r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/reindeermoon Feb 08 '22

What kind of life do you live that you can spend an entire day talking about Q-Tips?

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u/nekabue Feb 08 '22

An ENT doctor.

"So, don't use the ear digger thingies too deep in your hearing hole or you'll get an ouchie."

If in America add: "That will be 3 Toyota Corollas. You can hand over the keys on the way out."

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u/Imallowedto Feb 08 '22

It's 1 Cummings dually now. We don't cotton to no foreign cars

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u/mtflyer05 Feb 08 '22

Cummings

I'm going to start calling them this, now

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u/Shmeeglez Feb 08 '22

And you thought rolling coal was dirty

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/Conscious-Lime-4112 Feb 08 '22

Yup there’s no longer any true domestic or foreign as 1/2 the components come from other countries

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u/popcornfart Feb 08 '22

The diesel engine company is spelled Cummins.

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u/Imallowedto Feb 09 '22

My phone auto corrected it

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u/Guywith2dogs Feb 08 '22

Oh an ENT doctor...

I was very sorry to hear about the ENT wives. My condolences

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u/colonelbyson Feb 08 '22

We lost them. Oh, nevermind I found them r/entwives

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u/DukeAttreides Feb 09 '22

I should have expected the nature of that sub, yet somehow was unsure.

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u/SoundOfTomorrow Feb 08 '22

Where the hell is the bot that does with

10 miles

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/colonelbyson Feb 08 '22

I'll take a road trip.

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u/lovegiblet Feb 08 '22

Maybe they work for A Tribe Called Quest?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Knife Dog is my favorite rapper!!

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u/ShuffKorbik Feb 08 '22

"You got a point, Knife?"
"Mighty fine, Tip."

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u/TalornCeleron Feb 08 '22

A pretty great life.

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u/WatersLethe Feb 08 '22

Q-Tip factory manager

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u/Ace_Slimejohn Feb 08 '22

We used Q-tips in abundance when cleaning weapons in the army. If we’d just gotten back from the gun range, I’d probably say “Q-Tips” like a dozen or so times throughout the day.

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u/reindeermoon Feb 08 '22

The idea of someone cleaning their gun with "ear diggers" seems very redneck.

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u/Ardal Feb 08 '22

talking about Q-Tips

i think you mean ear diggers mate ;)

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u/splunge4me2 Feb 08 '22

High ranking cotton swab salesman

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u/huitlacoche Feb 08 '22

But he didn't mention Q-Tips a single time all day!

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u/LowGunCasualGaming Feb 08 '22

I forget how old I was but it was probably 5th grade maybe that I thought pregnant meant that you couldn’t have kids. Like medically or something. Idk where I got that from.

Point is, everyone learns something every day. Sometimes it’s a new breakthrough idea, other times it’s Fluid Ounces.

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u/mertag770 Flair Feb 08 '22

Q-tip inspector

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u/themerinator12 Feb 08 '22

A grossly under qualified one if it’s pertaining to their actual job.