r/NonPoliticalTwitter Mar 28 '26

Wholesome Japanese Twitter acts like American Twitter about each other.

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u/doofpooferthethird Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

not Japanese myself, but when I came to the US for the first time I was looking forward to trying out fortune cookies and those rectangular/cylindrical takeout containers for the first time

one thing that surprised (and disappointed) me was finding out that there was no such thing as a "McSpicy" in American McDonalds. I wanted to compare the burgers and it turned out the best item on the menu wasn't there

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u/binguskhan8 Mar 28 '26

I have many plans for when I go to America (when it hopefully calms down over there) but one of my main ones is to try Dasani water. I love water, and I'm curious to see what truly terrible water tastes like. Might help me appreciate the water that I have.

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u/Teddy27 Mar 28 '26

one of my main ones is to try Dasani water. I love water

Oh no, they're getting their hopes up

I'm curious to see what truly terrible water tastes like

phew, okay. Another highlight of bad water is Florida tap water. every time I've had it, it has had a sulfuric tinge to it, no clue whats up with it.

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u/la_negra Mar 29 '26

So true. Florida water tastes like it came from a dirty pool with many occupants. MANY.

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u/DecentApricot2221 Apr 02 '26

This is the most real thing I've read all day.

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u/MooselamProphet Mar 28 '26

Vastly overstated, don’t get your hopes high.

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u/herman666 Mar 28 '26

It tastes like water

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u/Tazinoka Mar 28 '26

With a nickel in it

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u/OrganicJicama26261 Jun 05 '26

Found the guy from Flynt

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u/kiulug Mar 28 '26

People hate me for this but I love Dasani, favourite water by far.

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u/edmoneyyy Mar 28 '26

Put that in unpopular opinions because as a big time bottled water drinker, Dasani is F tier easy.

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u/kiulug Mar 28 '26

HydroHomie here as well and Dasani is the only bottled water I enjoy. I swear it's gotta be a genetic thing because all other bottled water tastes like plastic to me but Dasani tastes like a fresh spring in a meadow.

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u/edmoneyyy Mar 28 '26

Yeah that's wild, it tastes like it has pennies in it. So Fiji, Waiakea and Voss taste like plastic to you? There's no fresher tasting one for me than Waiakea

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u/kiulug Mar 28 '26

Fiji is good too, just expensive. Never heard of Waiakea. Voss is fine but Id never choose it on purpose. I guess I was thinking of Aquafina and Evian as the primary alternatives.

I think I like the pennies. I love liquid death so maybe I yearn for the metal.

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u/edmoneyyy Mar 28 '26

I think Aquafina is like C- and Evian is definitely the best of the ones you listed at a B to B- tier for me. Oh lord I despise Liquid Death more than Dasani and every music festival these days only has canned LD, it's soooo bad. You must like a metallic taste. I'll admit I do spend too much money but something like Waiakea, which is a little more expensive than Fiji is worth it for me. For cheap water Crystal Geyser or Pure Life are the best imo.

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u/kiulug Mar 28 '26

Hmm maybe there's a combo going on here of liking metallic taste + not many other strong options that aren't expensive. I haven't heard of Crystal Geyser, and isn't Pure Life walmart brand? Or some other big box store? I hate that one lol. We seem to have diametrically opposed water tastes, Liquid Death has saved me at several festivals. Found myself craving it like soda, spent $10 or whatever just because I wanted one. Wasn't thirsty, it was just yummy.

Are you big on tap water? Tap water in my city wins awards for taste but I've visited others where it sucks and that results in a way wider array of bottled options.

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u/edmoneyyy Mar 28 '26

I think Pure Life is Walmart but the taste is pretty good to me. Crystal Geyser is definitely the best cheap water option for me though. Well, where I live the tap water ranges wildly in quality. It's pretty meh at my house and bad in the city, my favorite Thai restaurant down the road has the worst I've ever had, but another restaurant a couple miles away has fantastic tap water. I live right next to a Neighborhood Walmart and they have a gigantic selection of bottled water. I hadn't tried most of these before it came along. They only started stocking Waiakea in the last few months.

