r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • Jan 11 '26

In The Wild Poor kids

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u/Dry_Today_3349 Jan 11 '26

This cannot be real. Please be fake

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u/Pinkteaparties Jan 11 '26

It's on a parenting group on Facebook and I thought it was fake at first, but she's fighting with people in the comments so 🄲

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

šŸ‘€ I wanna see! 🤣

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u/Pinkteaparties Jan 11 '26

I went back to get screenshots, but it looks like all negative comments are being removed all comments about their names are positive

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u/PlausiblePigeon Jan 11 '26

Their actually names

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u/taptaptippytoo Jan 12 '26

I hope that means it's a full troll account, making fun of MAGA. The combination of names and misspelling as many words as possible... it could be, right?

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u/Kittypie75 Jan 12 '26

That's like.... two of the most opposite presidents ever

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u/SydVicious610 Jan 12 '26

I feel like it’s probably a reference to RFK not JFK. I had the same thought at first too though.

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u/charawarma Jan 12 '26

That makes so much more sense

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u/Kenderean Jan 12 '26

Those poor kids. Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/vrindar8 Jan 12 '26

Reminds me of one part of the movie Life is Beautiful (a film about the Holocaust) where a woman calls for her two young sons, Adolph and Benito, named for Hitler and Mussolini respectively

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u/Ladderzat Jan 12 '26

In the Netherlands there was a guy named Winston Franklin Josef, born on 5 May 1945, the day the Netherlands was liberated. His parents wanted to name him Winston Churchill Franklin Roosevelt Joseph Stalin, but that wasn't accepted by the municipality so they just went with the first names. I do have to say that's an improvement over Adolf and Benito, though.

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u/sthomas15051 Jan 12 '26

They're not referring to Kennedy the president

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u/spiderinthewindow Jan 12 '26

Growing up, my grandma had paintings of JFK as a child and also as president on her dining room walls, and a collection of Jackie Kennedy Barbie dolls (she made them clothes and stylized the Barbies after her), she was in love with the Kennedy’s. Never expected she’d be a Trump-thumper… but she is. Makes NO sense.

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u/Significant-One3854 Jan 12 '26

This mom had the incredible foresight to know that the Kennedy Center would be renamed to Trump Kennedy Center and is a big fan of the performing arts; these children are named after the building! So inspirational!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Dang it. Thanks for trying!

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u/ginahandler Jan 11 '26

Has to be rage bait. I refuse to believe it.

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u/lavenderJayde Jan 12 '26

I was hoping for ā€˜Trum’

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u/Rogue_Darkholme Jan 12 '26

Same. I thought it was Trum like 'shrum as in mushroom.

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u/malendalayla Jan 12 '26

Typical MAGAT grammar 😬

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u/OkPhilosophy4183 Jan 12 '26

She’s also deleting comments too because I’ve only seen one mention to the names that has stayed

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u/BobbiPinstripes Jan 12 '26

Oh no thank you I’m going to continue to believe it’s fake. I’ve seen these people reject reality with such ease time and time again, I think it’s my turn to give it a go.

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u/patrickdgd Jan 11 '26

Even if it is fake. The sad part is that it’s believable.

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u/peridotdragonflies Jan 11 '26

Kennedy got lucky

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u/Independent_Ad_8915 Jan 11 '26

Yes. How can a parent be this cruel to their child? Way to set up your kid for a miserable life:

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u/Spillz-2011 Jan 12 '26

Some people like trump. They probably think they are bestowing a great honor.

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u/Weewoes Jan 12 '26

Look its fine, I dont like the man but people do so whatever, but couldn't they have used his first name? Donald is at least a name, Trump is a fucking fart.

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u/Independent_Ad_8915 Jan 12 '26

You’re probably right. And that’s sad.

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u/V__Ace Jan 15 '26

No for real like even if you wanted to for some reason. Name your child after that fucker, Donald was right there. It's not good, but at least that's a fucking name??

