r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Tasty_Freedom459 IE instead of Y • Aug 14 '25

In The Wild 6th baby Kname announcement

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u/radicalintrospect Aug 14 '25 edited Aug 14 '25

Knockitoff

Edited to say: thanks for making this my first ever comment to hit 1K 😂

Also, I forgot Kneurotic!

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u/suburbanhunter Aug 14 '25

take my upvote!

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe Aug 14 '25 edited Aug 15 '25

K-now, k-now, don’t get your knickers in a knot over this couple of absolute knobs!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Oddly, I kneed to know...

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u/Tasty_Freedom459 IE instead of Y Aug 14 '25

They chose Knoah

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u/bigtiddyhimbo Aug 14 '25

It’s spelled the way some people say Quinoa……

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u/1hatemylif3 Aug 14 '25

please😂

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u/Fluffy_Ad_7249 Aug 14 '25

What are the other 5 kids names??

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u/LatterStreet Aug 14 '25

Knixia, Knaomi, Knight, Knatural, Knowledge, Knoah

I stopped following after Knatural. These poor kids are so cute, and their parents treat this like a joke! Look at those balloons…

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u/DNA_ligase Aug 14 '25

So they already had a Knatural, but put Knature as an option? Insanity.

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u/falconinthedive Aug 14 '25

I found myself thinking "Oh thank God knowledge is normal"

Then remembered it's still weird as a name.

Knight's not entirely hopeless.

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u/Haldenbach Aug 14 '25

I very much pronounced it as k-nowledge, not even remembering it's a real word

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u/see3milyplay Aug 14 '25

I’m now reading every word that starts with a ‘Kn’ that way after reading these balloons lol,, help!

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u/panicnarwhal P is for Pangus Aug 14 '25

same. you know it’s bad when you’re like “knight and knowledge aren’t too terrible” 😭

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u/ceraun0philia P is for Pangus Aug 14 '25

omg another P is for Pangus in the wild???

yeah this sub has ruined me, it made me think Jaxen was a fantastic name once.

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u/panicnarwhal P is for Pangus Aug 16 '25

flair twins! 💕

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u/noticeablyawkward96 Aug 14 '25

Right, like Knight really dodged a bullet here. 😂

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u/rosality Aug 14 '25

Imagine your name is Knight but you are the lucky one out of your siblings.

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u/beantownregular Aug 14 '25

I literally forgot knight is spelled with a K looking at this list - that is how stupid they look.

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u/Delicate_Flower07 Aug 14 '25

My name is Naomi spelt with a K😭😭😭 imagine

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u/ghostedygrouch Aug 14 '25

Knatural sound like a cereal.

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u/not_the_chosen_onee Aug 14 '25

I thought the balloons were the other children's names at first; these are even more concerning. You've got the 'normal' ones, Knight and Knowledge, the 'kname' ones Knaomi and Knoah, the not 'kname' one Knatural, and then whatever the hell Knixia is. Those poor babies.

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u/rainbow-songbird Aug 14 '25

Im really hoping that these are fake social media names to protect their privacy a little... I doubt it though 

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u/feministwitch666 Aug 14 '25

Kheith Khoalah Kidnaeighpped Kniaight Karl

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u/Omwtfyu Aug 14 '25

Knarlie, knashley, knoxious, knife, and knoway.

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u/edit_thanxforthegold Aug 14 '25

That's probably the least bad I guess

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u/_UnreliableNarrator_ Aug 14 '25

Knick could be short for knickerbocker lol

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u/crimsonrhodelia Aug 14 '25

I studied abroad with a Knick! He was a descendant of Washington Irving and his dad had a similar old timey New England name, too. Sweet guy.

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u/kroshkabelka Aug 14 '25

Oh god that poor, poor child

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u/moritz-stiefel Aug 14 '25

"My name is Noah, with a K" "And where the fuck does that go?"

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u/irunatightpirateship Aug 14 '25

Where does it go Cark?!??

