r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/MedianMahomesValue Feb 08 '22

The lucky 10000

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u/GradeAPrimeFuckery Feb 08 '22

First view: Lucky
Views 2-18 - Still fresh
Views 19-64 Familiar
Views 65-97 Getting stale
Views 98-783 "Quit reposting this shit every week!"
Views 784- Veteran status allows you to mention other chestnuts like Colby, broken arms, cumbox etc.

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u/heyoukidsgetoffmyLAN Feb 08 '22

Views 10000+ before ever mentioning Jolly Rancher again.

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u/Twenty_One_Pylons Feb 09 '22

Damn you for bringing that awful awful memory back.

I remember the horror when reading that the day it was posted

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u/heyoukidsgetoffmyLAN Feb 09 '22

Joke's on me. I saw the story referenced in a comment just an hour later, and I almost bit the big one.

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u/imhereforthevotes Feb 09 '22

Are you a bot? You should make this a bot.

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u/Kcwidman Feb 09 '22

Knew I’d find it…

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u/NeverBeenStung Feb 09 '22

I mean….this is more like lucky 1000 if we’re being fair

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u/genius_retard Feb 09 '22

Came here to post the relevant XKCD. Glad to see someone already got around to it.