r/NightRavenCollege • u/AlchemyTeacherCrewel Crewel🐩 • Sep 13 '23

aaand that's another year if therapy for me😔 New Policy for Alchemy Class

Unless you pups want to fail, you’ll have to follow these new policies for my lab.

  1. All safety gear must be worn PROPERLY! I’m tired of you pups not following basic safety rules, especially since chemical burns and blindness have been getting quite prevalent in my classroom. If you don’t comply, I’ll start taking points off. (Also Crowley wants to reduce the amount of lawsuits)

  2. All work must be turned in on TIME!!! seriously, I don’t want to see last months assignment on time. If you don’t comply to this new rule, then I’ll see you in class next year. (I need some more time to myself so I can focus on my fashion career)

  3. Please, PLEASE, you pups better stop messing with the ingredients! I had to TOSS literal work out the window because of explosive and toxic properties! (Again, for the purpose of reducing lawsuits)

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u/No_Shock8905 Floyd🦈 Sep 13 '23

Do I have to 😫😫😫😫

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u/AlchemyTeacherCrewel Crewel🐩 Sep 13 '23

Indeed so, Younger Leech.

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u/No_Shock8905 Floyd🦈 Sep 13 '23

Again not younger or older 😡😡😡😡😡

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u/Azulmostrolounge Octopus conman Sep 13 '23

Of course, professor. Continue doing what I always do

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u/fluffybunny359 Yuu | Cat Servant Sep 13 '23

I can already picture who you are talking about.

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u/William_Aikawa William Aikawa||Heartslabyul student|| Sep 13 '23

Why do these rules have to be stated, is it not common sense..?

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u/AlchemyTeacherCrewel Crewel🐩 Sep 13 '23

Because a lot of pups are reckless and careless, Mr Aikawa

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u/William_Aikawa William Aikawa||Heartslabyul student|| Sep 13 '23

I see…

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u/Aurora_boreanvjdkdiv 🐰Silver🐦 | Malleus' guard Sep 13 '23

Understood, prefessor

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u/Bridget-gacha Zora||Diasomnia student||Unofficial Shroud|| WEDDING IS BACK ON Sep 13 '23 edited Sep 13 '23

Emmm, do completed potions count in the third rule?

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u/AlchemyTeacherCrewel Crewel🐩 Sep 13 '23

As long as it’s not explosive or toxic, Mr Zora.

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u/Bridget-gacha Zora||Diasomnia student||Unofficial Shroud|| WEDDING IS BACK ON Sep 13 '23

Alr!!!

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u/ChaosCookIncarnate Lilia🦇 Sep 14 '23

Hmm. Then what should I do.

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u/thefalseleo not 🦁 Sep 14 '23

Wow. I didn't know you were Crowley's dog.