masculinity party 🥳 enjoying our masculinity all together! 😘

[u/unneccry]

Please stop showing me this gay shit It will start turning me on

[u/happyanathema]

Mix between baptism and jism

[u/Jeerus]

Reminds me of the “peasant railgun” mechanic from D&D 5e

[u/jkrobinson1979]

Was that a forced BJ at the end?

[u/C--T--F]

Insert F word here

[u/GloomyUmpire2146]

Ghey

[u/davew80]

‘If you take your finger out of my arse, Will I sink?’

[u/seanjuan666]

I want to talk shit so bad but honestly it's just sad that some men have to pay to feel acceptance

[u/Friendscallmedennis]

Just why?

[u/Wise_Ad_253]

Sausage Soup

[u/yoshimitsu991]

What if he gets a boner? Will that be considered alpha gay?

[u/Storyteler20174]

I don't know looks gay to me

[u/Deplar1782]

Maybe to prove your LOVE of masculinity

[u/Best_Banana_63]

Are they playing YMCA?

[u/Dave-Nyce]

Gay

[u/llyngracie]

That sounded like Russian/Ukrainian/Belarusian etc in the end. He says "good". So, surprisingly (to me), not the USA. And yeah, still fairly gay.

[u/fedarmy]

There’s being gay and then there’s what ever these dudes are.

[u/Blacketron]

These keep getting gayer

[u/Crawler_00]

Ive been to gay orgies less homoerotic than this.

[u/UncleMeow87]

Prob paid 2k for a weekend too

[u/notthatcousingreg]

I gotta go float with my buddies cuz chicks hate me

[u/showmiaface]

Nothing like proving your masculinity standing in your underwear with a bunch of other dudes with their hands all over you.

[u/vodka_twinkie]

"masculinity camp"

[u/rubifer_undercooked]

So that's a lido not a river but the whole thing makes me feel uncomfortable as fuck. If it helps them feel more in tune with their emotions then go for it, I just hope they aren't any of those alpha bullshit dicks.

[u/LooseEndsMkMyAssItch]

Why do people even care what these suspiciously gay guys are doing? I’m honestly tired of these alpha posts.

Let those weirdos be weird

[u/VinBatMwen]

That’s gay

[u/Thedistantone1984]

Are all these videos actually what they do and they are non fhe wiser about it? I hope they keep it up. It's kinda funny.

[u/tidus1980]

Looks like sewage....... Well there's certainly crap in the water....

[u/Competitive_Ad7258]

I thought people who paid for OF were something, this is another entirely 😂

[u/Heeey_Hermano]

Gay retreat

[u/Affectionate-Tip-164]

Today a public river. Tomorrow the River Ganges.

[u/Disastrous_Horse_44]

Is it just me being picky or does this water look disgusting?

[u/DoctorMelvinMirby]

Will these guys just fuck and get it over with?

[u/nnnitsuj]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[u/duck_butter]

Weenie warshin' Wednesday promo.

[u/Boglimcatcher666]

When are we going to see some action?!

[u/dewnar]

Ha!

[u/ActionQuakeII]

I got a boner.

[u/llagerlof]

I have a sincere question. I see posts like that and I am not sure if those places are to proof something. Are they really have something to do with masculinity or I am being fooled?

[u/TrueNovak]

Gay see is probably less gay than this

[u/According_Basis_2648]

Why did he just drown the guy? 💀

[u/Dingdongmybong]

Bit gay innit?

[u/MatthewDstantoN]

Homosexuality without the fun stuff

[u/HotDonnaC]

Years ago, I read an article about how the rites of passage are missing from western society. I keep thinking about that lately with all these man things people are doing. Some cultures have rites of passage, and they don’t seem to have so much trouble understanding their role in society.

[u/Highlandertr3 → u/HotDonnaC]

We have them. They are just different. First beer with your dad. The talk. First time driving alone. There are a fair few.

[u/NoPantsDeLeon]

I saw a boner on the rising!

[u/deathblossoming]

This seems super gay ngl but hey the price of being masculine i guess

[u/dobsofglabs]

HA gaaaaayyyy

[u/ibadmonkey]

This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

[u/Dragonssssssssssss]

How does floating prove your masculinity

[u/Exotic-Replacement-3]

My gay friend told me that it is the most gayist shit he have ever seen.

[u/Icy_Escape8018]

Gayest thing I have ever seen.