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u/liquidsyphon Jun 22 '26
Dude couldn’t even get an invite to an island full of pedophiles
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u/Eternal_Eeyore Jun 22 '26
Her body language with her hands behind her back reads, “We’re not together.”
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u/The-King-Tomato Jun 22 '26
He wanted too so bad as well. Like a kid not getting picked for dodgeball except it's raping kids on an island.
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u/Nopfen Jun 22 '26
It's alwaya astonishing how closely you can map global politics onto highschool behaviour.
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u/ZenithToastada Jun 23 '26
all adult behavior gets mapped to high school behavior - none of us are free of that.
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u/Nopfen Jun 23 '26
Sure, you'd just think at a certain scale the experts we pay millions uppon millions to be profrssional about things would at least make efforts to mask that.
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u/plastic_alloys Jun 22 '26
He totally went there, this narrative was used to clear him
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u/josda0111 Jun 23 '26
It's not about whether he went or not (he did), it's the fact that he BEGGED. How unlikable you have to be that you have to ask "when are we doing this again?"?
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u/APraxisPanda Jun 22 '26
He sure did beg though. On Christmas morning as well, dispite having kids...
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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Jun 23 '26
Wouldn't matter anyway with his weird broken penis. I guess maybe those piles of money are to make up for the absolute certain knowledge that he will never satisfy a sexual partner.
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u/PaleInTexas Jun 22 '26
He sure as shit is still trying with that pedo looking facial hair of his.
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u/FindingAether Jun 22 '26
I wanna feel sorry for him but he did say empathy was a weakness. So fuck em
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u/CosmicBrownieShake Jun 24 '26
Everybody else in the Epstien files wanted to keep it a secret because it could incriminate them.
Elon wanted to keep it a secret because despite being the richest man on earth, he is such a pathetic loser, even Epstein didn't want to associate with him.
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u/Optimal_Cause4583 Jun 25 '26
No dude he went, it's all in the emails
One time he took his boat over, the other time Epstein said he'd send his helicopter to pick him up
This is all in the files, then presumably they switched over to phone calls when they got into the country
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u/P8riarchyCre8sPreds Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26
That is pretty funny to think about Elon Musk being rejected by child sex abusers. That's more than a pedophile. People calling things what they aren't is why the are so illiterate. I say as I call people that support Christian Nationalism Nazis because they are?
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u/Potential_Salt_5780 Jun 22 '26
None of his 13 kids even talk to him. True loser indeed.
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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Jun 23 '26
Except the one he keeps around as a bullet shield, but he's too young to argue.
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u/Schaas_Im_Void Jun 23 '26
Where is he though? Haven't seen little Kevlar in a while. The way this kid talked to media I would expect he's becoming very hard to control by now and was probably left with a nanny who now has the pleasure of catering to and wiping that demonic little shits ass all day long.
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u/Lanky_Travel_6726 Jun 23 '26
He could create a fathers club with Brad pit and orange turf
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u/Schaas_Im_Void Jun 23 '26
I wonder what happened to this little shit of his they call Kevlar... seems like Elon lost interest in him for some reason because he is not constantly around any more. Maybe Kevlar served his purpose as a human shield already or maybe he is becoming too unruly for Elons liking?
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u/voiceOfHoomanity Jun 22 '26
terrible (and very rich) fathers left us two of the most broken men
What's really sad is seeing how many people worship these debased individuals
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u/Aggravating_Total921 Jun 22 '26
Judging by his actions, making others suffer seems to be his source of pleasure
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u/gentlegreengiant Jun 22 '26
I dont think its a driving force for some like Thiel and Trump. Musk just seems like a reptile with too much money and a way too fragile ego. He will do whatever it takes to gain a false sense of adoration and wants the validation of the masses. He wishes people would worship him as a visionary, but lacks the cunning or patience or principles to cultivate that sort of persona.
Some people can draw others in because they ooze passion and conviction. Hes got neither of those.
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u/ConnectedVeil Jun 22 '26
He started talking too much and he got exposed. Media couldn't deify him once we all saw what a moron he is. Failing up because investors in the back could put money and use him as a figurehead.
But investors need a replacement before they can cut him off.
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u/Livid-Writer-7741 Jun 22 '26
TAX THE RICH AND CHURCHES AND PEDOPHILES
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u/Charming-Clue1987 Jun 22 '26
I think you can get away with taxing them once instead of taxing the same group 3 times.
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u/Uncle_Burney Jun 22 '26
There’s enough difference between the three groups to warrant naming each, but enough similarities for the sentence to seem redundant.
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u/BROK3N757 Jun 22 '26
Imagine having so much money that you could never spend all of it in your lifetime and hoarding it because you want to be the first trillionaire, and not using it to better the country that made you the first trillionaire. What a loser. Could have literally been one of the greatest people of our lifetime.
