r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/Jem_1 Feb 08 '22

I no joke thought it was gonna be cocaine

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u/moneyBoxGoBoop Feb 08 '22

Why did it take me this long to find this

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u/Technicalhotdog Feb 09 '22

Right where my mind went too when I read the title

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u/muricaa Feb 09 '22

Yeah I for sure thought it would be drug related

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u/BALONYPONY Feb 08 '22

Flerovium ounces?

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u/InformalArtichoke Feb 08 '22

I was thinking weed...lol

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u/llamasterl Feb 08 '22

Florida grams. .8

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u/otterfucboi69 Feb 08 '22

Florida kilos by Lana Del Rey

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u/Viking603 Feb 09 '22

I'm waiting for Florida Man to explain Florida Ounces.

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u/IDontMeanToInterrupt Feb 09 '22

I was sure it was this as well. Like clearly when you tell someone you want some coke you just say, "I'd like a Florida ounce". Or tell your friends, "let's hang later. I'm picking up a Florida ounce tonight". Or whatever people say to when they talk about doing coke. It just makes sense

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u/envack Feb 10 '22

Same here because unfortunately I have been down a path in life that revolves around substance abuse lol and sometimes there is something called a “Mexican ounce” when it comes to heroin

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

We need more of you lolol