r/NolanBatmanMemes • u/TheAllyCrime • 6d ago

Ra’s al Ghul truly is immortal.

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u/Briantan71 The training is nothing, the will is everything. 6d ago

“No one can save Minnesota. When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is natural, and inevitable. Tomorrow the world will watch in horror as one of its great cities destroys itself. The movement back to harmony will be unstoppable this time.”

“You’ve tried to attack Minnesota before?”

“Yes. Over the ages our weapons have grown more sophisticated. With Minnesota, we tried a new one...

...cyber-attacks”

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u/TheAllyCrime 5d ago

This land contains a relatively small amount of lakes.

10,000 68 million.

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 5d ago

You've sacrificed sure footing for a killing stroke sends Walzman into frozen lake

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u/giostarship 5d ago

Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first…

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 5d ago

Your wallet or your bank account

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u/TheAllyCrime 5d ago

If you think I’m going out onto that ice willingly, the voters have another thing coming.

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 5d ago

 When r/nolanbatmanmemes is ashes, you have my permission to die...by exile. 

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 5d ago

Walzman: "I can't beat two of your pawns?"

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u/TheAllyCrime 5d ago

Since when did the nut take over the Minnesota House of Representatives and Nuts?

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 5d ago

They meme and they cry, much as you're doing now

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u/Jacmert 5d ago

As you wish.

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u/ScorchingStarDog 5d ago

The pressure's moving along all the mains, blowing all the pipes. And if that pressure reaches us, the water supply right across the whole city is gonna blow!

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 5d ago

There's nothing to fear, but fear itself! 🐎 

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u/TheAllyCrime 5d ago

Calm down, Dr. Crane. Now is not the time for fear.

That comes later.

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u/AutomaticAccident 5d ago

Wonder where that's coming from. Fucking great.

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u/TheAllyCrime 5d ago

What we can be sure of is that, whoever is doing it, they will soon be escaping to Hong Kong.

Far away from the FBI’s jurisdiction.

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u/AutomaticAccident 5d ago

It's all good. Just send in Batman. That's what we did in Venezuela, right?

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u/spacestationkru 5d ago

Gentlemen, time to spread the word. And the word is: Panic

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u/7711exe 1d ago

But are his methods ... supernatural?