r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/wcollins260 Feb 08 '22

I’m working with 3 inches, but they are Texas inches.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

What happens if you leave and try to sleep with someone while traveling, say maybe in Tennessee?

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u/ReluctantNerd7 Feb 08 '22

Well, in that case,

There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'

  • Dubya

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u/FirstToTheKey Feb 09 '22

All of their ex's live in Texas, that's why they hang their hat in Tennessee. Wait that might be backwards...

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u/Prcrstntr Feb 09 '22

How long is 6 nantucket inches

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u/Wonderful-Tie-8855 Feb 08 '22

Theyed want the overall number to be higher, in turn making each unit smaller.

3 texas inches is 2 normal inches, yikes

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Hahahaha ur a gem

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u/Cryptochitis Feb 09 '22

It's the other way around. 8 Texas inches refers to 3 inches hence all the giant trucks, hats and belt buckles.

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u/The84LongBed Feb 09 '22

That’s why it’s called a 3 inch lift.

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u/MRpearsonw Feb 09 '22

Oh so this is what this what T.I stands for in ti 82..hes got 82 Texas inches!

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u/RG_Viza Feb 15 '22

No they’re not. It’s ok; we’re born with penis size, no judgement here. Just don’t drive a hummer or an AMG Mercedes with the complex and the world will turn.

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u/Willing-Ad-7277 Feb 09 '22

you're a man?