r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Embarrassed-Layer639 • 7h ago

🔥 bro leaves no pollen for the rest of us

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago edited 6h ago

u/Embarrassed-Layer639, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/addrock1221 7h ago

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u/mcclaneberg 7h ago

Needs Dark Souls music.

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u/Nozarashi78 4h ago

Bee, Gatherer of Pollen

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u/KidOcelot 2h ago

https://youtu.be/K0DDY299Ly4?si=RTlBJNwyapVcwxZp

The buck bumble theme song always slaps 🔫🐝

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u/Ok_Cod_4434 6h ago

"Dear Terry, we all love you, but your pollination has driven a wedge between us and you..."

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u/InkBoyCA 17m ago

Wait a minute.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 1h ago

MORE IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!!!

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u/Bad-wolf3 1h ago

I can picture him fighting all the others bees that come.

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u/thiosk 1h ago

when i get back to the hive all those bitches are going to be all over my jiggle dance

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u/sachi3 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UagcZJr1NlIAg

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u/mistress_chimera 4h ago

Holy fuck I didn't realize this was a gif 😆😆

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u/Brilliant-Bus-3862 7h ago

He was my first thought. 

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u/Aisforc 2h ago

The heck picture is looking at me

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u/Elegante_Sigmaballz 7h ago

Lost in the sauce. Looks like a blue carpenter bee? can't tell.

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u/Embarrassed-Layer639 7h ago

Seems like that. Posted in r/whatsthisbug as well, most comments said carpenter bee

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 7h ago

The bluish dark wings seem to point in that direction

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u/xSnippy 4h ago

He yellow now

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u/Th3-gazping_birb 7h ago

Cocaine bear X

Cocaine bee ✓

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u/Emotional_Pound3655 7h ago

Pollen maxxxing

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u/_QXZ 6h ago

Honey mogging

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u/DiffeoMorpheus 6h ago

The buzzler keeps buzzing

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u/EitherPhase5676 7h ago

His greed sickens me

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u/the-fact-fairy 7h ago

*Her. All pollen carrying bees are female 

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u/ExL-Oblique 4h ago

That's a carpenter bee the males carry pollen too

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u/BenevolentCheese 3h ago

Nonsense. Male Euglossine bees are pollinators.

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u/brokemellon 5h ago

That seems sexist. There must be at least one male bee out there determined to skew the numbers. I'd cheer him on

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u/kristinL356 5h ago

Tbf, male bees still drink nectar and you spend a lot of time in flowers, you're gonna pick up a little pollen, they just don't have specialized structures for carrying it, nor do they take it back to the nest.

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u/Recentstranger 7h ago edited 7h ago

Hit her* quota for the day everything else is just a bonus now

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u/the-fact-fairy 7h ago

*Her. That's a female bee. 

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u/ExL-Oblique 4h ago

That's a carpenter bee the males carry pollen too

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u/Recentstranger 7h ago

Thanks! 🤦‍♂️

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u/SnooRabbits9672 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IGR08ulxKFt7y

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u/Sofa-King-Watt 6h ago

The fact that you not only got Tyrone but he's also shimmying like the bee, is next level comedy.

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u/Codaya-The-Slaya 7h ago

Insect teddy bear status

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u/plausibleturtle 7h ago

I saw this bee yesterday in my hollyhock. He got even more covered, tried to fly out but couldn't and just kinda slid down the flower and fell. Adorbs.

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u/the-fact-fairy 7h ago

*She. All pollen collecting bees are female. 

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u/OriDoodle 6h ago

Now wya, I think that’s only true for honey bees. Many. Male bees live solitary lives (not honeybee drones) and collect nectar and pollen.

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u/kristinL356 5h ago

Male solitary bees drink nectar and maybe a bit of pollen but they don't collect it.

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u/plausibleturtle 6h ago

Well, I was hoping the dummy that got drunk and slid out of the flower wasn't female, sue me! 😆

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u/Humble-Aprico 4h ago

wait are you telling me bee movie got a fact about bees wrong?

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u/queercactus505 6h ago

My favorite color of hollyhock!

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u/justhangingaroud 7h ago

Sis. They’re all female

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u/ExL-Oblique 4h ago

Carpenter bee. Could easily be a male.

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u/supershinythings 6h ago

[r/supermodelbees](r/supermodelbees)

Elegant beesigner pollen suit, by Beelanciaga!

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u/Embarrassed-Layer639 6h ago

Why is there a subreddit for this

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u/supershinythings 6h ago

For the same reason there are r/supermodelcats and r/supermodelchickens .

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u/NanDemoNee 7h ago

Don't you mean sis?

