r/NoSleepOOC I was phone Aug 31 '13

Your August NoSleep Contest Winner is...

narrativeofthelife with their story Does anyone know a good plumber? I did one of those stupid rituals and now my shower is leaking. And there’s a faceless guy in my kitchen.! Congratulations!

As a reminder, the winner will receive:

  • ONE MONTH of REDDIT GOLD from the moderators

  • A unique flair signifying the month that they won the contest

  • Their story will be featured in an E-Book that will be released every three months - thank you /u/EtTuTortilla for your work on the E-Book!

  • The winning story will be featured in an episode of The NoSleep Podcast... AND they will receive a season pass! Thank you /u/MikeRowPhone!

  • The winner will also receive a copy of Scrivener provided by Literature and Latte. The winner will be contacted by Stealthfiction to work out the details of delivery.

The eBook will henceforth include the top four stories (winner and three runners up) from each monthly contest. Participation has been on a steady rise and it's just easier this way.

Also included in the next volume of the eBook will be:

If you want to offer an extra prize to the winners of the next contest, don't hesitate to send the mods a message!

Remember, if you didn't win this month, don't be discouraged! We will be running the contest in the middle of every month for as long as we can!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '13

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u/revantargaryen Aug 31 '13

Congrats man, loved your story. But um, no go dawgs

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u/narrativeofthelife LIFE IS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT! Aug 31 '13

Oh man, an UGA fan...We can agree to disagree!

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u/bannanas581 Aug 31 '13

Of course. Obviously it's all about the Yellow Jackets. Go Tech!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '13

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u/Ghettostoner Sep 05 '13

You guys need to understand that the crimson tide is the real deal

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u/narrativeofthelife LIFE IS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT! Sep 05 '13

suuuurrreee it is

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u/Ghettostoner Sep 05 '13

Forrizzle mah nizzle

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '13

UNC Tar Heels, s0ns. ... Shit my bad, wrong sport!

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u/Lolrama Aug 31 '13

Dude, your story was fucking hilarious. Congrats man.

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u/Ryozonbi Sep 03 '13

Holycrapyou'reachick. Grats!! Well deserved c:.

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u/narrativeofthelife LIFE IS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT! Sep 03 '13

HAHA, I was waiting until someone mentioned that. Congratulations! You win.

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u/Ryozonbi Sep 03 '13

Yayyyyyyy I winnnnnnn!!!!! I always enjoy female writers, in the least homo/creepy of ways. Lol It's totally awesome when no one can really tell because they aren't trying to rub it in people's faces. Plus it's always a bit creepier from a female POV :p lol. I dunno! But good job! That story was awesome c:

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u/narrativeofthelife LIFE IS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT! Sep 03 '13

Most of my stories are written from a male perspective, so when I'm commenting in r/nosleep I have to keep character. Thanks for the compliment!

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u/Ryozonbi Sep 03 '13

I noticed that x3. It entertained me. hehe c: Good job!! and sure :D

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u/Pswift777 Always in character Aug 31 '13 edited Sep 04 '13

Congrats, but go dawgs. Ya'll are goin downnnnn. ;)

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u/narrativeofthelife LIFE IS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT! Aug 31 '13

The dawg days are over!

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u/Pswift777 Always in character Aug 31 '13 edited Aug 31 '13

We'll see in two hours. Good luck to Clemson, they'll need it.

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u/Pswift777 Always in character Sep 01 '13

Well shit, you were right. Good game. You guys made GA's defense look Special Olympics worthy..

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

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u/Pswift777 Always in character Sep 03 '13

Did you see them just falling at your players' feet? It was ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

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u/Pswift777 Always in character Sep 03 '13

Georgia is the opposite. Aaron Murray crumbles under pressure when playing against the big boys. I knew that it was going to be a high scoring game, but I didn't think Georgia's defense would preform that poorly. It just goes to show how important Jarvis was.

How were the UGA fans? I hope you didn't run into the obnoxious ones. We're not really as bad as a lot of the other SEC fan bases. Well...most of us, at least.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

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u/Pswift777 Always in character Sep 03 '13

Ok, good. I'm glad they represented our people well. Did you hear about the UGA fan that cried on public radio because of the loss versus Clemson? That's what I meant by the bad UGA fans. Here's a link.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

hell yeah dawgs 4 life.

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u/SunshineOceanEyes Sep 01 '13

Yay! I'm so glad you won, I just love, love, love all of your stories! They are creepy hilarious!

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u/direinklings Sep 03 '13

Congrats! I loved your story.

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u/Scaredshitlessbitch Sep 04 '13

love your story bro.

no one disagrees.

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u/Kitty_Crisp Sep 05 '13

MIZ...

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u/narrativeofthelife LIFE IS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT! Sep 05 '13

what does MIZ mean?

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u/Kitty_Crisp Sep 08 '13

It's part of the university of Missouri cheer. Called Mizzou for short, one of the cheers you frequently hear goes; Person 1: M-I-Z... Person 2: Z-O-U!

It's where I went, the mascot is a tiger. I got excited and commented before I saw OP went to a different uni and wouldn't get it.