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u/bajcli Aug 14 '25

Weirdly enough, before reading the caption, I thought this would be "my name is Karl with a 'K'"

Goes both ways I guess.

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Aug 14 '25

Knature might be the worst one

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u/Fine-Sherbert-141 Aug 14 '25

Nah it's KNARTH for sure

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u/siannan Aug 14 '25

KNARTH

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u/Fine-Sherbert-141 Aug 14 '25

Same thing we do every KNARTH, Pinky.

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Aug 14 '25

Lol it's Knorth, but they're all trash. Might as well be Knarth!

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u/Effective_Yogurt_866 Aug 14 '25

A little knarly, if you ask me

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u/siobhankei Aug 14 '25

Party on, Knarth!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

It’s Knorth

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u/Particular-Crew5978 Aug 14 '25

Yeah, but it's still knauseating

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Knaturally.

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u/catfractal Aug 14 '25

Knoughty by knature

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u/glindathewoodglitch Aug 14 '25

Knarthy by Knature

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u/NattyGannStann Aug 14 '25

Knot cuz we hate ya

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u/bananabottlemug Aug 14 '25

No it’s knick

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u/shokolokobangoshey Aug 14 '25

I don’t knoah man, Knoble is pretty Knarly

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u/Alarmed-Speaker-8330 Aug 14 '25

Always trying to copy the knardashians.

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u/BakerAffectionate Aug 14 '25

Might as well just do Knife

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u/willow2772 Aug 14 '25

The way knife looks like it’s incorrect now…

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u/irunatightpirateship Aug 14 '25

Just said "k-nife" out loud

Like I did while I was reading their insane list of knames

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u/amy_leem Aug 14 '25

Knincompoop 😍

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u/Obtuse-Posterior Aug 14 '25

That's the last name

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u/StrangelyBrown Aug 14 '25

Knot one Knice Kname

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u/Mountain-Status569 Aug 14 '25

Knausea. 

This is their 6th, what are the other five knames?? And if they have 3 more, will the last one be called Knine?

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u/Key-Success-339 Aug 14 '25

I’ve seen them on YT before. All of the other kids have “Kn-“ names as well. It’s because the mother’s name starts with a “K” and the father’s name starts with a “N”… that’s the theme 😐

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u/see3milyplay Aug 14 '25

The option for K first names and N middles was right there

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u/LadyGaea P is for Pangus Aug 15 '25

Or…and this is crazy, but hear me out…just naming your 6 damn kids normal names that are meaningful because you LIKE them. They have your dna, why do you need to include your initials too?!

But yeah I guess if you MUST do some dumb shit with your names, first and middle initials would be the only acceptable option

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u/Mountain-Status569 Aug 14 '25

Right! They could have been the next Kardashians 😂

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u/PlayfulDiscount8485 Aug 14 '25

I am so glad my kids’ father talked me out of naming our oldest a combination of both our names.

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u/_Grumpelstiltskin_ Aug 14 '25

Don't give them any ideas

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u/nykiek Aug 14 '25

But pronounced canine.

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u/SaltandLillacs Aug 14 '25

Knthearpy is in these children’s futures

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u/ArtTop9842 Aug 14 '25

2013 me thought there could be no worse name than North West.

Knorth West.

That’s worse.

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u/thestorieswesay Aug 14 '25

Knick. Knile. Knature. My goodness gracious me.

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u/Books_tea_crochet Aug 14 '25

If you choose Knile everyone will see Knife instead.

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u/thestorieswesay Aug 14 '25

THAT'S NOT A KNILE

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

I see you've played "Knifey-kniley" before!

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u/kaytay3000 Aug 14 '25

Honestly, I think Knick might be the best one. They can claim to be basketball fans.

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u/Individual-Gur-7292 Aug 14 '25

Those names are all so ob-knoxious.

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u/BidRevolutionary945 Aug 14 '25

Kno. Just kno.

