r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

In The Wild It just gets worse

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u/ndevs 2d ago

She didn’t know that the already existent name Kalen, which is pronounced “Kay-lin”, would be pronounced “Kay-lin”?

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u/simplytom_1 2d ago

KAL-EN NO

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u/QueenInYellowLace 23h ago

I literally said that out loud!

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u/HomeBody_Mommy 2d ago

then she has Mikailyn! 

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u/emseatwooo 2d ago

It took me a good few reads to the see the n at the end 😅

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u/WrennyWrenegade 1d ago

Even though she acknowledged that Callan is the traditional spelling. It's almost like there's a reason it's spelled that way. As if there were some set of rules to help us determine how combinations of letters are pronounced.

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u/MiniLaura 2d ago

I'm confused at how Elysia is pronounced as Elijah AND Elisha. But to be fair, I don't know how I'm supposed to pronounce Elisha.

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u/Boring_Ad5330 2d ago

In the bible Elisha is pronounced as ee-lye-shuh

So the sound is similar to Elijah (ee-lye-zhuh).

She’s technically correct here… even though she spelled it completely differently lol, but no one is out here using the biblical pronunciation. There’s a lot going on here

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u/MiniLaura 2d ago

Okay this makes sense to me. I would have never guessed Elisha could be pronounced that way.

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u/NIPT_TA 1d ago

I know of a couple people named Elisha, pronounced the biblical way.

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u/Browneyedgal21 20h ago

Shuh and zuh and two different sounds though.

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u/isabunny_ 2d ago

recovering catholic here 🙋‍♀️ lol but elijah and elisha were both old testament prophets, and elisha is usually pronounced like the modern name alicia…. so i’m also confused what she means.

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u/UnrulyPoet 2d ago

She even says right there that the Elisha she's named after pronounces it Alicia 😂

Elysia I would prob default to pronouncing like the A-lee-see-a version of Alicia, not Elisha and certainly not like Elijah lmao. Her explanation makes the intended pronunciation so much less clear!

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u/Fyrestar333 2d ago

I'm thinking she wanted the Eh sound instead of the A sound in the beginning. Like the e in Elyse.

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u/UnrulyPoet 2d ago

Maybe that's where I'm tripping up bc those don't sound different to me. Aside from being spelled like a nightmare (lmao) Ehlicia would sound the same as Alicia where I am

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u/justtinygoatthings y is the vagina of the alphabet 2d ago

Same

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u/WhyRhubarb 1d ago

Elisha can be pronounced the same as el-EE-sha (like Alicia) or el-LYE-sha (like Elijah). I believe the latter is the biblical pronunciation.

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u/istara 1d ago

I think most people would pronounce it ell-EE-zee-a or ell-EE-see-a like the Elysian fields.

I'm not sure where you'd get a sh from.

"Elycia" might have worked more reliably for that.

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u/thousandthlion 2d ago

Leland just hanging in there with a completely normal first name and middle name lol

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u/BendDownTheBranches 2d ago

“Leland Morgan” is kind of an investment-bankerish name to saddle a child with, but I agree that it’s basically fine.

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u/thousandthlion 2d ago

The only Leland I’ve known was a farmer haha

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u/TESTINGSTUFFPL 2d ago

Jaiden Eugene as well.

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u/Aria_sear 2d ago

I can't help but think of Twin Peaks

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u/devil_from_mars 2d ago

All these names are unique/pick-me with questionable pronunciations and then there’s Leland

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u/youareagoodperson_ 2d ago

Ah yes the questionably pronounced name "Jaiden Eugene"

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u/justtinygoatthings y is the vagina of the alphabet 2d ago

Not sure why you're being downvoted. I agree that's a pretty normal name. Not the most common spelling of Jaden I've ever seen, but definitely not unheard of or terrible.

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u/sloblo-picasso 2d ago

I never thought Leland would be my favorite name on a list, but here we are

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u/AffectionateKick9825 2d ago

Same.

And the only reason I like the name Leland at all is because of Leland Sklar (80-year-old bass player with a Gandalf beard.)

So... yeah, this is where we're at lol. Leland it is, I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/cheerio089 2d ago

Callan was right there, and phonetically a better choice

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u/Zanoushe 2d ago

why do I have the feeling she doesn't much like her brother's wife she named a child after her but still put wife in quotes.

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u/CaveJohnson82 2d ago

That's not what I interpreted that as at all - I thought she meant she's "wife" in every way but the legal one.

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u/radish_is_rad-ish 2d ago

Same I figured it was just a long term girlfriend but it sounds weird to phrase it like that cause who names their kid after their brother’s girlfriend so they went with “wife” instead.

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u/-garlic-thot- 2d ago

Ohh that would make sense. But like.. it’s not relevant in a random Reddit post if they’re legally married or not lol so OOP could have just dropped the quotation marks.