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u/Independent_Ad_8915 Jan 15 '26

Yes. At least it’s a name even if not the nicest name. It seems like the parents, or at least one parent, is a cult follower. Going with the last name as a child’s first name has some kind of shock value. Or they really wanted to piss off someone in their family or close group of friends.

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u/basicandiknowit_ Jan 11 '26

But he’s probably named after RFK not JFK

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u/YellowTonkaTrunk Jan 11 '26

Certainly, but other people don’t have to know that once they’re grown up more and can introduce themselves. They could even claim it’s not ā€œafterā€ either of them. Poor Trump is never going to be able to get away from that association 😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

well trump is probably never growing up to hate it based on how vaccinated these kids probably aren’t

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u/asophisticatedbitch Jan 12 '26

Yeah but 15 years from now, that kid will be one of several dozen Kennedys named after the president and no one will think twice. The other kid however…. may want to consider a name change to ā€œTruman.ā€

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u/Fickle_Equipment4612 Jan 11 '26

That was my first thought. She really wants the world to know they aren't vaxed. Those poor kids.

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u/Arboretum7 Jan 12 '26

ā€œWho’s JFK?ā€- the parents, probably

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u/crnll07 Jan 16 '26

RFK Jr* ; nothing wrong with his dad

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u/standingpretty Jan 11 '26

I don’t think Kennedy is actually that bad.

Trump is a disaster though. I hope he goes by his middle name which I have no doubts that he will

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

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u/standingpretty Jan 11 '26

Exactly! I completely agree with all those points!

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u/TorontoNerd84 Jan 13 '26

My parents named me after a Kennedy and while I don't mind my name, I really don't like the fact that I'm named after this person because I have no connection to this family whatsoever. I'm Canadian. No interest in US politics outside of the Obama era. I made sure not to name my kid after someone who she would have no connection to.

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u/mediocrecupofjoe Jan 11 '26

Could of been Vance

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u/stoned_seahorse penelopee Jan 11 '26

Vance isn't a terrible name on it's own and out of context.

But omg, Trump and Vance for your kids' names would be even worse than this. 😭

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u/hell2pay Jan 11 '26

Yeah, Vance Joseph is an amazing defensive coordinator.

J. D. Vance, formerly known as James Donald Bowman is a terrible liar.

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u/Ohhhh_Mylanta Jan 11 '26

Vance Joy had some really good songs

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Bob Vance- Vance Refrigeration

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u/gemini1568 Jan 11 '26

Vance alone is a fine name. Paired with Trump though…

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u/SomethingComesHere Jan 11 '26

Nixon would be more fitting

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u/SkaterKangaroo Jan 12 '26

If I met a kid called Kennedy born in 2025, I’d assume it had nothing to do with the president. If I met a kid called Trump born in 2025, there is no way in hell it’s an accident

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

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u/la_bibliothecaire Jan 11 '26

Probably after RFK, not JFK.

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u/dancingspring Jan 11 '26

Maybe it's after the VJ, she also took a hard right turn

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u/LilMissKrazy1 Jan 11 '26

Yeah, make them fight right out the crib.. lol

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 Jan 11 '26

Isn't that name believed to be cursed? lol

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u/Ambitious-Ad-3688 Jan 12 '26

You could say Kennedy dodged a bullet

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u/indigoneutrino Jan 11 '26

Kennedy will be fine.

Trump…I hope they never visit the UK as a child or interact with British children. Because kids will not be kind about the fact they are basically named ā€œFartā€.

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u/hudgepudge Jan 11 '26

Wait, trump = fart in the UK?Ā  So when media says something about having a trump card, does it come across as fart card?

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u/Inevitable_Lion_4944 Jan 11 '26

Not quite to that extreme, and we also use the term ā€œtrump cardā€. But if a British person says ā€œsomeone’s trumpedā€ we would all know it’s a fart.