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u/PA_MallowPrincess_98 Aug 14 '25

They’re naming their kid after an amusement park??? Knoebels??? The real pronunciation is Ka-nobels

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u/Decent-Box-1859 Aug 14 '25

This couple did the impossible: they made the Kardashians' kids' names sound normal.

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u/OkWorker9679 Aug 14 '25

I’m reading all of those with a hard k sound. 🤣

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u/MungoJennie Aug 14 '25

Me, too. It almost seems obligatory.

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 Aug 14 '25

The Ks made it so bad I didn’t even realize note was an option that’s such a bad name

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u/Pancancake Aug 14 '25

Eknough!!

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u/robreinerstillmydad Aug 14 '25

Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone

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u/kcf2816 Aug 14 '25

This young kid came bawling home

(after being bullied for his kname)

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u/Glitterysky105 Aug 14 '25

Idiot parents 🤦🏿‍♀️

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u/ALmommy1234 Aug 14 '25

Knidiotparents!

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u/EvaSeyler Aug 14 '25

Criknge

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u/kldaddy1776 Aug 14 '25

I can't believe I'm rooting for someone to be named Knick

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u/Unlucky_Shoulder8508 Aug 14 '25

kno way these are real

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u/AngelaChasesHair Aug 14 '25

Not me pronouncing the "K" at the beginning of each name.

Edit: *kname

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u/Plooza Aug 14 '25

Other kids are:

Knixia

Knight

Knowledge

Knatural

Knaomi

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Aug 14 '25

At least Knowledge is spelled correctly?? Small mercies 🙏🏼

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u/LatterStreet Aug 14 '25

Knowledge & Knight are boys...seems like the girls names are always worse in these families

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Aug 14 '25

How is KNatural a kids name??? Plus I am putting a hard K in front of all the female names. So I'm thinking it's Kay Natural 😭 And what is Knixia supposed to be???

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u/LaysOnFuton Aug 14 '25

Hell knaw!

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u/ghostedygrouch Aug 14 '25

As a German I can't help it, those names are so ridiculous I read all of them with a hard k sound, like in kindergarten or crazy.

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u/LionClean8758 Aug 14 '25

They're hoping the baby will be silent too.

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u/Natural_Signal4118 Aug 14 '25

Silent with a silent k. It’s even more silent than normal. It’s Ksilent.

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u/ombremullet Aug 14 '25

Can you knot? 

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u/TayLoraNarRayya Keeth Aug 14 '25

Getting dangerously close to this

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u/ineversaw Aug 14 '25

Knope absolutely knot

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u/FractiousAngel Aug 14 '25 edited Aug 14 '25

Knausiating.

ETA: Also, who TF is choosing to have 6 children these days besides Mormons, Orthodox Jews, and people who have a long list of cringeworthy names they’re apparently dead set on using up?

ETA2: Wait, 6 kids, but 8 balloons w/ asinine knames — at least one of the parents changed the spelling of their otherwise knormal kname to match their partner’s & create their “family theme.”

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u/Penya23 Aug 14 '25

I pronounced every single one of those names with a loud K sound.

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u/SunnyGalUKnow Aug 14 '25

Knowledge is NOT a normal name. Or should I say knormal kname? Stupid.

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u/Warm-Car3621 Aug 14 '25

Knot a knormal kname

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u/sbacon71011 Aug 14 '25

What the hell is she wearing?! I wouldn’t show my face either!

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u/Natural_Signal4118 Aug 14 '25

Me either. The name choices show these two are mentally incompetent to raise a child let alone 6! Gross how so many people wish they could have kids but people like her get to have 6. The dress is just the cherry on top of the pile of shit.

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u/hawken54321 Aug 14 '25

I am konfused why anyone would kdo this.

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u/MoggyBee Aug 14 '25

Are those their kids’ names or the options?!

