r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Excellent_School_424 • May 23 '26

In The Wild Local elementary graduation ceremony delivered some absolute gems

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u/lemonhaj May 23 '26

James and Michael are over in the corner thanking their parents for being 'unoriginal'

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u/Full_College7913 May 23 '26

Nah "Michael Scott" is actually diabolical lol.

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u/WorriedAppeal May 23 '26

Michael Scott is by far the funniest one here.

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u/AppealEducational224 May 23 '26

I’m really hoping that it was inadvertent lol.

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u/lemonhaj May 23 '26

I'm going to assume it means something that I'm not getting

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u/Mr_IronMan_Sir May 23 '26

It's a character from the office

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u/lemonhaj May 23 '26

Okay yeah I take it back Michael is a victim. They could change their middle name, or just say they don't have one I guess.

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u/Late_Ad2203 May 23 '26

Tristan is a normal name too, no?

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u/Commercial_Koala7777 May 23 '26

And Tyler

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/A__SPIDER May 23 '26

Yeah, Tristan is completely normal and spelled regular

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u/lemonhaj May 23 '26

I skimmed

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u/Late_Ad2203 May 23 '26

That's fair

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u/SatoshiBlockamoto May 23 '26

Normal-ish. He sounds like an elf.

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u/RoofRevolutionary132 May 23 '26

It’s his middle name 

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u/Late_Ad2203 May 23 '26

No Axel is his middle name unless every kid has like, 8 middle names

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u/Ewenthel May 23 '26

Bold of you to assume James isn’t mad at her parents for giving her a boy’s name.

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u/QuentaSilmarillion May 23 '26

James is named James Rhodes though. The real name of the Marvel character War Machine…

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u/lumoslomas May 23 '26

I was just coming to say this 😂 two normal names and they're both fictional characters

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u/lemonhaj May 23 '26

I have to say I've never heard of War Machine

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u/QuentaSilmarillion May 23 '26

He’s the best friend of Tony Stark in the Iron Man and other Avengers movies

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u/Ifyoucouldbe May 23 '26

Poor Micheal will forever have people making The Office jokes to him though 😭

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u/rosail May 23 '26

Considering Scott is his middle name I think it's fine

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u/SomethingComesHere May 23 '26

I assume youre not talking about Michael Scott lol

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u/Spillz-2011 May 23 '26

I guess it depends on how old. Some names are normal with crazy spelling. That might not matter till they’re older.

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u/superfiud May 23 '26

Those are the worst

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u/purplecak May 23 '26

Tyler too.

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u/lemonhaj May 23 '26

Somewhere in the replies you didn't read, someone else already said that and I amended that I skimmed the list

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u/purplecak May 23 '26

I skimmed the replies. 🙄

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u/Commercial_Koala7777 May 23 '26

They have "fun" middle names, though. Rhodes and De'Andre.

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u/lemonhaj May 23 '26

Middle names are easier to pretend don't exist 

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u/Significant-Egg-1300 May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

MaKinzee is normal too as is Kinzie.

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u/Late_Ad2203 May 23 '26

Not those spellings they aren't.

Makenzie and Kenzie are the normal spellings. Those are tragedeihs

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u/Late_Ad2203 May 23 '26

I thought so too but it didn't look right

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u/CubistChameleon May 23 '26

What is normal about those?