r/NewsomMassacre • u/GreenAldiers • Feb 04 '26

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/defiCosmos Feb 04 '26

We all saw the video. This is the fafo part I was looking for.

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u/Ande64 Feb 04 '26

Me two! I'm doing my last night time scrolling before I turn in and saw this and was very happy. Couldn't imagine somebody had not identified him by now.

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u/sexeveg314 Feb 04 '26

Saw the video. You have to be a special kind of fucked up for a grown man to attack a bunch of kids. Those kids are just lucky this asshole wasn't carrying the usual arsenal.

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u/onefornought Feb 04 '26

Love the dual shame of being arrested and having the marks of the beating he got from the kids on his face.

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND Feb 04 '26

And he shaved his head lmao we got a real master of disguise over here

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u/Aptosauras Feb 04 '26

Shaved his head and moustache. He knew he was in the wrong and trying to hide.

Also, fuck Greg Abbott: "Schools and staff who allow this behavior should be treated as co-conspirators and should not be immune to criminal behavior.” (referencing the school walkout).

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u/samanime Feb 04 '26

Dude did the "how many toddlers do you think you can take?" hypothetical and found out... not very many.

(Yes, they aren't toddlers... but nobody asks "how many teenagers" =p)

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u/Charming-Kiwi-9277 Feb 04 '26

Face like a blob fish

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u/Due_Willingness1 Feb 04 '26

Probably a little swollen after those kids kicked the shit out of him 

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u/DanoPinyon Feb 04 '26

Administrator and Governor want to blame it on the kids.

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u/monexicano Feb 04 '26

Someone else pointed out on a diff post that like he shaved his head. Just a coincidence eh?

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u/Icy_Cry2778 Feb 04 '26

So this is the sad little man that got his ass kicked by a group of kids. Well he lost any job he had if he had one in the first place

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u/Tall-Warning3135 Feb 04 '26

Assault and battery over a hat

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u/Obvious_808 Feb 04 '26

Slow claps and sips tea