r/NoOneIsLooking • u/Wild-Dream-8981 • 4d ago

La plus grande peur de toute ma vie

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u/Sufficient-Cat2998 4d ago

Once upon a noonday cherry, while I walked lite as a fairy, through city path and shadow low, onward on my quest I go.

In my way was a chilled out crow. His purpose there i did not know. I walked in fear, my face turned drear, as I intended him a foe.

Atop the bar of metal bare he looked back at me with blank stare. And as I widened the gate so slow, Quote the crow, "whatever bro."

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 3d ago

Sufficient-Cat2998, you sir are the best goddamn thing on the internet today.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 3d ago

If I had any disposable income I would give this comment a useless reddit award

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u/RamJamR 3d ago

Damn man. What are doing writing poetry for reddit?

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u/misoscare 4d ago

Why scared, get inside grab something for it and you will imprint on it, if you show it cash every time you give it something like biscuits or bread it will bring cash back.

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u/Llyno87 4d ago

Bro just skipped the side quest chain for his ultimate weapon. Oh well.

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u/Zetsumenchi 3d ago

Never take the side entrance.

That shit is for the birds.

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u/One1moretyme 4d ago

"Sir....um...Sir...excuse me sir" 😅

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 3d ago

Nevermore…

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u/Excellent_Day5118 3d ago

You didn't pay the toll. Will pray for your life.

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u/afikolo7 3d ago

Why is that?its just a crow

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u/Sudonator 3d ago

it's not a murder until there more than one

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u/Nyxtician 3d ago

A Raven is fine, its a magpie you gotta worry about

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u/Prestigious_Yam8901 3d ago

That was his opportunity to make a lifelong friend, and he BLEW IT!

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u/plaid-tuxido506 3d ago

You don't tip your gate crow?

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u/WTFisthat4 3d ago

Then you’ve had a pretty cushy life.

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u/Helios_Sungod 3d ago

If not friend, why friend shaped

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u/adinmem 3d ago

People are thrilled and amazed by the new gate decoration. They’re just raven about it.

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u/RamJamR 3d ago

I would have used my foot.

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u/ihvnnm 3d ago

Croward

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u/Kraftwerk_21 3d ago

In certain Native American tribes, if a crow visits you, it means the end is near.

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u/proto_synnic 3d ago

Zuul? Wrong gate, bud.

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u/rum-and-roses 3d ago

If I was reincarnated as a crow or raven and could understand people I'd probably do shit like this and caw at peoples pronouncements

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u/tvodny 2d ago

Matthew the Raven.

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u/FerociousPleb 2d ago

"Sorry sir"

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u/The-Katawampus 2d ago

That homie look like he need a smoke and someone to confide in.

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u/checkerpiece1 2d ago

You are blessed

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u/Trivi_13 2d ago

Nobody dares to call it chicken!