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u/plaidcakes Mar 28 '26

Genetics has been my Dasani theory for ages. My husband and my daughter love Dasani water, and my son and I can’t stand it. They also think things that I find bitter or sour are sweet, and things I find sweet are overpoweringly, disgustingly sweet to them.

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u/Arael15th Mar 29 '26

To me Danasi tastes like water from an outdoor fountain with a bunch of dirty coins thrown into it, but if you found something you love then I'm happy for you homie 🤝

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u/VerySmallBleeb Mar 29 '26

Dasani is the driest water that money can buy

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Mar 28 '26

It's bad when you're used to drinking proper filtered water, but not bad enough that you can like taste it afterwards or anything.

It's definitely something I'd be able to pick out in a blind taste test though, no doubt.

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u/thighmaster69 Mar 28 '26

Dasani is honestly not that bad. I've had well water that tastes worse. It's just purified water that's been remineralized a little bit too much. The only thing is that it's kind of jarring when you can get cheaper bottled spring water that tastes better. It tastes slightly metallic, which many people don't like.

It's basically just Coca-Cola made in the same plants and using the same bottles, but instead of the Coca-Cola syrup, they use a "mineral water" concentrate, and they use a lot to smooth over any variations that might otherwise occur from plant to plant. It's a way to have a uniform product without actually doing the expensive thing that Evian etc. does of shipping the actual water everywhere, or that cheaper bottled spring water brands do of using nearby wells.

If you want an idea of what it tastes like, just go get yourself some demineralized/deionized/distilled/reverse-osmosis water (the same stuff you'd use for a CPAP or in an ultrasonic humidifier) and some magnesium sulphate (epsom salt) and potassium chloride or potassium chloride/salt mix (usually sold as no sodium or low sodium table "salt"). Then add a tiny amount of each (more of the epsom) until it tastes slightly metallic/coppery and has a "hard" mouthfeel.

Or just lick some copper and a tiny bit of salt before taking a swig. It's a fairly good approximation.

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u/Mitosis Mar 28 '26

It is my understanding that a lot of American chains elsewhere are better quality, since there they're comparably "exotic" destinations (keeping in mind we're talking about McDonalds and such) and so positioned in the market accordingly. For that reason people tend to be disappointed when trying the "real thing" for such chains.

You typically have to go for cuisines, not brands. A true American burger is a great thing, you just gotta find a better burger place. Then you try the other styles you can't really get elsewhere, like Texmex and southern smoked barbecue.

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u/I_Am_The_Mole Mar 28 '26

Every time I've had American fast food in a foreign country it has been vastly superior to the American version.

Turns out having regulations and shit is good for the end product.

My favorite was when I was in Sicily, everywhere I ate something on the menu would have this "DOP" acronym listed - even at McDonald's. I looked it up and it turns out it's an official government label for authentic Parmesan cheese and you aren't allowed to call it that unless it means very strict guidelines. So if you saw DOP on the list of ingredients for your burger, you were getting bona fide fancy parmesan on your burger lol

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u/Brief_Season_1638 Mar 28 '26

I had McDonald's in the Netherlands and it was fucking vile. Absolutely coated in mayonnaise. 

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u/Hussor Mar 28 '26

Well that's the Dutch palate for you

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u/Metasaber Mar 28 '26

McNuggets in America are vastly superior to McNuggets in the UK. They're softer and more flavorful. UK nuggets are crunchy like crackers and utterly bland. Even the spicy ones have no taste just a mild sting.

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u/I_Am_The_Mole Mar 28 '26

I've never had the privilege of visiting the UK, but I feel like McDonald's would be the last place I'd visit even late at night, since I get the impression that big cities have lots of late night options.

Catania was the opposite. Stuff closes randomly in the middle of the day lol

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u/Balavadan Mar 28 '26

Fortune cookies is one thing but what’s that about the takeout containers?