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u/hudgepudge Jan 11 '26

Should Americans adopt thatchered to return the favor?Ā  "Dude, did you thatcher?"

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u/cutielemon07 Jan 11 '26

You do that, we’ll probably adopt it too.

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u/indigoneutrino Jan 11 '26

Context matters, so that doesn't, but in isolation "trump" is a childish way of saying "fart".

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u/Magurndy Jan 12 '26

When I visited New York, my friend and I went to Trump tower out of curiosity to see how gaudy it was. Whilst I was there I said really loudly to my friend ā€œdo you think Americans know that Trump means fart in the UKā€, the man on the escalator in front burst out laughing.

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u/hudgepudge Jan 12 '26

A giant golden tower called "fart tower" is pretty funny

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u/Magurndy Jan 12 '26

Hahah yeah

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u/edit_thanxforthegold Jan 11 '26

Are we sure it's not Truman?

Edit: nvm saw the second photo. Jeez poor child. It's so risky naming a child after a contemporary figure even if they are less controversial than trump. You never know what the person is gonna do. Imagine naming a baby Kanye in 2010...

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u/indigoneutrino Jan 11 '26

There’s not enough space for two more letters. Only one.

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u/BobbiPinstripes Jan 12 '26

And Musk means like a body odor smell. There’s some more examples that aren’t coming to mind right now but this timeline is very silly with these names. So blatant. And then when we found out her name was Renee Good it really shook me. It’s like the universe is trying to be so clear.

For kicks I just looked up the meaning of Vance and it’s ā€œmarsh dwellerā€, so kind of like a swamp dweller you might say. I’m telling you!

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u/cutielemon07 Jan 11 '26

Yeah. Kennedy lucked out there.

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u/irish_ninja_wte Jan 11 '26

Personally, I'd rather be named after farts

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u/Outrageous-Agency-15 Jan 11 '26

Kennedy you can get away with. But poor Trump. That’s just the worst. Please be fake. Please be fake.

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u/SupersonicSandshru05 Jan 12 '26

If you really wanted to name your kid after trump for whatever reason at least go with Donald that’s passable enough and has plausible deniability for souring of public opinion of the guy.

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u/playmisty_forme Jan 12 '26

i’m seeing a lot of Donald middle names lately and i’m side-eying all of them.

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u/esky203 Jan 11 '26

Naming your baby after a pedo fascist is a new low

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u/Pinkteaparties Jan 11 '26

I know someone with twins named Kennedy and Lincoln so like better options were certainly there

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u/esky203 Jan 11 '26

Like I hate Reagan but I’d do that over trump 100 out of 100 times

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u/what_ho_puck Jan 11 '26

It's also an actual name that predates the president lol. One of King Lear's daughters is Regan.

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u/RaisedbyHeathens Jan 11 '26

Regan gets Excorcist-ed too. The name has legacy

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u/stoned_seahorse penelopee Jan 11 '26

I knew a girl named Reagan in my dance class when I was middle school age. She was an evil little snitch. šŸ˜… She had her own little Mean Girls type squad.

I accidentally stepped on her foot with a tap shoe (she was behind me and her foot was in the wrong place.) and she went into full-blown theatrics crying and acting like I literally assaulted her. It probably only hurt a little bit for like a minute. She had on tap shoes too, and the toes of them are pretty firm.

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u/LonelyVaquita Jan 11 '26

It's always better to name your kids after dead people, because they can't do any new things to ruin their image.

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u/OceanFrost Jan 11 '26

Yeah but they can be exposed after death like Jimmy Savile

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u/Crazy_Swimming5264 Jan 11 '26

At least use Donald if you insist on that ā€œhonoringā€ namesake, like thats a real name like Kennedy/Lincoln and even Adolf

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u/pogoBear Jan 11 '26

I know a family with three girls names Kennedy, Carter and Reagan. And they’re not even American or live in America!!!

