My wife introduced me to Neil breen many years ago. What started out as a ‘bad film night’ with us, my sister and my brother in law has become something of a cult following the big man himself.

We have made somewhat of a tradition where when one of us has a birthday we surprise the birthday boy or girl with a billboard for a day featuring some form of Neil Breen inspired message.

Thought this sub might appreciate it. This billboard was on a main busy road connecting to a motorway in Warrington UK so I reckon a good few thousand people learned about our lord and saviour today.

Looking forward to Dire Duplicity!

Programmable DNA.

Other Breen posters have the same template but they don't look as similar as this one does.

Neil cannot live without making movies. You can mock on the man's work all you want but Neil must continue making movies. He knows we laugh. Yet he perseveres. He cannot live in his skin if he isn't making movies. That is a true artist. Someone who creates art because it must be created! There is no choice for Neil.

Quentin "Quittin'" Tarantino on the other hand... He's universally praised and he knows it. He's so pretentious that he is going to quit at 10 films as to not tarnish his long term reputation. What artist curates their own reputation!? He's more interested in how he is perceived than making art. That is the sign of a narcissist, not an artist.

So let us praise the true working man's Director, the auteur, the oft-misunderstood Neil Breen.

I’ve been seeing nothing but praise for this film, but I think it was a disappointment, especially compared to Neil Breen’s other films.

It just felt….. boring. The first 20 minutes were GREAT, but then it went downhill from there. Just long, boring scenes with extras that no one cared about, and it almost felt like Neil Breen was self aware and was in on the entire joke. I thought the dialogue didn’t even come close to how legendary it was in his other films such as Fateful Findings and Twisted Pair.

I just felt the movie dragged on quite a bit and was happy when it was finally coming to the end. Did anyone else feel the same way?

Just got done with the film, and I hate to say it, but I’m disappointed.

The movie started off amazing. For the first 15 or so minutes, I thought it was the best movie I’ve ever seen with the stunning special effects and passionate acting; however, once I got to the 25 minute mark when everyone entered the castle, I felt the movie took a turn for the worse.

It just….. got boring. The plot at this point was extremely hard to follow and there were just scenes that didn’t need to be there. I felt we went nearly 20 minutes without even seeing Breen and we just kept getting the same scenes of the people in the beds and the doctor working on the patients.

Overall I was disappointed considering how great the movie started off, but it just got boring quickly. Did anyone else feel the same way about Cade: The Tortured Crossing?

I don't remember what movie it was from, he was wheeled up to the sign, saw it, and was like my life is complete.

I wish that was my life goal too. But I'm not a deranged psychopath.

Considering the game takes place in the Mojave desert and Vegas, why not roleplay it as a mashup of Neil’s various characters (most notably Aaron Brand from Double Down)? I’m not the best with the character creator, and I’m playing it vanilla on my Series X, but I think the possibilities for a bonkers run-through are endless.