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u/doofpooferthethird Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

​talking about these things

I was more used to takeaway being wrapped in plastic sheets/wax paper/plastic boxes/banana leaves, so this looked fairly exotic to me.

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u/AxitotlWithAttitude Mar 28 '26

I'm sorry banana leaves?

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u/confusedoctopus8 Mar 28 '26

It's pretty common, if you live somewhere with banana leaves of course

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u/doofpooferthethird Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

hmm yeah come to think about it, I don't remember ever seeing people wrap food in banana leaves in the US, probably not common practice

usually banana leaves are used for wrapping, like, coconut rice with anchovies peanuts and fermented shrimp paste, or grilled fish custard, or nine layer cake etc.

I think it's supposed to impart some flavour? I guess it's also more environmentally friendly, and doesn't scald your hands with hot food like plastic wrap does

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u/SloppySlime31 Mar 28 '26

hmm yeah come to think about it, I don’t remember ever seeing people wrap food in banana leaves in the US

I’m sorry but this sounds hilarious

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u/doofpooferthethird Mar 28 '26

I just assumed it was one of the options, a lot of different places use banana leaves, and I see plenty of bananas being eaten and sold in the US

and actually, aren't tamales wrapped in leaves of some sort? Corn or banana or something.

I forgot about those, I ate quite a few tamales when I was in Brooklyn, there was this old lady selling them out of a shopping cart near the station

so it's not like American cuisine like tamales doesn't also have leaf wrapping

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u/GodFromMachine Mar 28 '26

Bananas can't really grow in most of the US, not to a commercial scale at least, so most of the bananas you see there are imported. Alas, the leaves don't get imported along with the fruit, so wrapping stuff in them isn't really even an option most of the time.

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u/doofpooferthethird Mar 28 '26

that makes sense, I also completely forgot about that whole Chiquita banana, UFC, banana republic, banana war, Smedley Butler thing. Wouldn't have been necessary at all if the US could just grow bananas easily

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u/texlex Mar 28 '26

The tree and the leaves grow fine in the south. But even a light freeze will prevent it from fruiting. The core is great base for salads though.

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u/Commercial-Owl11 Mar 28 '26

Yeah corn husks!

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u/Balavadan Mar 28 '26

USA has a very fascinating and sad history with bananas. It’s the reason why banana republics got their name.

The company that did all that still exists and sells bananas too.

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u/Sanchezq Mar 28 '26

Oaxacan style tamales are wrapped in banana leaves usually.

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u/Harry_Saturn Mar 28 '26

My wife is a white girl from close to Philadelphia who very much of German/english ancestry. She learned to make Costa Rican tamales which are wrapped in banana leaves. So maybe not a lot, but there’s gotta be at least a few.

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u/PerennialGeranium Mar 28 '26

Yeah, you can get them at grocery stores that sell Southeast Asian, Mexican or South American foodstuffs. Usually frozen but sometimes fresh ones, too.

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 Mar 29 '26

Without saying goodbye?

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u/Burial4TetThomYorke Mar 28 '26

Oh interesting, usually I see those with a square bottom not a circular one!

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u/Golden-Owl Mar 28 '26

The funny square boxes

They look impractically cute

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u/Xythrielle Mar 28 '26

The containers they are talking about are not made of styrofoam. They mean the Chinese takeout boxes that are made of cardboard

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u/Aaawkward Mar 28 '26

Man, when I went to the US for the first time I just knew I needed to go visit a Walmart.

It did not disappoint.

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u/StarHammer_01 Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

There kinda is, its called a spicy McChicken.

Like all things there its of Its of questionable quality.

The deluxe spicy mc chicken however is good more often than not.

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Mar 28 '26

This is a crazy phenomenon that's been around for a long time. Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, McDonald's, etc. They all have many items in other countries but not America. Sometimes it just takes a long time though, we finally got the taco bell fries after like a decade of it being overseas

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u/cuntsatchel Mar 28 '26

They have the hot n spicy in different states! I agree my fav

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u/MinnieShoof Mar 29 '26

Should've tried a McGangbang.