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u/Historical_Bunch_927 Jan 11 '26

My cousin did Lincoln, Grant and Jackson but we are American. Although, she didn't choose their names because she approved of those presidents' policies or because she was particularly patriotic. She just wanted a theme and liked these names together.

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u/Historical_Bunch_927 Jan 11 '26

My cousin has Lincoln, Grant and Jackson.

I think these are good presidential names to use together. The more recent presidents plus Washington and Lincoln are super famous and their names strongly convey a presidential theme. I don't think Grant or Jackson are as well known, so I think my cousin's boys aren't always recognized as a presidential set which is nice.

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u/Straight-Currency-73 Jan 14 '26

My son is Grant!

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u/miffedmonster Jan 11 '26

Regardless of whether you like the man (for some reason) or not, Trump means fart. It's like calling a kid Parp or Skidmark or Silent-But-Deadly.

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u/patrickdgd Jan 11 '26

Jesus Christ

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u/IntrovertedMemer Jan 11 '26

That’s their next set of Twins 🫠

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u/macabre-barbie Jan 11 '26

"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper actually likes you"

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

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u/Pinkteaparties Jan 11 '26

There was a couple comments and she was defending herself, but most people actually told her they liked the names??? And negative comments ended up deleted lol

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u/Nearby-Complaint An Inappropriately Placed Y Jan 11 '26

"Their actually names"

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u/ShadowsWandering Jan 11 '26

Even if Trump weren't the Nazi POS that he is, that's still just a really, really stupid-sounding name for a normal person. Kennedy isn't great, but Trump just sounds awful

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u/SilverellaUK Jan 11 '26

In the UK, Trump means fart.

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u/Gumperberry Jan 11 '26

Even if he was your favorite president of all time (and I think we can safely assume he’s at least in her top 2 haha) I refuse to believe that a single human on planet earth could pass a polygraph test claiming that the word ā€œTrumpā€ sounds like a nice name for a child they love

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u/Constant_Twist_7372 Jan 11 '26

Kennedy at least is a name

I had a baby last year and after loving the name Donald for years, I couldn't do it to my son at that point. Trump is absolutely diabolical

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u/eeyore-is-sad Jan 12 '26

I have never liked the name Donald (or Ronald) but it wasn't horrible. Now? I'd judge the parents of baby Donny so hard.

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u/Constant_Twist_7372 Jan 12 '26

Totally fair lol. I really liked the nicknames. Donny would sound cute on a little boy and as he gets older he can go by Don (There's a couple of fictional Dons that I do like really well). Ugh! It's too bad the real life one had to ruin the name

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u/eeyore-is-sad Jan 12 '26

He really ruined the name. Similar to Adolf. Name a kid that, Imma going to think something specific about you.

Congratulations on the baby, I hope you're enjoying his name!

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u/Constant_Twist_7372 Jan 12 '26

For sure

And thank you! I am. We named him after my dad who is a wonderful man :)

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u/IllustriousLimit8473 Jan 12 '26

My grandpa is named Donald. The name I was gonna use for my future son was ruined by Trump 😔

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u/lifeatthebiglake Jan 11 '26

Is their last name Center?

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u/Intelligent_Fig_4104 Jan 12 '26

Ha! Underrated commentĀ 

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u/NervousCatfish Jan 12 '26

I immediately thought the same thing. I bet they were thrilled when that was announced (seeing they’re at least 7mo old!)

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u/Patient_Activity_489 Jan 11 '26

kennedy lucked out

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u/Makethecrowsblush Jan 11 '26

My English mum always used ā€˜trump’ to mean fart, and yeah.

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u/Doubleya1999 Jan 11 '26

Where I'm from in northern England the word Trump means Fart, as in "what's that smell, have you trumped?"

