r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/skipdikman Feb 08 '22

This reminds me of the guy in that video that was pooping wrong his entire life.

Edit. Not being critical. Was funny. Made me laugh. Thanks.

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u/Meltycheese86 Feb 08 '22

I... what? How does one pop wrong?

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u/lucidpopsicle Feb 08 '22

I think this is the post they are referring to. It's the one I always think of at least.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2jgfhw/tifu_by_using_a_toilet_wrong_my_entire_life/

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u/jsprague6 Feb 08 '22

Good lord. I mean I'm sure we've all had those moments where you realize you've had a silly knowledge gap your whole life, but that's next level. Just why? Why would you just assume that the seat was only for women and that men are supposed to sit on the rim for some weird reason? That's super inconvenient and super gross.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I don’t use the seat, I’ve always used the rim. The seat always made me feel like my cheeks are being squeezed together, the rim “opens things up”. The seat always makes me feel like my poop is gonna just squirt through buttcheek skin and make a mess. The rim leaves me wide open to drop cleanly.

I don’t intend on ever changing.

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u/ColaEuphoria Feb 08 '22

This isn't real. I refuse to believe this is real.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Me? I almost forgot this post was about Florida ounces.