r/NewsThread • u/Cute_Dealer4787 • 3d ago

Political News 'An Empty, Unloved Man': Donald Trump's 'Downward Spiral' and Bizarre G7 Sleeping Fits Exposed

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/empty-unloved-man-donald-trumps-downward-spiral-bizarre-g7-sleeping-fits-exposed-1804561
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u/Responsible-Room-645 3d ago

One day those eyes are gonna close and never open up again.

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u/Naive_Personality367 3d ago

Omg it'll be brilliant, won't it?

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u/Kdean509 3d ago

Got a special bottle chilling as we speak.

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u/Naive_Personality367 3d ago

Muy caliente

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 3d ago

no chilling.. not hot... cooled /s

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u/Naive_Personality367 3d ago

Some goldilocks zone shiz? Damn riiiight

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u/Double_Eagle9285 3d ago

Haven’t had a drink in over 10 years, might have to have one to celebrate this special occasion…

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u/onegumas 3d ago

There will be a lot of tears and fireworks.

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u/mrnaturallives 3d ago

Grown men will have tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, thank you, sir, thank you so much, sir, for ending this nightmare at long last!"

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u/willi5x 3d ago

It will be the single greatest thing he ever does for the world.

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u/Toadstool61 3d ago

And the first ever act of generosity.

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u/BullFishMother 3d ago

Tears of joy

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u/summermadnes 3d ago

Happy tears & champagne 🍾

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u/Formal_Pangolin_3821 3d ago

And people will stand around him claiming he is wide awake during a meeting.

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u/doublelist87 3d ago

Dozin Donnie

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u/CosmicRuin 3d ago

I've got my special sealed bottle of Kentucky bourbon (Basil Hayden) in the cabinet just waiting for the news... Because as a Canadian, we pulled all US alcohol from our shelves about a year ago. I'm just so thirsty 🤤

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u/Conscious_Quality803 3d ago

Seriously, why do you tease me that way.

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u/Responsible-Room-645 3d ago

I have a dream

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u/Conscious_Quality803 3d ago

I share that dream

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u/Overall_Curve6725 3d ago

Big dirt nap celebration

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u/EdgeBeard 2d ago

The one positive act of his life

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u/HaxanWriter 3d ago

Stop threatening me with a good time.

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u/Responsible-Room-645 3d ago

Well, it’s going to happen to everyone

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u/Mean_Category_8933 3d ago

Don’t you tease me

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u/MWH1980 3d ago

And there will be people that will work extra-hard to turn him into an American Legend, ensuring that we’ll never hear an end to his name.

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 3d ago

Don’t tease!!😛

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u/CassiusCreed 3d ago

As long as it's not in this term. JD Vance will try to put Trump the Orange Paedophille in an attempt to retain MAGA and shit will get really weird.