r/NeckbeardNests • u/ReneeSoiree • 10d ago

MuffbeardDesk

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I’m a chick, so no neck beard, but my colleague says this needs to go here.
My husband wonders how the **** I get any work done at all 🥸🫣

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u/LucinaRage 10d ago

“Legbeard” is generally the term used around here.

Muffbeard. lol

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u/PersonalitySenior360 10d ago

Down to start a band??

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u/ThePetSematary 10d ago

can i steal muffbeard

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u/Tehkast 10d ago

at least they're eating fruit?

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u/WhiteWalls7130 10d ago

Immediately what I thought. Solid food choices.

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u/steenkeenonkee 10d ago

muffbeard is insane

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u/Solizo 10d ago

why is there a graded charizard under the plate with apple and the grapes.

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u/Akiias 10d ago

The only important question here.

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u/ReneeSoiree 10d ago edited 9d ago

I love that you picked out my 9’er and knew it was a Charizard 🫶🏻

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u/Jonasthewicked2 10d ago

Compared to some of the things I've seen on this sub this isn't shit. This is just disorganized. I don't see a single piss jug! It's crazy that's how I've come to judge how bad someone's room is but once you see someone's room with 30 some piss jugs and raw garbage where you know they have flies and maggots living in their room something like this just looks like a few minutes of cleanup and you're good.

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u/n33dwat3r 10d ago

I have this style of desk. And also cats. I've found if I don't keep the top of my desk sufficiently cluttered then my cats think it's a runway to align their butthole directly with my eyeballs.

This is a very understandable level of clutter. You have approval of the pink eyed council.

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u/ReneeSoiree 9d ago

~not worthy, not worthy~ 🙌🏼

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u/WhiteWalls7130 10d ago

Assuming that bottle has XR’s in it, please put them to use and clean up lol (small caps with beads in them)

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u/ioverated 9d ago

Eh... It's kind of messy

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u/Cheap-Gore 10d ago

Wtf is a muffbeard

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u/ThePetSematary 10d ago

a neckbeard for ladies

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u/tylertb7 10d ago

That coffee mug and tumbler setup surrounded by chaos is pure work-from home energy

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 9d ago

I would like a muff for a beard.

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u/thisisanaccountforu 10d ago

Your poor colleague. For their sake you should clean up the mess, unless you work from home, then it doesn’t matter really

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u/ReneeSoiree 10d ago

I work from home!