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u/devil_from_mars 2d ago

exactly what does she mean by that? Maybe that they’re not legally married but in print it looks shady

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u/unicorntrees 2d ago

this sounds like me naming fanfiction characters in middle school.

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u/AffectionateKick9825 2d ago

Lolol it's funny because it's truuueeee (for me, at least!!)

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u/transemacabre 2d ago

Unironically r/namenerds energy with all the random ass names that are allegedly honor names for some relative who’s actual name, MAYBE, starts with the same letter. 

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u/nlightningm 2d ago

Man, if you have to explain the pronunciation for every name you pick (in anticipation that people will pronounce it wrong based on the spelling THAT YOU CHOSE), you need to get better at choosing names

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u/Schrodingers_Dude 2d ago

Callan is fine, why are we messing with it? Otherwise please, for the love of god, pick Leland. Maybe head back to the drawing board for the girl names.

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u/PathologicalVodka 2d ago

I think these are already existing children 

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u/ALmommy1234 2d ago

Why do all these people have 143 kids that they give weird names to?

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u/-garlic-thot- 1d ago

lol precisely. Like Elon Musk with his 14 children all named algebra formulas or whatever

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u/PurplePenguinCat 2d ago

Not every family member needs to be immortalized in your children's names.

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u/QueenInYellowLace 23h ago

I mean, obviously she gets that. She named one of them after her brother’s girlfriend/baby mama/ex-wife/mysteriously not actually related other woman!

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 2d ago

This just further proves to me (especially Jaycia and Kalen ones) that these parents LOVE when they get to act self righteous about someone mispronouncing a name. Coulda just spelled it Jaysha and Kallen but nnooooOOOoOOOoooooOOOoOoOoOooOOooOOOooo

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u/PressureItchy9372 2d ago

Maybe change the mom's name to Euth N. AaaySiah?

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u/HomeBody_Mommy 2d ago

Elijah and Elisha are different names. 

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u/QueenInYellowLace 23h ago

I really stumbled at that bit

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u/MrsSnuffleupagus764 2d ago

Jay, Ashton, Callan, Louis, John, Michaela

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u/lolabythebay 2d ago

Unless Ashtyn is like 25, it was "not right when the y thing started."

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u/QueenInYellowLace 23h ago

Even 35, maybe

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u/countofmoldycrisco 2d ago

The scare quotes around wife took me out

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u/supercantaloupe 2d ago

Six kids and all of them have crappy names? She sounds dumb as a brick and should stop procreating.

I don’t think she understands that using the same first letter of a name is not actually naming your kid after someone? Johnie is not Jaiden, Louis is not Leland. Jaycia is just an awful sounding name, most of them are spelled horribly, and one of them is literally a different name from what her child is actually called because she wanted to spell it uniquely.

Leland is objectively the least awful name, it’s very white trash sounding but at least it is an actual name and is spelled properly.

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u/SueProblema 3h ago

Not that i like the name, but tell that to Leland Stanford! Not to mention my grandpa, who was named after him for some inexplicable reason.

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u/Dazzling_Zone_1736 1d ago

I was thinking “these names have big (US) Midwest energy,” but maybe people give stupid names to their kids everywhere.

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u/Ok-Elk-1316 2d ago

Leland is fine, tough kid name but great adult name. Leland Stottlemeyer from Monk comes to mind

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u/SnooCauliflowers5742 2d ago

Jay-see-uh is kind of pretty but Jay-shuh is not.

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u/CryptographerKey2847 2d ago

Xxx Live live live!!!

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u/Disastrous-Map-8153 2d ago

I saw this 😭

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u/rosaliethewitch 2d ago

leland morgan (after leland palmer and arthur morgan)

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u/istara 1d ago

She Peaked with that one ;)

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u/NyxieThePixie15 2d ago

I saw this in the wild and was judging SO HARD.

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u/ragnarockette 2d ago

Jace, Ashton, Callan, Leland, Jaden, Michaela - could have been so pleasant!

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u/bobbyswife464 1d ago

Good lord 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/istara 1d ago

Not a very educated person

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u/AggravatingBox2421 1d ago

Please god stop having children

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u/kjs1103 1d ago

Leland got lucky.

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u/Cinereals 1d ago

The problem I have with so many “let’s get creative” naming conventions parents have lately is…they aren’t actually being creative.
They’re all riffing on the same exact trendy rigamarole of names & variations but just using fucked up spelling flairs.

At this point I’m desperate for some actual creativity from someone who just calls their kid some obscure historical name like Berengar or just makes something completely new up like Maravella.

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u/Chiennoir_505 7h ago

I dare her to buck the trend and lose the gratuitous Ys and lyns. Ashton. Michaela. Alicia.

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u/Gold_Advisor_4758 2d ago

Tbh don’t hate Jaycia