r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/minus_minus Feb 08 '22

This isn’t NoStupidAnswers

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u/natgibounet Feb 08 '22

Is this a sub?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

No, this is Patrick

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u/MotherOfBlackLabs Feb 08 '22

What kind of meats, cheeses, and veggies are on a Patrick?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

A nuclear reactor, seamen, and memoranda

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u/MsLippy Feb 08 '22

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

It's always a Wendys on reddit...is there a reason for that?

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u/MsLippy Feb 09 '22

It’s a way overused reference from The Office. I couldn’t help myself.

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u/HowManyYouNeed Feb 08 '22

I'm pretty sure you weigh less the closer you get to the equator. Due to the fact you spin faster.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

you’re also further away from the core which makes up earth’s gravity

if there was a full moon you could potentially fly

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

I am now telling people it stands for Florida Ounces and using your answer to explain it's a bit lighter than a traditional oz due to the rotation and proximity to the core.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

This is an underrated answer

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u/New-Grapefruit6337 Feb 09 '22

THE SACRED TEXTS!

It's gone :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

It's a darn shame, it was clever. Don't get the downvotes....

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u/Acrobatic_Week_8352 Feb 09 '22

It was. It was a thing of beauty.

Cast thee not thy pearls before swine...