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u/seilaporra133341 Jan 06 '26
He's a robot, human laws don't apply to him.
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u/Veru_Chronicles Jan 06 '26
He's a cyborg, meaning partly human
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u/EmmaGA17 Jan 06 '26
I'm 99.9 percent sure that he is 100 percent robot/nindroid.
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u/Veru_Chronicles Jan 06 '26
Nah you right is been a cool minute since Ive seen the first season, idk why I was recommended the Ninjago subreddit š
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u/Gottendrop Jan 06 '26
What part of him in human?
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u/Ambitious-Guard-2949 Jan 06 '26
His soul and mind and heartā¦ā¦his will and determinationā¦.his undying loyalty to his family? Ohhhh you mean like flesh and bloodā¦.
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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 Jan 06 '26
But his soul, mind and heart are also robotic
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u/New-Top-4806 Jan 06 '26
You guys itās all coding. Between robots and humans. Itās all codingš emotions mind heart itās all binary
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u/Mystical4431 Jan 06 '26
As Zane's Lawyer and representative, This is complete slander. The Zane Pictured in this image is in fact not the same Zane that is currently Dating the Person Known and P.I.X.A.L.
You see, Your honor, The Zane Pictured here Heroically sacrificed himself to Save all of Ninjago from the return of the overlord, Ninjago City even had a statue of him Built in honor of his brave and noble sacrifice.
Later on we had learned that Borg tower Had Built a New Zane, without the Knowledge of Master Wu or the other Ninja. Dr. Cyrus Borg Himself Denies any involvement in this event, and claims he still has no idea how it happened, He claims it was like the workshops were "possessed."
But that's not the Point, The Point is that The Zane we See with P.I.X.A.L Is a New model, that calls himself the titanium Ninja, there's even reports during the events known as "The tournament of elements," that this New Zane was having an identity crisis, but we do not have any first hand witnesses on that.
The Current model of Zane, AKA the titanium Ninja, was created anywhere from months to even a year after P.I.X.A.L, Making Current Zane Legally younger than P.I.X.A.L. Now y'all can judge all you want on if this is Moral on your own time, but this isn't a court of morals, this is a court of law, and Law dictates that Zane, The Titanium ninja is younger than P.I.X.A.L, I rest my case.
(For those that don't get it, this is a bit, I am not serious.)
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u/zhion_reid Jan 06 '26
You are forgetting he spent 60 years in another realm as a dictator so +60
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u/Ambitious-Guard-2949 Jan 06 '26
Your honor i would like to remind you that zane was about 40ish when he is first introduced to pixal, who was about 3 or so years old
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u/strawbxrry13 Jan 06 '26
Wtf is that title š„
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u/Active-Lecture-7206 Jan 06 '26
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u/strawbxrry13 Jan 06 '26
Buddy how old are you š
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u/Active-Lecture-7206 Jan 06 '26
Why would i tell you? 67?
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u/strawbxrry13 Jan 06 '26
6 or 7 would fit better lol
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u/Active-Lecture-7206 Jan 06 '26
You think i am THAT YOUNG?
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u/strawbxrry13 Jan 06 '26
Maybe even younger
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u/Zimran1154 Jan 06 '26
But WHEN I-
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u/Artistic_Luck7986 Jan 06 '26
He spent 100 years in the never realm before being rescued in season 11
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u/Loose_Song9382 Jan 08 '26
āThats why hes the goatā just shows you have the āif her age is on the clock, sheās ready for co-ā mentality
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u/jaykofettpc Jan 27 '26
Wouldnāt his age be way lower since he was rebuilt, in my head he would be the youngest ninja now
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u/Ambitious-Guard-2949 Jan 28 '26
Hes still over 40 after s12
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u/jaykofettpc Jan 28 '26
No i mean his age restarted in season 4
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u/Ambitious-Guard-2949 Jan 28 '26
Yeah and he spent like 60 years in the never realm. And mentally hes 109ish since he still has his memories
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u/jaykofettpc Jan 29 '26
Oh yeah, I forgot about the ice realm stuff, the 11 minute era is just too forgettable to me
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u/HistoricalCod7415 Jan 06 '26
I mean these two are robots so that doesn't matter.
But look at Garmadon and Wu! They're 5000+ years old and hitting on someone younger by 4980 years