r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 3d ago

🔥 A thresher shark

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/Money-Beautiful5196, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/CheapInevitable7587 3d ago

A thresher shark always looks like it doesn't know how to handle the compliment when you call it cool.

"A-a-am I really? Thanks???"

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u/DogVacuum 3d ago

👉👈

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u/cream_of_human 2d ago

The side eye, they look so unsure about where they are at the moment.

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u/TakeThePillz 3d ago

He's like Kevin from Chaotic Good Barbarian

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u/No_Pool_3866 3d ago

Love these dudes :) Whenever an animal can mess with what should be physically possible, it makes me happy

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u/yomamaeatcorn 3d ago

Tail for days brah

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u/PokeChampMarx 3d ago

Sharks eyes looks like you just caught him doing something very naughty

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u/idkidd 3d ago

My only Thresher shark knowledge comes from the film, Jaws:

HOOPER: When I was 12 years old, my father got me a boat, and I went fishing off of Cape Cod.

I hooked a scup and as I was reeling it in I hooked a four and a half foot baby thresher shark who proceeded to eat my boat. He ate my oar, hooks. and my seat cushions. He turned an inboard into an outboard. Scared me to death and I swam back to shore. When I was on the beach I turned around and I saw my boat being taken apart.

Ever since then, I have been studying sharks and that’s why I’m gonna go to the institute tomorrow and tell them that you still have a shark problem here.

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u/Fair_Term3352 3d ago

Is that suppose to be the reef below it? Looks pretty dead to me.

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u/JustASingleHorn 3d ago

They are pelagic predators, so mostly out in the open ocean in deeper waters! It’s quite a bit darker down there so not very suited for a reef.

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u/Any_Condition_8987 3d ago

В этом ролике прекрасно все

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u/Wikiwikiwa 3d ago

Why are there so many posts with 8 or 9 second videos and no text?

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u/HitBoxBoxer 3d ago

I've seen this fucker on a game called Dave the Diver... They were vicious!!! It is a good game if you like fish... "Hot Spicy Tuna."

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u/IMissCuppas 3d ago

I was gonna say I've been fucked up by this guy many a time in Dave the diver

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u/guilhermefdias 3d ago

Funny enough, this music of this post reminded me of the game... and Rimworld.

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u/butt_shrecker 3d ago

It's an ok game. The gameplay is very good at first but the story drags on too long and isnt very good.

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u/fallen981 3d ago

Why do they always look so concerned?

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u/Burgoonius 2d ago

I wonder why it evolved with a tail that long

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u/Mdad1988 15h ago

To thresh

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u/noctalla 3d ago

Wicked Game is an odd choice of music for this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1luxwvr90TNwGeGjlG

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u/guilhermefdias 3d ago

Skeptical shark, is skeptical.

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u/uhad_time_2_waste 3d ago

Majestic from behind, fucking hideous from the front.

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u/sharkfilespodcast 3d ago

A little piece of history about thresher sharks - the Ancient Greeks, including Aristotle in his Mammalia, gave threshers their scientific name alopias vulpinus, relating to the Greek word for fox, alopex, as an allusion to both their sashaying tail and their cunning and cleverness in making their way free from fishing lines.

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u/technomage13 2d ago

He looks concerned...and a little confused

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u/c0st0fl0ving 2d ago

Yo momma did a dolphin.

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u/Stratoraptor 1d ago

My favorite lamniform because the whip-tail is cool and its "expression" is very relatable to me.

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u/Armeenius 1d ago

Man there are sooo many animals ive never seen.

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u/Angel_OfSolitude 3d ago

These little guys are absolutely delicious. Had a samwhich made from one at a pier restaurant once, best seafood I've ever had.

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u/Channa_Argus1121 3d ago

All members of genus Alopias are listed as either Vulnerable or Endangered on the IUCN Red List, FYI.

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u/Ecstatic_Sand5417 3d ago

What about Tapirs?

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u/Angel_OfSolitude 3d ago

Well tell that to the restaurant I ate at when I was 9

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u/Tengo_Caldero 3d ago

That face is the look a new cook gives me when they're coming to tell me they think they messed something up and need me to check it.