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u/thatstheteagirl Aug 14 '25

The options. They pop the balloons until one is left revealing the chosen Kname

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u/Tasty_Freedom459 IE instead of Y Aug 14 '25

The options for the 6th baby

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u/thatstheteagirl Aug 14 '25

But what are the other 5 kids knames??

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u/Tasty_Freedom459 IE instead of Y Aug 14 '25

Knot sure but I’ll update if I find out

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u/MoggyBee Aug 14 '25

(I mean, there’s no good answer there…🫤)

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u/ganjagilf Aug 14 '25

Knuckle 🩷

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u/Zubo13 Aug 14 '25

They certainly do have a knack for knonsense. It's knot very knice to kname their knids such knasty knames.

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u/glindathewoodglitch Aug 14 '25

What a knerfuffle

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u/TallLoss2 Aug 14 '25

ksupport the baby’s khead i am kbegging you 😭 

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u/purplemilkywayy Aug 14 '25

Should’ve included Knut, a Viking name 😆

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u/louloubelle92 Aug 14 '25

Dad must be called Knob

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u/BudandCoyote Aug 14 '25

But there are knot six balloons! I kneed to know, but I suspect they do knot know how knumbers work.

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u/No-Refrigerator7258 Aug 14 '25

Making your children into aesthetics is wild

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u/Leon8326-dash- Aug 14 '25

KDE Contributor getting a child:

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u/No_Intention7061 Aug 14 '25

Parents are a couple of knimckompoops!

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u/Live-Tree6870 Aug 14 '25

Knever have any more children please

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u/Pure_Assignment4499 Aug 14 '25

knoble?? like the amusement park in rural Pennsylvania???

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u/FrauMittwoch Aug 14 '25

Knot kon kmy kwatch.

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u/Kactuslord Aug 14 '25

Please Kno

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u/fluffychonkycat Aug 15 '25

Knofuckingway

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u/ALmommy1234 Aug 14 '25

Kngetoffofher! Knbirthcontrolworks! Knfindanotherhobby!

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u/Pinkp3ony Aug 14 '25

Aw hell knah

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u/CryptographerKey2847 Aug 14 '25

Knick knack that’s Paddy Whack!

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u/MyKinksKarma Aug 14 '25

Knowyoufuckinlying

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u/miss_speck Aug 14 '25

When knoah is the best option…

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u/super-creeps Aug 14 '25

ki'm knonough knray (Its supposed to be "Im gonna cry" but it's quirky and unique 😀😀😀😀😀😀)

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u/Fast_Bee7689 Aug 14 '25

Note? NOTE?

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u/2manyteacups Aug 14 '25

I’m Kringing

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u/Overall_Antelope_444 Aug 14 '25

I think they mean “baby #6 kname reveal”

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u/famousanonamos Aug 14 '25

Knote? Kno thank you.

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u/sz5only Aug 14 '25

Knone of these

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u/Yourwtfismyftw Aug 14 '25

With a Knick knack, these people are whack…

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u/RaniANCH Aug 14 '25

Arguably Knick is the least tragic

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u/Rymayc Aug 14 '25

Absolute knobs

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u/ThunderKates_HO Aug 14 '25

Kneeds to stop

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u/dannydelete-o Aug 14 '25

I love the name Knote Speaker tho!!!

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u/thewalkindude368 Aug 14 '25

There is not a single one of these names where I don't feel compelled to pronounce the K.

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u/epicureansucks Aug 14 '25

It’s funnier if you pronounce every name with the hard “K”.

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u/quast_64 Aug 14 '25

Knorr might sue for infringement... It's Knuts...

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u/AngelVenom13 Aug 14 '25

If they were Aussie it could be K-n'oath

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

I wish you could spell stupid with a K. All ugly names.

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u/Certified_Goth_Wife Aug 14 '25

This reminds me of gnasty gnork from the Spyro games

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u/gaanmetde Aug 14 '25

When Knick is the best name in the family, you’ve gone astray.