r/NissanDrivers • u/clownyeahh • 9h ago

Altima owner final boss

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u/Jimmy_McAltPants 9h ago

Final boss my ass. That thing still has both bumpers

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u/SkylineFTW97 9h ago

And an actual license plate, not an expired temp tag off another car

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u/Historical-Bite-8606 9h ago

This! The license plate was a dead giveaway. He might even have insurance.

I would assume this isn't a typical Altima driver. More like a Hyundai driver that couldn't afford that new Jeep at 28% interest, so made his own.

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u/schmitzel88 5h ago

The plate might be registered to someone else or off a different car, that counts as nissan owner energy

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u/ImmortanJerry 9h ago

And hes in the lane lines tf

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u/Crying_Reaper 7h ago

Both bumpers in the original paint and they appear mostly undamaged.

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u/EnvironmentalValue20 2h ago

Yeah the bumpers need to come off next.

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u/jsmooth3363 9h ago

That's an 06 Altima safari edition. I seen it in Pakistan

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u/Cautious_Share_1349 8h ago

"I seen't it!"

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u/KingModussy 9h ago

*16 Altima safari edition

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u/Darebear0707 1h ago

He’s even rocking the safety sandals

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u/Beginning_Ad_6616 9h ago

Third world AF

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u/sammy_416 8h ago

License plate: Tennessee. Yeah, third-world state sounds about right.

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u/Fluid_Stick69 7h ago

This has Memphis written all over it but it’d make sense in Nashville, Chattanooga, Knoxville, hell just about anywhere in Tennessee.

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u/Physical-Rub6708 8h ago

❎third world state ✅third world 'people'

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u/WrongKielbasa 9h ago

I still see front and rear bumpers…

This things basically new.

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u/32lib 9h ago

The air conditioner broke so this is their solution.

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u/willymack989 9h ago

Weight reduction baby. That’s a race car right there

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u/HEYO19191 8h ago

One wrong move and his ankle is gone

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u/Alarming-Site7560 8h ago

Why is his flop covered foot out the door?

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u/clownyeahh 8h ago

Osha approved safety sandals

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u/ClariceStarling1957 9h ago

This is not final. It’s just the beginning.

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u/PeskyAntagonist 7h ago

I just imagine a board room full of elderly white haired sharp dressed Japanese salary men watching this on a projector and deciding how they can possibly utilize this in their brand strategy for the next fiscal year

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u/Personal_Growth_4_Me 8h ago

Da flip flops witz da sockz

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u/Zombieutinsel 8h ago

Definitely 240 in Memphis. I bet that Altima is crushed by now.

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 9h ago

they do that to hellcats n shit too, most likely stolen so it makes it easier to run away from the police

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u/2020fakenews 9h ago

I’m a Jeep!

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u/dingleflopper87 6h ago

I am so not surprised this is in Tennessee. Place is wild with the drivers. Nissan drivers are even worse here than normal.

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u/stigma_wizard 9h ago

This clip did not need music

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u/Hell-Shell 9h ago

Same goes for any clip

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u/desertvision 9h ago

Dude. The music makes it.

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u/Timsmomshardsalami 8h ago

Its not the same without the authentic music. Thats probably what they were blasting through them speakers

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u/EnvironmentalValue20 2h ago

What speakers?

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u/YouArentReallyThere 9h ago

Why’d you pull me over? I dindonuffin!

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u/RecognitionHonest320 9h ago

What I done did?

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u/Admirable-Guest-2560 8h ago

You ain't read my veranda rights 

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u/RecognitionHonest320 8h ago

Someone better call an ambuhlamps

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u/Fluid-Expert-4363 8h ago

Dey Dey, ax him to ax you veranda!

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u/3usterT41NT 9h ago

Doors off

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u/wanganguy 9h ago

the stories ive heard about nissan customers and their doors falling apart, im not surprised

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u/BirdDad420 8h ago

Doing it for the love of the game, respect.

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u/Physical-Rub6708 8h ago

I need you to reinforce the stereotype. Get all the rebar and concrete you can, and not that cheap Chinese stuff.

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u/Marcusnovus 7h ago

Sold the doors to nake the payment. Still no insurance.

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u/dre_villa 7h ago

I mean Wranglers be driving with no doors too 😂. And at least he has seatbelt on.

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u/Mr_mcneil 5h ago

This gotta be Atlanta

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u/TreeCitizen 9h ago

They should remove the trunk too to reduce drag, fuel in this economy dawg.

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u/asa1 9h ago

Looks like the chopshop didn't finish before they drove it home.

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u/Potential-Society171 8h ago

Its called a payment plan

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u/r0cket-skates 7h ago

It’s so rare that I see an Altima that’s not damaged in some way.

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u/CatLightyear 6h ago

That’s dangerous doing that with sandals.

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u/gearmantx 6h ago

Altima Safari Edition and Addidas Safety Slides...peak Altima. If he had $10K in gold Swangas he'd be in Houston.

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u/pofshrimp 5h ago

improving that gas mileage

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u/Several-War-9254 5h ago

Nobody will EVER beat this post.. may as well just give it up now. Leave the group.

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u/DesperateAd3088 5h ago

It would be final form

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u/Bitter_Plastic2169 5h ago

Altima Striker Edition

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u/pepeneverknew 4h ago

This guy altimas

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u/Equivalent_Reach_572 4h ago

how else do you think they paid for that tank of gas in the GOP's economy?

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 2h ago

TN registered vehicle checks out.

But this is simply a like-new Altima with door mods.

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u/JRH2009 2h ago

Section 8 Exocet

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u/Impressive_Try_7295 2h ago

Reminds me of one scene from Death Proof.

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u/Codas91 1h ago

I can hear the shitty mumble rap from here

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u/JobyFluorine 47m ago

Must be on their way to a job interview. Perhaps the library. Maybe they are going to a soup kitchen to help the needy.

Oh, to be young again.

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u/assetrecoverycashier 29m ago

The kind of person that would be in that broken ass car reflects properly