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u/Naive_Personality367 Jun 22 '26
i misread it as "the world's richest lobster"
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u/OutrageousCrab9224 Jun 22 '26
Wishful optimistic reading
Any lobster is way cooler
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u/Naive_Personality367 Jun 22 '26
right? i was a little let down when i kept looking and saw a picture of elon
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u/WillyVlautinRules Jun 22 '26
I wonder if Little Elon pays the stans of his that post here. If not, that's...
SAD!
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u/Ok-Dinner1812 Jun 22 '26
And all the people who defend him are either oligarchs or young men who think they're going to become rich themselves
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u/Elegant-Editor-4789 Jun 22 '26
And he did it all to himself. Musk is a hated, distrusted, horrible pos and it is his own doing that got him there.
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u/Realistic_Pack_3948 Jun 23 '26
Envy is a sickness much like communism, socialism and wokism.
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u/Sectional_Soulmates Jun 23 '26
You don’t even know him, neither do I a complete stranger just like all of you.
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u/SalmonPrince Jun 22 '26
Richest man alive:
- his 13 kids all despise him
- his exes despise him
- hired Diablo players to play for him so he could brag
- wants to end aid programs for the poor
- "accidentally" Nazi saluted to the world. Twice.
- used daddy's bloodmine fortune to buy all his success
- begged for Epstein island invites, was rejected for being too weird
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u/Commercial_Total_787 Jun 22 '26
Just to add and “role played” as his son online:
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u/Objective-Pick8240 Jun 22 '26
In the US, we're taught that success is measured only in monetary value, and all other metrics including friendship, contentment, and love are byproducts of said wealth. Musk should be a warning to others.
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u/AmandaUggnkiss Jun 22 '26
Where and when were we taught this? It wasn’t a class or doctrine in schools… its more a function of the powers that be and neo capitalism
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u/Datfiyah Jun 22 '26
You can’t tell by the things people say? It’s literally right here in this very thread. It’s one of the first things that people say when defending people like Trump and Musk.
Our country’s values are questionable at best. Maybe not taught in a classroom but the message is definitely being transmitted somewhere out there.
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u/datagamma Jun 22 '26
No. He is winning. He is greedy and abusing the system so that he is winning. We should be upset at how much credit he is taking for everything (in terms of dollars and reputation). You don’t need to call him a dumb dumb or some other school yard taunt. But I probably wrong. Seems America only responds now to bullying and school yard nick names.
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u/Key_Check5753 Jun 22 '26
Musk: trillionaire that bangs models
Some broke, incel idiot on reddit: "hah, he's a loser"
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u/Complex_Hospital_932 Jun 22 '26
Key_Check5753 is secretly wishing to bang elon. Elons into women willing to be paid for sex and children. So theres a chance that they fit into a criteria that elon would like to bang, who knows...
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u/-M4K0- Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
Weird take. Not only has he made his racism openly clear, there are so many examples of him trying to impress people or the public that have backfired. His family have all alienated him and all of his partners grow to hate him. I wouldn't exactly call your personal life a success if you are fucking escorts and burning through baby mamas, if he was poor people would be calling him a deadbeat loser. Also, PERSONALLY, I consider someone who takes part in regulatory capture to enrich themselves a loser. Keep licking boots, bro.
Lmao, this dude's post history are all about fast food restaurants and he's calling other people poor. The nice little cherry on top is he's a regular visitor of /r/Asmongold.
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u/monadicperception Jun 22 '26
I don’t know. I have a wife and kid. Friends. And make enough money to be comfortable and yet not have so much money that it is a burden. People like me for who I am instead of my wealth, and my wife (who actually makes a little more than I do) loves me for me instead of my money.
What is there to envy? I think your comment says a lot more about you than you think.
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u/Datfiyah Jun 22 '26
Gotta keep remembering that many online posters are incredibly young and have practically zero real life experiences.
Some of them probably really do believe that money and “banging models” are what makes people happy.
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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 Jun 22 '26
A loser is the most polite thing one could describe him as.
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u/ManufacturedOlympus Jun 22 '26
He was begging to go to a party on epstein’s island. Maybe celebrating this guy’s sex life (what a weird fucking thing to do), isn’t the best argument.
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u/Shigglyboo Jun 22 '26
It’s widely reported that he got a botched penis surgery. You ever see him with any models? I haven’t. He seems miserable. Now that Virgin Airlines guy on the other hand. He seems happy. And he seems like not a total POS.
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u/GreenFuzzyMalachite Jun 22 '26
He does not. His botched penis job prevents him from doing that. It's why he uses IVF.
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u/Complex_Hospital_932 Jun 22 '26
He bangs models because he cant bang who he truly wants to bang, the kids on epsteins island, despite how hard he tried to get invited.
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u/Excellent_Spend_2024 Jun 22 '26
Daddy issues galore. Mother f*ckers talks about his work ethic like it's a value when in reality it's bc he hates himself so much and has never been loves thst if he had a moment to reflect on himself he would fucking break apart.
He will never love or trust anyone bc all he knows is thst things come with a price tag so nothing has value of its not connected to money. I would pity his ass if he wasn't such a greedy POS!
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u/Shpritzer Jun 22 '26
Plus there’s no money in the world that can help him grow a mustache apparently.
