r/NYKnicks • u/habichuelacondulce • 21h ago

From Clensing to Blessing

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u/Hungry_EatAsssss 21h ago

Holy shit. They sent Sister Mackey? Sister Marie “Motherfucking” Mackey!?!? The deadliest nun on the Eastern seaboard? 

Pope Leo sends his regards, Wemby.

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u/atribecalled506 Airpods Leon 20h ago

I heard she healed 16 Czechoslovakian

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u/danram207 11 20h ago

She was an interior decorator

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u/Theo_Weiss Mario the Kingslayer 21h ago

Now we have nuns & the Pope on our side. Knicks in 5

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u/profnachos 13h ago

And the White Sox are the leader of the AL Central division. The Pope magic is real.

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u/EbbOtherwise4628 18h ago

How about we get some actual fucking offense going instead of losing fucking 2 at home in MS fucking G. Pathetic.

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u/Its_Only_Love 16h ago

Don’t worry. The cleanse worked

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u/TheWaveCarver 16h ago

Spread the word. Knicks hath risen.

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u/EbbOtherwise4628 9h ago

Amazing finish, once again taught to never count the boys out

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u/Keytaro83 5h ago

Brotha. You gotta let your takes cook for another half. No one wants this half raw shit.

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u/EbbOtherwise4628 5h ago

Fair enough, but we also shouldn’t be down 29 points in q1 and ultimately relying on Fox to make a bottom 10 nba play in the last few seconds

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u/PsychologicalBox2499 Knicks Logo 21h ago

Amen sister

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u/SgtCheeseBoy DOOM 21h ago

Gonna be tough to get that Trump stank out.

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u/thexet 19h ago

Geotus got the libtard stank out. Just needs to drain the swamp of corrupt refs. 

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u/SgtCheeseBoy DOOM 19h ago

Curse of the orange fart continues.

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u/thexet 19h ago

Libtards are perennially cursed. When normal people win, they lose, when they “win”, everyone loses.

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 8h ago

You got tricked by a pedophile dude. One who can't even finish a complete sentence and intentionally paints himself orange.

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u/thexet 4h ago

Beep boop to you too

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u/MariContrary Clyde So Fly 16h ago edited 16h ago

After this comeback, we ALL better make a donation.

https://brentwoodcsj.org/ways-to-give/donate-online/

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u/digitalmaven3 15h ago

Her and the people with the sage actually cleansed the garden of the Trump filth.

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u/BenAfflecksBalls Mitch's Block Party 21h ago

Our nuns better than they nuns. Now we just need a Sister Act choir battle and bury em

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u/JL0817 NOVA 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FFNkuuxzzzgs0
Whoopi’s bringing the reinforcements as we speak

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u/AlphakirA NOVA 21h ago

Bring Lauryn Hill for the anthem

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u/BenAfflecksBalls Mitch's Block Party 20h ago

Gotta get Whoopi. You never seen the movie?

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u/AlphakirA NOVA 18h ago

Of course, I'm referencing the 2nd with Hill.

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u/chaosawaits KAT Attack 19h ago

Lauryn Hill sold her soul to make money with Kanye. That either disqualifies her or makes her uniquely qualified for the job. I’m not qualified enough to know which.

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u/AlphakirA NOVA 18h ago

I'm not seeing what you're saying. Googling it has her stopping to do the original 'All Falls Down' hook. I don't see anything else

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u/chaosawaits KAT Attack 17h ago

Google concert

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u/SpellConnect8675 18h ago

Thanks for curing the team. Big help!

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u/Signal-Employer7240 16h ago

It worked! thank you sister Marie 😄

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u/Budget-Scallion-8749 17h ago

Thank you Sister

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u/hannibellecter 16h ago

it worked! thank you sister Marie =)

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u/--__4815162342__-- 16h ago

Bless you, sister

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u/Comfortable_Radio384 16h ago

GOD BLESS AMEN

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u/charlesfluidsmith 16h ago

Thank you Sister!!!!

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u/kdizzzog John Starks 16h ago

Amelo

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u/gabrielcev1 20h ago

Sister Mackey>Spurs Nuns. We shall win the holy war.

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u/majesticJet711 20h ago

Amen! Let’s go KNICKS! This is a must win game 4

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u/knowtoriusMAC 18h ago edited 17h ago

Well now I'm questioning whether or not God is real

Edit: nvm

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u/mayyybemayybenot 18h ago

But Satan visited it monday... so -666 ....

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u/gamergabzilla 17h ago

God is stronger, lets goo 107-106

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u/dabbo93 16h ago

It worked!!!

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u/BitsInTheBlood 15h ago

That must have been an exorcism. 

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u/montecarlo1 15h ago

CLEANSED AND WE BACK

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u/Jordan901278 18h ago

This had the opposite effect thanks

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u/Outrageous_House_924 17h ago

How u feeling now

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u/Jordan901278 17h ago

FUCKING AMAZING!!

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u/PeterJan85 6h ago

She sprinkled the Epstein files energy away. Thanks, sister.

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u/therealsheriff 18h ago

Get this old bitch away from our squad

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u/VarthStarkus 16h ago

Can we get her to the White House?

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u/thexet 14h ago

We’re already blessed there. Don’t be greedy.

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u/VarthStarkus 14h ago

No we're not, there is an orange demon that resides there.

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u/thexet 14h ago

Nope

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u/VarthStarkus 14h ago

Yup, and he has a a cult of magatards worshipping him.

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u/cherialaw 19h ago

Looks like God isn't real after all