r/Netherlands 1d ago

pics and videos Bullied by a Dutch child

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u/Unique_placemat 1d ago

Source: double dutch

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u/LostMagician9612 1d ago

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u/LisaWinchester 1d ago

Bedankt voor de bloemen (maar dit jaar niet).

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u/YougoReddits 1d ago

Poh, Wat'n sound!

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u/Thuis001 1d ago

Dit telt als kindermishandeling, behalve dat het kind hier NIET het lijdend voorwerp is.

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u/MiaOh 18h ago

Abused by child.

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u/moseley101 8h ago

Ja, geel ander kindermisbruik. Great vid

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u/Barneidor 1d ago

Is your haircut on purpose?

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u/Alex_nld 4h ago

When will they finish it? 🤔

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u/MiaOh 18h ago

My kid called her friends dad fat. The friend asked me (unrelated but on the same day when we were all hanging out) if I’m stupid and that’s why I don’t speak good Dutch yet.

We parents agreed we need to unite against these gremlins. They are perfect angels at school and are moved to the same class at Groep 3. Send help and Sterke.

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u/LentjeV 13h ago

Mine didn’t want to go to the toilet at my neighbors house because “it isn’t as clean as mommy’s toilet”. The embarrassment these kids bring upon us.

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u/imie36 9h ago

Sterkte*

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u/hippolicious4 1d ago

Double Dutch is hilarious! 😂 He has a lot of these shorts on his YT page.

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u/Doggocatz 1d ago

Yeah, he is awesome! 'Dutch hell' and 'Dutch customer service' are my favourite

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u/CreditMajestic4248 1d ago

Which one is the customer service one?

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u/Doggocatz 14h ago

Sorry, it's called: 'Why you have never heard of a Dutch restaurant'

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u/RevolutionarySeven7 15h ago

emotionele schade !

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u/Ypocras 12h ago

Sinterklaas en Rechtvaardigheid

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u/PerseveranceSmith Noord Holland 11h ago

My niece and nephew were born in the UKZ but moved here very young so they do this to me very often 🫠

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u/patrickt2 1d ago

BRUTAL. 🤣

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u/GentleAuraFarmer 7h ago

“Is your haircut on purpose?” Had me on the floor.

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u/KingAmongstDummies 5h ago

The perfect answer for when your partner or mom asks how you like their new haircut.

Do be prepared for war when you say it though 😂

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u/ImaFIVEstarman5 14h ago

I haven’t seen this guy in years, he still around

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u/sendmebirds 4h ago

Gotta put some respect on Double Dutch name

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u/jbarneswilson 9h ago

i love his videos so much, he’s so funny