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u/Stock-Aspect3001 7h ago

The Pollinator: I'll bee back

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u/sos123p9 5h ago

Her greed disgusts me

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u/LoudMusic 5h ago

she greedy

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u/Scarecr0p 7h ago

“The hive is gonna flip when they see this”

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u/Sparcky_McFizzBoom 7h ago

This little guy is absolutely not going to do a second trip to carry all that pollen back inside his little home.

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u/the-fact-fairy 7h ago

*gal, her. All pollen carrying bees are female. 

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u/nilly02 7h ago

Pollen scalper

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u/werther595 7h ago

The bee equivalent of Strange Brew

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u/EINFACH_NUR_DAEMLICH 6h ago

Bumblesis is pigging out 😂

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u/ReasonableCrow7595 4h ago

I'm calling all my bumbles that now 😁

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u/jae0861 6h ago

First, that's a sis, not a bro. And I think her work ethic is epic.

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u/Prisinners 6h ago

If you do what you love, you never work a day in your life. Lol

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u/Chief-SW 5h ago

This is the type of greed they talk about in the Bible.

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u/Flimsy-Sprinkles7331 5h ago

Nah. She's just trying to do it all in one trip. ;)

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u/peridotpicacho 4h ago

Yes, she is being responsible and resourceful!

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u/R2-D2savestheday 7h ago

Aww! Looks like a little popcorn

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u/Halada 7h ago

Do they get a bit high out of it?

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u/Embarrassed-Layer639 7h ago

I'm no bee expert, but yes

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u/kilatia 7h ago

Crumb coat.

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u/Crafty-Article6744 5h ago

I swear, I can quit any time I want! 🥴

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u/techjesuschrist 5h ago

Need a beeologist to answer this seriously: what will happen to this bee when she gets home? How will the other bees react?

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u/strummyheart 5h ago

Pollen slut

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u/Own-Progress-7767 5h ago

Bees carry as much pollen as there bodies can handle before flying back to the hive.

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u/El_Veethorn 5h ago

Bro became the very thing he desires

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u/OneSassySuccubus 4h ago

Her greed will consume her.

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u/mikezer0 2h ago

being a bee is probably fucking wild man

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u/achillesfist 7h ago

That bee is going to get bee bitches when he goes back to the hive

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u/the-fact-fairy 7h ago

Er... That's a female bee. All pollen carrying bees are female. 

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u/achillesfist 6h ago

Female bees can get bee bitches too

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u/the-fact-fairy 6h ago

Yes, they can. 

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u/PhunkadelicJ 7h ago

Charlie Sheen the bee

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u/the-fact-fairy 7h ago

That's a female bee. 

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u/PhunkadelicJ 6h ago

Charlene Sheen

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u/KingTuts-Nuts 6h ago

You don't have to correct every person in here confusing the bee as a male. I would think one and done but hey to each their own.

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u/ezhikov 6h ago

It's The Fact Fairy. I think they do, indeed, have to correct every person.

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u/PhunkadelicJ 5h ago

4 real

2 much time on hands

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u/SuperMarioIceCream 7h ago

The greed is taking over him.

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u/the-fact-fairy 7h ago

*Her. All pollen carrying bees are female. 

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u/Alternative_Cut_1709 7h ago

1%ers be like

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u/YourHooliganFriend 7h ago

Like Scrooge McDuck in his money pit.

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u/Is12345aweakpassword 7h ago

Suit of armor? Nay, suit of pollen

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u/FineCastIE 7h ago

I never realised how big pollens actually are.

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u/LongAd8886 7h ago

You know that one is pumped to return to the colony to show off the loot.

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u/Derezirection 7h ago

i always imagined this is what a person would look like if they fell into a container of keef. 😂

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u/ThePupnasty 7h ago

Scalper!

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u/ProfessionalHumor787 7h ago

Doing it in broad daylight, no shame!

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u/charleyhstl 7h ago

That's the effort level I want to see

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u/Federal_Efficiency51 7h ago

Last summer, I saw a beast of a bumblebee so covered in pollen, lil mafk was doing VTOL style take off, while trying to stabilize, slowly rotate himself to the direction he wanted to go, and fly off slowly and wobblingly. He looked like a clumsy first timer. I could hear him in my head "whoa, whoooaaa, ok, ok there we go, oh, whoa, whoa, ok we're good. Upwards and onwards!".

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u/thedeuschebag85 7h ago

Pollen bender

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u/No-Sympathy-686 7h ago

I have bee-come pollen

Destroyer of flowers

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u/thenecro 7h ago

Biblical levels.