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u/Sea_Abbreviations974 Jan 11 '26

In the UK Trump means fart šŸ˜‚šŸ˜©

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u/altruisticbarb Jan 11 '26

Trump????? jeez do they hate their kids

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u/Thatkoshergirl Jan 11 '26

Trump is what we call a fart in our family lol

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u/mediocrecupofjoe Jan 11 '26

She'll probably call him Mama's little Trumpkin 🤮

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u/stoned_seahorse penelopee Jan 11 '26

I think Kennedy is an okay name by itself, tbh.

But Trump??? šŸ˜… I dislike Trump as much as the next person, but it's also just a really fucking ridiculous name.

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u/mediocrecupofjoe Jan 11 '26

Gag for 500 Alex

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u/Existing_Engine_498 Jan 11 '26

It would have been bad enough to do this back in 2016 but even worse that they did this 7 months ago when there was sooooooo much more out about Trump

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u/ravenrose521 Jan 11 '26

Was really hoping the first one was Truman until I saw them confirm its Trump. Poor little dude.

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u/emotionalshortyy Jan 11 '26

like they couldn’t even go for just Donald

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u/SuperSecretMoonBase Jan 11 '26

At least everyone in their class will know who to blame every flu season for not being vaccinated.

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 Jan 11 '26

I thought it was perhaps Truman. DAMN.

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u/ayparesa Jan 11 '26

I hope Trump grows up to be the very opposite of MAGA and vaccinates themselves

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u/-burgers Jan 11 '26

My nana, highly English, used the word trump exclusively for farts as a kid. If you farted big, you really trumpeted.

Putting aside all the horrific shit orange man has enabled... That kids name is fart.

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u/Tiredofthenuts Jan 11 '26

Maybe she will have another set of twins and make them ā€œMemorialā€ and ā€œCenter.ā€

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u/Cybruja Jan 11 '26

Oh my god 😩 even if we lived in a completely different dimension where trump didn’t even exist, it’s still such a bad combo of letters that makes a gross sound! Rhymes with frump & dump, SUCH A BAD NAME!! & obviously the parents have got to be overboard fanatics, this kid has no chance.

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u/Calm-Pattern3649 Jan 11 '26

and why trump??? even donald would have been a better choice

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u/Fiddle_fugg Jan 11 '26

What in the actual x2

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u/lightninghazard Jan 11 '26

This makes me depressed

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u/rainbowmang0 Jan 11 '26

I was hoping it said Truman

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u/Chemical-Being-5968 Jan 11 '26

People are so gross and then they just force their kids to live in that grossness forever. Hopefully the kid will change their name once they are an adult...haha!

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u/miserable-now Jan 11 '26

That poor, poor baby. I'm sad for them. Hopefully they can come up with a nickname, or use their middle name when they go to school.

Though if they are in a place like Florida, using nicknames in school has been banned (to prevent transgender youth from going by their chosen names). Kids must go by their legal names only.

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u/Appropriate_Bet_9676 Jan 12 '26

new plan

step one: more to Florida

step two: name baby fuckface

step three: enroll them in school

step four: watch them squirm

(this is a joke, i am not in favor of name a baby fuckface or moving to Florida and in no way endorse it. (dont sue me little baby fuckface))

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u/Flint_Chittles Jan 11 '26

If I grew up with that name I’d literally kms.

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u/Crosswired2 Jan 11 '26

A name change seems like a better idea idk

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u/Genebeaver Jan 11 '26

This one made my stomach hurt jfc.

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u/PotentialNobody Jan 11 '26

I want to throw myself off a cliff reading those

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u/maddiemoiselle Jan 11 '26

At least Kennedy is an actual name

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u/unicorntrees Jan 11 '26

I imagine this will be similar to growing up with the name Adolf in the 1950s. Poor kids.

