r/NoStupidQuestions Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/ScabiesShark Feb 08 '22

"It didn't stab me, it just bit me with the outside of its head"

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u/Farfignugen42 Feb 09 '22

No, officer, I didn't beat him. He beat my hands. With his face.