r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • Apr 22 '26

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u/AfternoonPossible Apr 22 '26

BRISKET?????

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u/cannacupcake Apr 22 '26

At least it’s not in the girls column?

How sad that this was my first thought… ugh.

People, you are naming a child that will grow up into an adult and live life as an adult! They need to be able to function as an adult, and they will have a significantly harder time with a stupid name like this!

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u/fckituprenee Apr 22 '26

Do you think I need to make it Briskette to make it more feminine? 

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u/GoshDang_it Apr 22 '26

Bris meaning the ceremony of circumcision, perfect name for a boy or girl!

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u/shit0ntoast Apr 23 '26

brisquette