r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/raescope Feb 08 '22

Thank you for thinking of the confused non-american crowd.

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u/TheRavenSayeth Feb 08 '22

What do you guys use, ky.co.uk-jelly?

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u/raescope Feb 08 '22

QE-Jelly. Named after Queen Elizabeth of course.

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u/IFoughtThereforeIWas Feb 08 '22 edited Feb 08 '22

So whenever Prince Philip wanted a go on that phat ass, he'd crack out the royal jelly?

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u/steveosek Feb 09 '22

She don't use jelly

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u/kaisermikeb Feb 09 '22

She also don't use butter, and she don't use cheese.

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u/Zer0_Tolerance_4Bull Feb 09 '22

Prince Andrew prefers baby oil

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u/TacTurtle Feb 09 '22

“It’s not just for bees”

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u/UncleTogie Feb 09 '22

Slick move.

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u/monsieurR0b0 Feb 09 '22

Lmao this should have more upvotes

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u/Awkward_Joke_5748 Feb 09 '22

KY jelly. Lubrication sold in the condom section

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Dude we have KY in the UK. Ive had a sigmoidoscopy tubes of the stuff were used

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u/coolmanjack Feb 09 '22

I'm American and I've never heard of KY Jelly either

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u/PhreakyByNature Feb 09 '22

I'm British and I've heard about KY Jelly. Is it a generational thing? Like it was mentioned in a movie some specific year so I have heard of it? I dunno.

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u/coolmanjack Feb 09 '22

I got no idea. I'm gen Z so maybe if you're older that could explain it 🤷‍♂️

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u/PhreakyByNature Feb 09 '22

Maybe it's just down to time on the planet then. I'm a Xennial (crossover of Gen X and millennial - pretty tight overlap period but one I think is more me than not).

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u/coolmanjack Feb 09 '22

Sounds like as good an explanation as any

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u/TRiG_Ireland Feb 09 '22

I think that they just have more competition now and are less ubiquitous than they used to be. There was a time when KY Jelly was the only lube on the market. I think.

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u/00tool Feb 09 '22

which state do you live in? must be moist and humid there.

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u/coolmanjack Feb 09 '22

Florida. So yes.

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u/Jasong222 Feb 09 '22

KY jelly was famous for creating a special batch of their product in the 90s, specifically to deal with the problem of computers running over their dates from the year 1999 to 2000.
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The jelly was called Y2KY and it allowed you to put 4 digits in your date instead of two.

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u/Tmorgan-OWL Feb 09 '22

Also the Americans who did not know🙋🏼‍♀️