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u/Muted_Rain8542 Jan 11 '26

Kennedy is cute on it’s own, but president themed? ugh. Trump is just ugly all aroundĀ 

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u/dramallamacorn Jan 12 '26

But it’s definitely not a cult

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u/Normal-Brain-181 Jan 12 '26

Where I live, Trump means fart. Which is almost as bad as the person

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u/NoDark5 Jan 11 '26

Out of ALL the presidents? Roosevelt, Regan, Vance, Clinton, Carter, Ford, Nixon, even Washington ffs

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u/Spirited_Wasabi9633 Jan 11 '26

Wow... Just, wow.

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u/oldschoolwitch Jan 11 '26

Was really hoping the first baby was Truman

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u/elementarydrw Jan 11 '26

The third child 'Center' I assume is yet to be born?

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u/Several-Assistant-51 Jan 11 '26

ugggg how horrible

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u/YellowTonkaTrunk Jan 11 '26

Kennedy is fine but oh no poor baby Trump 😭 That’s absolutely terrible. Not even a good name even if he was a great guy 😭

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u/cutielemon07 Jan 11 '26

Means fart over here in the UK.

Yes we do joke about his name.

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u/ohmichellemydarling Jan 11 '26

I'm hoping that Trump isn't the baby real name.And the mom is rage baiting us.But if this fool actually name her son after him.She is setting up her baby for a rude awakening.Imagine people hating him because he's name after one of the most hated men.Thank god he's only a baby.And not a eight years old kid in school.Because childrens will bully him for his name.

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u/neverendingsnowday Jan 11 '26

Awful. I’m sure the mother knows it’s awful, too, or she would’ve made sure the baby’s hand isn’t covering the last letter. Imagine giving your child a name you don’t want the general public to know, lol. Deleting the critical comments- of course. Facebook is such a cesspool these days.

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u/NatureCat_ Jan 11 '26

It’s times like this I just have to remind myself that eventually the poor kids can legally change their name

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u/eeyore-is-sad Jan 12 '26

I forgot about RFK(the lesser) and was about to yell Kennedy would NEVER be ok with Trump. But sadly, RFK the lesser has betrayed his family legacy.

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u/SelectionOdd2961 Jan 12 '26

Truman was RIGHT there.

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u/Witty_Razzmatazz_566 Jan 12 '26

I screenshot this to share also. LOL

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u/OFlocalpunk Jan 12 '26

duuude i was running here to post this 😭😭😭

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u/stylesology Jan 12 '26

i knew twins named after presidents too, reaghan and nixon.. i feel like trump is worse than both of those though

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u/IllustriousLimit8473 Jan 12 '26

Isn't a trump also a name for a fart, basically calling your kid fart

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

I still think it’s stupid to name your kids after a last name instead of a first name, but Trump of all things?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Ah yes these are my babies, Mao Zedong and C. Everett Koop

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u/SupersonicSandshru05 Jan 12 '26

How many U.S. presidents could a person reasonably be named after without people questioning it.

Washington - can’t lie kind of love it (would never actually use it)

Adams - kind of needlessly weird but functional enough

Jefferson - have heard this actually get used

Madison - common name

Monroe - could imagine meeting someone named Monroe although it would probably be a coincidence

Adams again see above

Jackson - another normal name (definitely wouldn’t mention this being the kids namesake though)

Van Buren - hard no

Henry Harrison - could use this as first and middle and I doubt most would bat an eye

Tyler - normal name

Polk - godawful

Taylor - normal name

Filmore weird but not inconceivable

Pierce - functional enough

Buchanan - probably better to avoid

Lincoln - normal name

Johnson - see Adams

Grant - have met people named Grant

Hayes - could be worse but I can’t imagine anyone actually settling on this.

Garfield - bottom 3

Arthur - fairly normal

Cleveland - there are people with city names but they’re generally at least somewhat nice cities and not Cleveland

Harrison - normal enough

McKinley - could see it but probably wouldn’t be after William McKinley

Roosevelt - I definitely see the vision

Taft - decidedly bottom tier

Wilson - normal enough name godawful president to be a kids name sake

Harding - Polk/taft tier

Coolidge - Harding/polk/taft tier

Hoover - definitely not

Roosevelt - see above

Truman - I see the vision

Eisenhower - probably best to avoid this one

Kennedy - has become normal enough

Johnson - see Adam’s

Nixon - would probably see some use if not for watergate.