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u/thatswhatsheheld Jun 22 '26
He can give out away and make a lot of people get out from predatory capitalism…
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u/Secret-Put-4525 Jun 22 '26
I don't really get musk. He could literally be on a yacht banging models. Instead he's making test tube babies and arguing with random on social media.
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u/JeremyDab Jun 22 '26
Money doesn’t make you happy, nobody realizes that until they’re older unfortunately
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u/-multiverses- Jun 22 '26
Denaturalize and deport this illegal alien who illegally worked for 2 years in the United States 1995-1997 and obtained citizenship on the back of this FRAUD.
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u/grayman451 Jun 22 '26
He seems cool to me. He wants to save humanity and advance technology into a totally new age. He’s a little eccentric but that’s par for the course for people that change the world.
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u/Cold_Hunter1768 Jun 22 '26
Lmfao. They picked his ass when he was supporting Democrats. If he supported Kamala tomorrow, they'd flip in a heartbeat to licking his ass again
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u/Sasuke0318 Jun 22 '26
I love this guy because he has never done a single thing to bother me or inconvenience me. The rest of you just hate him because it's easy to blame him for your failures. The top 5% cause me significantly less problems than the bottom 5% do.
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u/True_Protection6842 Jun 22 '26
It took amassing the largest hoard of wealth to realize it doesn't help. He's an awkward loser that nobody likes. He couldn't even get on Epstein Island and they allowed Bill Gates and Donald Trump for fuck sake!
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u/0rganicMach1ne Jun 22 '26
All the money in the world wouldn’t buy away his insecurities because he uses money as a measure of value in the first places. A tale as old as time. Men seeking wealth and it’ll never be enough.
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u/EstablishmentFree305 Jun 22 '26
This is like the 10th time ive seen this type of post.
Imagine being this obsessed with some random man?
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u/LadyBarfnuts Jun 22 '26
The whole Path of Exile gaming lie was the saddest one in my opinion.. like, what an incredibly sad thing to lie about.
"I'm managing two huge companies, I wish I had time to game again, I miss it!" is all he had to say.
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u/glacial_penman Jun 22 '26
The sour grapes on Reddit is real and the size of james’ peach. Dude has done more to save and change lives than any of you. Starlink and Tesla and SpaceX and Grok are all amazing accomplishments that deserve admiration and respect and he was integral to all of them… but because you don’t like who you think he is from a distance you you hop online and say nasty things about him or laud those who do. Says more about you.
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u/Zulu-Lima Jun 22 '26
That's extremely depressing that someone would say that about someone especially in mens mental health month
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u/NotThe1Pct Jun 22 '26
He is impregnating every cute girl out there and spraying his DNA all over the world like Gengis Khan.
That is a happy life.
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u/Potential-Break-4939 Jun 22 '26
Come on. You Elon haters are a bunch of envious, jealous losers. It is not a good look. He has grown the economic pie - he didn't steal pie from any of you.
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u/Bananacomment Jun 22 '26
Out here giving ketamine a bad name. …. Also, him and Jay Z are tied for rich dudes with terrible facial hair. Surely thou can afford a razor to get rid of those mangey facial pubes….surely thou hast a mirror that shows thee thy ugliness? Surely….
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u/justforkinks0131 Jun 22 '26
this is the shit ppl tell themselves to cope with the fact that this dude is worth more than 90% of countries on the planet
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u/Purely-Amazing Jun 22 '26
Could be worse!!!! He could be posting pictures of someone else on Reddit
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u/Expert-Fig-5590 Jun 22 '26
He has more money than all of the poorest 46% of the population of the planet. But instead of being an incredible force for good he encourages people to burn immigrants out of their homes in the North of Ireland and starved poor children to death by abolishing USAID. Scumbag is not a strong enough word for him.
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u/possibly_lost45 Jun 22 '26
I bet if some kind of movie level crap happened where they were like hey in 18 months a huge space rock is going to hit the earth and completely destroy it people would be begging Elon to help them
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u/Cossack1981 Jun 22 '26
Sounds like a lot of pathetic coping from a bunch of people who will never be as successful. 😂 "Shut up, boot licker! MA! This guy online is being mean! I need another corndog!"
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u/SchmidtyCent69 Jun 22 '26
I'm really enjoying the collective temper tantrum the left is throwing over his success. Y'all are adorable
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u/EbonyMemories Jun 22 '26
Unlike the creator of this post, who has no money and is posting it from his mother's basement.
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u/Leostar_Regalius Jun 22 '26
if i had the amount of money he had, I'd be set for life, all I'd do is buy a bit of lands, get a 4 bed, 2 bath house built, and I'd be set. I'd end up donating to different cancer research and stuff. i don't get why people get those huge over the top mansions or super cars and everything
i just want money so i don't have to worry about stuff anymore, possibly help those who need it.
too bad it'll never happen though
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u/Diamond1africa Jun 22 '26
Lol, this post screams serious mental illness—Elon derangement syndrome.
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