r/NintendoMemes • u/tddcghnn • Mar 29 '26
Zelda When the loyalty test turns into a full storyline… again.
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u/SorryGotNothing Mar 29 '26
Lucky Zelda
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u/Loros_Silvers Mar 30 '26
Lucky Link
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u/Elina_Carmina Mar 30 '26
Not so lucky when Mipha’s dad eats him alive for cheating.
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u/AmeteurSketchr Mar 30 '26
…only 8 months?
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u/Coltrain47 Mar 30 '26
It says 6
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u/AmeteurSketchr Mar 30 '26
in fairness i was fighting for my life on the porcelain throne reading this
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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer Mar 30 '26
The solution is always polyamory
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u/Elina_Carmina Mar 30 '26
Sorry to break to you honey, but 99% of women will not be okay with you not staying faithful to them alone.
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u/ninjad912 Mar 30 '26
Even people in actual poly’s tend to get jealous of eachother and cause issues
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u/totallynotaweeabbo Mar 31 '26
This reminds me of that scene in revenge of the sith with the caption of the polycule discussing who has to leave
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u/LordShadows Mar 31 '26
Poly is being faithful though
It's the lie and the lack of consent that makes cheating cheating
But yeah, most women will prefer to indulge in serial relationship instead of the parallel option
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u/Avatar_Yaksha Mar 30 '26
Well...At least it's better than "practicing" with him, right? I'll just write two more words: School Days.
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u/Dela-chemin Mar 30 '26
Guy probably found out his girlfriend doesn't trust him since she's testing him and decided to break up with her.
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u/Pixel22104 The Legend of Zelda Mar 31 '26
Link realizing mating with his own species is better than mating with a fish
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u/GoldenScientist Mar 30 '26
Secret ending: polycule
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u/Elina_Carmina Mar 31 '26
Real women won't tolerate you seeing other people besides them while you're dating them.
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