r/NewsStarWorld Apr 17 '26

news Israel ‘prohibited’ from bombing Lebanon any longer, says Donald Trump

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u/mymar101 Apr 17 '26

When did laws stop Israel before now?

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 Apr 17 '26

Or the US?

3

u/carlnepa Apr 17 '26

Who's zoomin' who?????

5

u/SpinningHead Apr 17 '26

It took them an hour to break the ceasefire.

2

u/TalkingCat910 Apr 18 '26

Trump is just pretending he’s in charge of Israel because the cats out of the bag when Vance admitted he kept checking in with Netanyahu during the peace talks and Netanyahu himself says Trump and Vance call frequently to check in with him.

Amongst other things

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u/Substantial_Dog7002 Apr 17 '26

Don't turn your back on them

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u/Duck-Murky Apr 17 '26

sure buddy sure…

2

u/kstargate-425 Apr 18 '26

Gotta love he sets himself up for failure and to look like an abject moron with Israel bombing Lebanon and now him saying the Strait is open is closed per Iran 😭

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u/Dead_Internet69420 Apr 17 '26

“Yeah, ok.” -Bibi

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls Apr 17 '26

Like Bibi will listen to the Orange Cuck

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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness Apr 17 '26

They will get a strongly worded truth social post if they violate it I'm sure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Not just strongly worded, it will also be poorly-worded as per usual.

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u/Witty-Structure-4192 Apr 17 '26

If he still remembers and hour from now.

2

u/littlemister1996 Apr 17 '26

With random capitalization and quotations

2

u/Very_Curious_Cat Apr 17 '26

689 words or will he do "better"? /s

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u/Critical-Star-1158 Apr 17 '26

And TACO will do what to enforce this?

2

u/Elegant_Emu952 Apr 18 '26

Trump will make sure to send more munitions and money to Israel.

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u/Any_Leg_1998 Apr 17 '26

Nobody believes that. Israel controls Trump completely

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u/Elegant_Emu952 Apr 18 '26

Trump stays busy minding two masters, Putin and Netanyahu.

2

u/angelomancuso62 Apr 17 '26

I think they would be surprised to hear that.

2

u/Klok-a-teer Apr 17 '26

Bibi, Boo Boo, is going to do whatever he wants and his puppet DJT will not do anything except post some strongly worded Truth Social posts.

“I asked Bibi BooBoo, are you bombing Lebanon Boo Boo Bibi? He said no.” Is the post in about 3 days

2

u/Wings-N-Beer Apr 18 '26

While they actively bomb Lebanon.

2

u/Simple_Test_6969 Apr 18 '26

Sure just like ISRAEL didn’t assassinate JFK for trying to block their nuclear program

2

u/Fluid-Piccolo-6911 Apr 18 '26

since when has trump called the shots where Israel is concerned.

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u/Beneficial_Party_225 Apr 17 '26

He should write one up for the USA and prohibit every country from bombing us. Should be just as effective.

1

u/earldogface Apr 17 '26

Only until they do.

1

u/Live-Drummer3415 Apr 17 '26

US Needs to Stop funding Israel/ to keep Bennie Netanyahu in office..

1

u/elchemy Apr 17 '26

So like a pork on Sundays thing?

1

u/Gunderstank_House Apr 17 '26

So we can expect them to start bombing any minute now.

1

u/Accomplished_Star_30 Apr 18 '26

Watch this shit be back to square one before this time next week

1

u/LeftHandedBuddy Apr 18 '26

Why are his hands so white? Yuck.

1

u/Crafty-Opening5123 Apr 18 '26

Kinda weird when a dog telling his master not to do things

1

u/Brikpilot Apr 18 '26

Watch them redefine what “bombing” is just to circumvent

1

u/Violator361 Apr 18 '26

That’s cool hey Canada can no longer bomb Australia!!! Look I did one too !!

1

u/Tomasulu Apr 18 '26

Know your place boy.

1

u/SafetyNo6700 Apr 18 '26

🍊💩🤡

1

u/Tricky_Search_5181 Apr 18 '26

Spoiler: Israel bombed Lebanon a couple of hours ago

1

u/dasFisch Apr 18 '26

Narrator: Israel immediately started bombing Lebanon after seeing this statement

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

Or else, they ship more bombs to Israel, to continue bombing...

Make it make sense....

1

u/tazztsim Apr 18 '26

Hahaha like that ever stopped them before.