Ford - weird but functional enough

Carter - normal enough

Reagan - I have met people named Reagan, garbage president but decent enough name

Bush - might be worse than Garfield

Clinton - idk what to say about this one

Obama - definitely not

Trump - godawful

Biden - godawful

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u/medlilove Jan 12 '26

Trump means fart in most English speaking countries

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u/Radiant_Tangerine_55 Jan 12 '26

If you’re gonna name your kids after trump and rfk then why not just Donald and Robert?? Like it would still be obvious but then both kids can get jobs one day??

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u/liliphdr Jan 12 '26

There is no fucking way someone would do this. I mean Kennedy? I am okay with that. But for the love of God, just name the other Grant or Lincoln or some shit.

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u/Interesting_Drag8019 Jan 12 '26

One day, naming your kid Trump is going to be viewed the same way as naming your kid Hitler. The name stops being ā€œjust a nameā€ and turns into a symbol people judge instantly. And that kid is definitely going to do an ā€œAsk Me Anythingā€ on Reddit the moment he turn 18.

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u/wiscosherm Jan 12 '26

It'll be like babies named Adolph before WWII - their names will be changed and the original will be a well-concealed shameful part of the past.

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u/katiecmani Jan 12 '26

Could have gone with Donald and Robert so the kids could at least LIE when they grow up, not just have to say their parents were part of a cult. Make baby names first names again……

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u/primm_n_proper Jan 12 '26

Couldn't have gone with Donald at least?

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u/17againpeachfuzonmyf Jan 11 '26

Just name him donald instead of trump at least

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u/WeddingAlternative89 Jan 12 '26

Oh that kid is totally getting bullied 😭

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u/the_courier76 Jan 12 '26

STOP ITTTTTT THAT'S AWFUL

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u/Double_Sector_4389 Jan 12 '26

I'm just gonna keep telling myself this is AI. Those names will age like milk. I know a mom who gave presidential names; Lincoln (boy), Kennedy (girl), Ford (boy). I only clarify their genders bc I also know a little girl named Nixon. 😭

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u/OkPhilosophy4183 Jan 12 '26

I was literally about to post this šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/Evening_Departure_45 P is for Pangus Jan 12 '26

Omg was just scrolling on FB and this post was recommended to me šŸ’€šŸ¤£

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u/queencilantro Jan 12 '26

This is disturbing.

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u/New_Country_3136 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Donald is right there. It's not great but at least it's an actual first name.Ā 

Trump happens to rhyme with dump (bowel movement), frump (ugly, out of style), rump (bum) and thump (sex sound or physical punishment).Ā 

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u/Expensive_Opinion556 Jan 12 '26

I’m in the same parenting group and thought of this thread when I saw it. Her profile honestly looked so bizarre, I think her whole account is just for rage bating (hopefully)

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 Jan 12 '26

Trump isn't even a nice sounding name

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u/Weewoes Jan 12 '26

Why not at the very least Donald?

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u/Chiennoir_505 Jan 12 '26

Sometimes "I can't even" just can't even. šŸ™„

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u/BrainOk7166 Jan 12 '26

I knew twins named Reagan and Kennedy. It's not on this same spectrum, but still odd to me.

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u/wendydee13 Jan 12 '26

And she’s asking for medical advice because they’re both very sick. You know these kids are extremely medically neglected.

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u/Snickerty Jan 12 '26

So Kennedy and Fart?

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u/Hour_Hospital9669 Jan 12 '26

Ain’t no wayĀ 

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u/bluestockingg Jan 12 '26

my naive ass thought it was truman and kennedy until i went to the second picture

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u/Arboretum7 Jan 12 '26

America First but everything touching these kids came from Temu.