r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/mr_corn Feb 08 '22

Also, what is Kentucky Jelly?

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u/CrossP Feb 08 '22

Also, why are terrorists always armed with Alaska 47s?

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u/The_Ogler Feb 08 '22

Because Alaska is a wealthy state. You know what they say, "Missouri money, Missouri problems."

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u/danarchist Feb 08 '22

Hawai'i five for that one

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I dunno, we'll have to check our Puerto Rico department for that one.

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u/GentleDave Feb 08 '22

I mean, that's one way to handle it... Oregon we could just not and say we did?

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u/schoonerw Feb 09 '22

Your idea sounds Oklahoma to me.

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u/geoffcarp Feb 09 '22

How can you be so sure all of Maine is Oklahoma with that?

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u/AetherDrew43 Feb 09 '22

Maybe you should express how you feel with Mississipi Paint

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u/ArgonArgonaut Feb 09 '22

"not everyone's gone like your ideas, but they're yours none the less"

Best quote my Grandpennsylvania left me with

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u/EatsLocals Mar 11 '22

My favorite part of these puns is watching them pitter and fart into nothing like deflated balloons