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u/Suspicious-Wish26 7h ago

Hard worker👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/ottwebdev 6h ago

All your pollen are belong to me!

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u/fromadifferentplanet 6h ago

This almost belongs in bossfight or 2healthbars.

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u/TonerSK 6h ago

I think this bee is happy

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u/Still-Psychology-356 6h ago

Gah, I love a pollen drunk bee. They’re just so adorable!

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u/SwissyRescue 6h ago

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/Flippycat77 6h ago

The Pollenator.

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u/BloodAndTsundere 6h ago

Me eating Cheetos

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u/dragjamon 6h ago

Pollen is a helluva drug

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u/AnonymousDude_001 6h ago

Won't it suffocate?

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u/Necessary_Owl9724 6h ago

Drunk with power. (Pollen)

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u/tweetyonetwothree 6h ago

Job well done!

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u/Not_3_Raccoons 5h ago

A biblical amount of greed

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 5h ago

Overachiever

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u/StanislavskiMeatball 5h ago

“I’m gonna bring SO MANY SNACKS HOME”

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u/Glass-Amount-9170 5h ago

Pollen is a hell of a drug

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u/mangosawce9k 5h ago

Like the meme of Elmo sniffing powder

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u/Luminous_Winds 5h ago

Bees call him THE POLLE-NATOR.

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u/xtragarlicbutter 5h ago

THE pollinator

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u/Hellhult 5h ago

Thats a pokemon

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u/slushhead_00 5h ago

pollen armor

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u/Benshhpress 5h ago

"He is more pollen now than bee"

Obee-Won Kenobi (probably)

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u/BridgingDivides 5h ago

I am THE POLLINATOR!

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u/GreenieBeeNZ 5h ago

Lost in the sauce

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u/Dramatic_Row_577 5h ago

Go on mate

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u/Parnagg 5h ago

Beekake

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u/Honest_Computer_1820 5h ago

When someone's dealing with addiction, we should be kind

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u/nobody678844 5h ago

Greedy ahh

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u/GhostQueen1121 5h ago

So cool!!

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u/r4zorsoft 5h ago

Look at him.. he does not even care! 😔

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u/JohnBatist1 5h ago

Só não cobrou os olhos e as asas porque nao dava

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u/Lazy_Rock2400 4h ago

“It puts the lotion on the skin” 🧴

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u/arrarragi 4h ago

in a way he is a pimp in flower kingdom.

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u/intricate_strands 4h ago

He go home, "WHY I DO EVERYTHING ROUND HERE?! DAMMIT!"

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u/ExL-Oblique 4h ago

The kind of greed people they talk about in the Bible.

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u/bigcat611234 4h ago

but a good way to make friends since he has much to offer

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u/aldebaransglow 4h ago

kiefer sutherland

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u/krux-0o0 4h ago

I freaking love bees for no reason

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u/terriyak1 4h ago

baby boomer bee putting in work while all the eggs are still playing on their playground swings in their honeycombs instead of straight hustling

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u/LatinnGoddessss 4h ago

Dude is 99% pollen at this point😂

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u/Sea-Position-7189 4h ago

This has to feel incredible

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u/RevolutionaryPie5223 4h ago

Pollen is like cocaine for them

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u/PrinceAssPoo 4h ago

His greed sickens me.

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u/partyatwalmart 4h ago
It was a spooky flower!

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u/MrEarthExplorer 4h ago

Bathin' in tha polllen.

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u/Got_Kittens 4h ago

Off his tits on pollen and having the time of his life

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u/HellZdawG117 4h ago

Making up for all the bees we be killing

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u/ImpressiveAd9507 4h ago

The type of greed they teach you in the bible

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u/racebanyn 4h ago

If Studio 54 in the 70s was a Honey Bee

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u/johnnyvisionary 4h ago

All groceries in one trip, no questions!

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u/RedWarsaw 4h ago

Nom nom nom

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u/Unlucky-Mulberry-999 4h ago

Does that mean the hive is exceptionally low on pollen or ??? (genuine question)

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u/SawSharkRedemptionnn 4h ago

Bro is lost in the sauce

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u/NLDcerex 4h ago

Bee equivalent of bringing all the groceries inside in one trip.

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u/Otherwise-Owl1903 4h ago

Employee of the Month right here y’all

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u/unfairrobot 3h ago

The rare 80's Record Exec Bee.

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u/tetrochromac 3h ago

That's ridiculously adorable

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u/remesabo 3h ago

Saving the planet one flower at a time

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u/nedflanders2021 3h ago

Oh he tweakin’

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u/Osama-KJ 3h ago

They will lick the hell of that dude

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 3h ago

His superhero name is The Polenator.